A/N: We The Insane Ones (Kazza and Steph) got bored and decided to torture you with this! You don't like it? Well we don't care, cause we do (like it that is!)
Announcer: WELCOME TO THE KAZZA AND STEPH SHOW!!! INTRODUCING OUR TWO TOTALLY GOREOUSLY SEXY HOSTESSES KAZZA AND STEPH!!!!
(Enter Steph and Kazza)
STEPH: Thank you Mr Announcer! I would like to introduce my personal assistance and personal bodyguard. The one of a kind Sexy Boy Shawn 'HBK' Michaels!
(Enter Shawn Michaels, does little dance, fireworks etc. then goes and sits next to Steph)
KAZZA: Hehe, now my turn!! I would like to introduce MY personal assistance and personal bodyguard. WWE's own Superhero! Shane 'Hurricane' Helms.
(Enter Hurri-dork, dramatic pose etc. then sits next to Kazza)
STEPH: Our two victims… I mean guests tonight are…
KAZZA: Steriod Freak, The Game Hot Head I mean Hunter Hearst Helmsly.
(HHH Enters does water spitting thing… EEWW!! Then sits down)
STEPH: And the Generic Freak Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner!
(Steiner enters does what ever he does at his entrance and sits down glaring at HHH)
KAZZA: Steph you can ask the first question.
STEPH: No, you go first.
KAZZA: If you insist. Hot Head! I mean Hunter…
HHH: Yea?
KAZZA: Umm… When you and Steph Mc Mahon had your on screen break up and Steph said that "Its not the game your playing it's the size of the field" indicating about you lacking down where it counts… How accurate was that.
HHH: Why would she know?
STEPH: Come off it Cripple H, we all know that you are screwing Steph behind the scenes.
HHH: The Game is very well equipped.
KAZZA: Are you sure?
HHH: Why wouldn't I be sure?
STEPH: Well your wrestling gear leaves nothing for the imagination…
KAZZA: And lately we've been seeing you in your undies and seriously…
HHH: THE GAME IS VERY WELL EQUIPPED!!!
Steiner (Muttering under his breath): Yea SURE! (Little snort of laughter)
STEPH: Scott… BE NICE!!
HBK: I'm not Gay or anything, how could I be with my beautiful girl Stephy? But Hunter, Kurt Angle is more of a man than you and THAT is saying something!
STEPH (Blushing): Oh thank you Shawny baby… (Shawn leans in kissing Steph!)
HURRI-DORK: YOU GUYS STOP ALL THAT GOOPY SHIT!
KAZZA: Hey what's wrong with that 'goopy shit'
HURRI-DORK: Well you see its only OK when we do it! (Hurri-Dork leans in kissing Kazza)
(FEW MINUTES LATER!!)
STEINER: YOU FOUR QUIT IT!!! AREN'T YOU TWO MENT TO BE INTERVIEWING US?
(The 2 couples break apart. Kazza and Steph wipe there mouths Blushing).
STEPH: OK next question… Steiner?
STEINER: Yes?
STEPH: You are the Generic Freak… How much is really generic?
STEINER: All of it! Unlike Steriod Boy over there!
HURRI-DORK: Yea right Steiner! No normal man could have muscles that shape with out drugs…
STEINER (Wiggles eyebrows at Kazza and Steph. (A/N: EEW): I'm no normal man. This is all me!
HHH: I DO NOT DO STERIODS!
ALL: AHA!
(Christian pops up!)
CHRISTIAN (On one knee): Kazza Be Mine!
HURRI-DORK (Dramatic pose): OI! Hands off my girl!
(Hurri-dork and Christian fight for a few minutes while Kazza and Steph watch laughing. During this time HHH moves closer and closer to Steph until HBK hits him and they start brawling! After a few minutes Steiner stops the fight and everyone sits back down)
HBK (Looking at Steph with hunger in his eyes): Hey have you sexy ladies got any more questions for these freaks or can we end the show so we can teach you to umm… wrestle…
STEPH: Umm… Kazza?
KAZZA: Lets end it here! Thank you all for watching! Next show we shall have… Umm Steph?
STEPH: Umm… Stephie Mc Mahon and umm…
HURRI-DORK (dramatic pose): Eric Bitchoff!
KAZZA: Thanks babe! Yes Stephanie Mc Mahon and Eric Bitchoff!
STEPH: Be sure to tune in!
