Beware of Sukura-bashing(so, uh, if you're not cool with that, I suggest not reading this…and now you have no reason to flame me!) and character death!

(it's about 9:00 in a secluded home waaaaaaaay out of town…in this house resides…TOMOE SAKURA*I guess she has her own place now…*! (author retches)

Sakura: *putting on a tape and hopping on her couch* Yay! I'll *finally* get to watch it! *phone rings* Eh?! Who could that be at this hour? *hops up to pick the phone up* Moshi moshi?

Voice:  Hello there…

Sakura: Is this Aya?

Voice: No.

Sakura: I really like Aya.

Voice: I'm very happy for you.

Sakura: Aya is the best person in the world.

Voice: Good for him...

Sakura: Are you Aya?

Voice: No, I'm not Aya, you twit!

Sakura: …oh. Do you know Aya?

Voice: *groans*

Sakura: Are you okay?

Voice: I'm starting to regret this…so, what's your favorite scary movie?

Sakura: Scary movie? I don't like scary movies, they're scary!

Voice: Yes, I think that would be the point…

Sakura: Who is this?

Voice: You tell me.

Sakura: Ummmm…*thinks for about 20 minutes*

Voice: *heavy sigh* So, what are you doing?

Sakura: I'm getting ready to watch a movie!

Voice: Is it a scary movie?

Sakura: What did I just tell you about scary movies?! This is a surveillance tape-

Voice: I don't need to know anymore.

Sakura: I planted it in Aya's bedroom! Isn't that great?!

Voice: I cannot control my sheer excitement.

Sakura: *giggles* Me either! Did you know that I can run?!

Voice: Fabulous.

Sakura: So, um, why did you call?

Voice: I'm going to kill you.

Sakura: *giggles* You're funny!

Voice: I'm going to rip you intestines out.

Sakura: *stops laughing and pouts* That wasn't very nice!

Voice: I'm very proud of you for realizing this…Sakura.

Sakura: *gasps* How did you know my name?!

Voice: I'm smart.

Sakura: Wowwwwwww!

Voice: *sighs once more* Why don't you turn on the patio light?

Sakura: Why?

Voice: It's a surprise!

Sakura: YAY! A SURPRISE! *quickly rushes over to turn on the lights and finds that it's a blow-up doll of Aya, crappily constructed I might add, that's tied to a chair, covered in ketchup* AHHH! AYA-SAN! *starts to open the door*

Voice: I wouldn't do that if I were you!

Sakura: *cries* Why are you doing this?!

Voice: Because I wanna plat a game with you…

Sakura: A…game…? Ooh, can it be Candyland?!

Voice: It's trivia.

Sakura: No, Candyland!

Voice: Do you want Aya to die?!

Sakura: NO, NO! …unless I can have his corpse *giggles*

Voice: …alright, I'm through with you, I'm not going to waste my time with the questions.

Sakura: Ehhh? *suddenly the window breaks* AHHHH!

(a scary figure in a Ronald Reagan mask and a cloak walks in holding the Aya blow-up doll)

Scary figure: Now you die! *runs at her*

Sakura: *screams for the thousandth time and runs away, only to be trip 'cause she forgot to tie her shoelaces(smirks)*

Scary figure: *beats her with the Aya blow-up doll*

Sakura: Noooooo, Aya-san! I bought you ice-cream, remember?!