Beware of Sukura-bashing(so, uh, if you're not cool with that, I suggest not reading this…and now you have no reason to flame me!) and character death!
(it's about 9:00 in a secluded home waaaaaaaay out of town…in this house resides…TOMOE SAKURA*I guess she has her own place now…*! (author retches)
Sakura: *putting on a tape and hopping on her couch* Yay! I'll *finally* get to watch it! *phone rings* Eh?! Who could that be at this hour? *hops up to pick the phone up* Moshi moshi?
Voice: Hello there…
Sakura: Is this Aya?
Voice: No.
Sakura: I really like Aya.
Voice: I'm very happy for you.
Sakura: Aya is the best person in the world.
Voice: Good for him...
Sakura: Are you Aya?
Voice: No, I'm not Aya, you twit!
Sakura: …oh. Do you know Aya?
Voice: *groans*
Sakura: Are you okay?
Voice: I'm starting to regret this…so, what's your favorite scary movie?
Sakura: Scary movie? I don't like scary movies, they're scary!
Voice: Yes, I think that would be the point…
Sakura: Who is this?
Voice: You tell me.
Sakura: Ummmm…*thinks for about 20 minutes*
Voice: *heavy sigh* So, what are you doing?
Sakura: I'm getting ready to watch a movie!
Voice: Is it a scary movie?
Sakura: What did I just tell you about scary movies?! This is a surveillance tape-
Voice: I don't need to know anymore.
Sakura: I planted it in Aya's bedroom! Isn't that great?!
Voice: I cannot control my sheer excitement.
Sakura: *giggles* Me either! Did you know that I can run?!
Voice: Fabulous.
Sakura: So, um, why did you call?
Voice: I'm going to kill you.
Sakura: *giggles* You're funny!
Voice: I'm going to rip you intestines out.
Sakura: *stops laughing and pouts* That wasn't very nice!
Voice: I'm very proud of you for realizing this…Sakura.
Sakura: *gasps* How did you know my name?!
Voice: I'm smart.
Sakura: Wowwwwwww!
Voice: *sighs once more* Why don't you turn on the patio light?
Sakura: Why?
Voice: It's a surprise!
Sakura: YAY! A SURPRISE! *quickly rushes over to turn on the lights and finds that it's a blow-up doll of Aya, crappily constructed I might add, that's tied to a chair, covered in ketchup* AHHH! AYA-SAN! *starts to open the door*
Voice: I wouldn't do that if I were you!
Sakura: *cries* Why are you doing this?!
Voice: Because I wanna plat a game with you…
Sakura: A…game…? Ooh, can it be Candyland?!
Voice: It's trivia.
Sakura: No, Candyland!
Voice: Do you want Aya to die?!
Sakura: NO, NO! …unless I can have his corpse *giggles*
Voice: …alright, I'm through with you, I'm not going to waste my time with the questions.
Sakura: Ehhh? *suddenly the window breaks* AHHHH!
(a scary figure in a Ronald Reagan mask and a cloak walks in holding the Aya blow-up doll)
Scary figure: Now you die! *runs at her*
Sakura: *screams for the thousandth time and runs away, only to be trip 'cause she forgot to tie her shoelaces(smirks)*
Scary figure: *beats her with the Aya blow-up doll*
Sakura: Noooooo, Aya-san! I bought you ice-cream, remember?!