(Steiner and HHH leave arguing! Show goes off air with HBK and Hurri-Dork teaching Steph and Kazza to umm… 'wrestle')
Announcer: WELCOME TO THE KAZZA AND STEPH SHOW!!! INTRODUCING OUR TWO TOTALLY GOREOUSLY SEXY HOSTESSES KAZZA AND STEPH!!!!
(Enter Steph and Kazza)
STEPH: Thank you Mr Announcer! I would like to introduce my personal assistance and personal bodyguard. The one of a kind Sexy Boy Shawn 'HBK' Michaels!
(Enter Shawn Michaels, does little dance, fireworks etc. then goes and sits next to Steph)
KAZZA: Hehe, now my turn!! I would like to introduce MY personal assistance and personal bodyguard. WWE's own Superhero! Shane 'Hurricane' Helms.
(Enter Hurri-dork, dramatic pose etc. then sits next to Kazza)
STEPH: Our two victims… I mean guests tonight are…
KAZZA: Steriod Freak, The Game Hot Head I mean Hunter Hearst Helmsly.
(HHH Enters does water spitting thing… EEWW!! Then sits down)
STEPH: And the Generic Freak Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner!
(Steiner enters does what ever he does at his entrance and sits down glaring at HHH)
KAZZA: Steph you can ask the first question.
STEPH: No, you go first.
KAZZA: If you insist. Hot Head! I mean Hunter…
HHH: Yea?
KAZZA: Umm… When you and Steph Mc Mahon had your on screen break up and Steph said that "Its not the game your playing it's the size of the field" indicating about you lacking down where it counts… How accurate was that.
HHH: Why would she know?
STEPH: Come off it Cripple H, we all know that you are screwing Steph behind the scenes.
HHH: The Game is very well equipped.
KAZZA: Are you sure?
HHH: Why wouldn't I be sure?
STEPH: Well your wrestling gear leaves nothing for the imagination…
KAZZA: And lately we've been seeing you in your undies and seriously…
HHH: THE GAME IS VERY WELL EQUIPPED!!!
Steiner (Muttering under his breath): Yea SURE! (Little snort of laughter)
STEPH: Scott… BE NICE!!
HBK: I'm not Gay or anything, how could I be with my beautiful girl Stephy? But Hunter, Kurt Angle is more of a man than you and THAT is saying something!
STEPH (Blushing): Oh thank you Shawny baby… (Shawn leans in kissing Steph!)
HURRI-DORK: YOU GUYS STOP ALL THAT GOOPY SHIT!
KAZZA: Hey what's wrong with that 'goopy shit'
HURRI-DORK: Well you see its only OK when we do it! (Hurri-Dork leans in kissing Kazza)
(FEW MINUTES LATER!!)
STEINER: YOU FOUR QUIT IT!!! AREN'T YOU TWO MENT TO BE INTERVIEWING US?
(The 2 couples break apart. Kazza and Steph wipe there mouths Blushing).
STEPH: OK next question… Steiner?
STEINER: Yes?
STEPH: You are the Generic Freak… How much is really generic?
STEINER: All of it! Unlike Steriod Boy over there!
HURRI-DORK: Yea right Steiner! No normal man could have muscles that shape with out drugs…
STEINER (Wiggles eyebrows at Kazza and Steph. (A/N: EEW): I'm no normal man. This is all me!
HHH: I DO NOT DO STERIODS!
ALL: AHA!
(Christian pops up!)
CHRISTIAN (On one knee): Kazza Be Mine!
HURRI-DORK (Dramatic pose): OI! Hands off my girl!
(Hurri-dork and Christian fight for a few minutes while Kazza and Steph watch laughing. During this time HHH moves closer and closer to Steph until HBK hits him and they start brawling! After a few minutes Steiner stops the fight and everyone sits back down)
HBK (Looking at Steph with hunger in his eyes): Hey have you sexy ladies got any more questions for these freaks or can we end the show so we can teach you to umm… wrestle…
STEPH: Umm… Kazza?
KAZZA: Lets end it here! Thank you all for watching! Next show we shall have… Umm Steph?
STEPH: Umm… Stephie Mc Mahon and umm…
HURRI-DORK (dramatic pose): Eric Bitchoff!
KAZZA: Thanks babe! Yes Stephanie Mc Mahon and Eric Bitchoff!
STEPH: Be sure to tune in!
(Steiner and HHH leave arguing! Show goes off air with HBK and Hurri-Dork teaching Steph and Kazza to umm… 'wrestle')
