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A/N: Hey guys. Dis is da Angel here. I hope you enjoy the story. This is only the 1st chapter so it doesn't largely contribute to the whole plot, it's just sorta da intro. Please write a review or write if you wanna discuss anything about da story, tell me what you like and what you hate so I can improve it. I'll put da next chapta up as soon as I can!!!
CHAPTER 1- THE PRANK THAT WENT WRONG
"Screw the world" Ron groaned as he opened his heavy eyelids. Sunlight flooded in through the window and fell right on his ruddy freckled face. " Gees, aren't you Mr. Rainbows today?" Harry jeered in a sarcastically giddy tone. "Shut up, Harry" Ron grumbled as if he were on tranquillisers. Harry smiled. "Don't you remember what day it is today?"
"It's the day Harry Potter dies for waking Ron up at SIX IN THE MORNING!!!!"
"No, you git! It's April fools day!!"
Ron suddenly jumped out of bed and cast a tooth-cleaning spell, his grumpy, agitated expression had transformed into a mischievous grin. "Shall we?" Ron beamed, outstretching his hand towards the door. " You are seriously messed up, you know that?" Harry whispered to Ron as they left the boys' dormitories.
"Where have you two been?" Hermione demanded, putting her hands on her hips. " I've been waiting here for 7 minutes and 38.5 seconds!" "It does take time to get from one place to another, you know." Ron yelled defensively. He and Hermione glared at each other as if they were wishing they could throw the other into the womphing willow. (A/N: Aren't they cute together?) "Um.guys?" Harry said cautiously, breaking the silence. "Maybe we should get on with the spell before Snape wakes up?" "Right" exclaimed Ron and Hermione, just checking in to reality. The three of them settled into a dry spot near one of the cubicles of the girls' bathroom."Alright" Hermione said with a sigh. " Have we got everything?" I have the spell," Harry confirmed. "And I have the ingredients!" Ron exclaimed proudly, jiggling his head. Harry and Hermione gave him an I- don't-know-why-I-was-ever-friends-with-you look then started looking at the spell, which Ron had ripped out of a book in the library. They had stolen the ingredients from Snape's office and replaced them with some very.interesting substances (including Hedwig's droppings).
"Okay, first pour the carlista juice into the bowl, then put in the raven claws, followed by the garweed-no, Ron, that's your gum! AS I was saying the garweed and finally that slimy worm Snape calls a piece of his hair."Hemione finished. Don't you guys reckon these ingredients are a bit unsuitable for turing someone into a ballerina? Harry inquired. "Who cares, what's logic ever gonna do fa ya?" Ron replied. Visions of Snape prancing around, dressed in a little, frilly pink tutu swivelled inside his head. Although it was kind of sick, it made adolescence worthwhile.
"You know, Hermione, I still can't believe you're doing this! I mean since when did you start humiliating teachers?" Harry asked suddenly realizing the matter." Since Ron started blackmailing me!" Hermione cried out in rage. "Hey it wasn't blackmail, it was NEGOTIATION." Ron said calmly with a slight smirk.
"Negotiation? You read my bloody diary and then you make me help you with this stupid spell because otherwise you're going to tell the whole damn school that I like-" Hemione stopped short realising she had said too much. She blushed bright red and slapped her forehead. "You like someone?" Harry asked with wide eyes and a mocking tone. " And you didn't tell. me?" this time there was a little hurt in voice. Harry and Hermione had been best friends ever since first year and now they were in their fifth. *Everyone goes into an uncomfortable silence* "so, are you going to tell me who it is?" Harry asked with anticipation in his killer green eyes, which could make a girl weak at the knees (A/N: I suppose the same goes for SOME guys, who I will not mention.yet!) Hermione's cheeks were now just about the colour of Ron's hair. "I'll take that as a no." Harry said sensing Hermione's discomfort.
"Okay" Hermione sighed, wiping the beads of0 sweat from her forehead. " Lets get on with the spell, shall we? Ron, what does it say to d- what's wrong?" Ron looked up at Hermione with a horrified expression. His eyes were twitching as if he were about to cry and his lips quivered as if he were going to throw up. "You alright, Ron?" Harry asked, concerned. "What's wrong?"
"We.we.we.WE HAVE TO HOLD HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Throw's himself on the floor and pretends to sob uncontrollably. * "LIFE IS SOOOOO CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOL"
Hermione leaned over and slapped Ron in the face (which was already considerably red and now had a red handprint on it), while Harry mockinly gave him the dashing James Bond look and said in a husky voice, "You know you love me" "Harry, do you have any idea how gay that sounded, I mean . you aren't going gay on me are you?" Ron clutched his heart dramatically. "Of course I'm gay" Harry exclaimed sarcastically. "That's why all the girls are after me and not you, Ron." *Ron attempts to strangle Harry*
"YOU TWO!!!!!" Hermione burst out I rage and frustration. "Remember the spell? The one we're supposed to do BEFORE Snape wakes up!" Hermione, Ron and Harry sat in a circle, the bowl with the ingredients was placed in the middle. Harry held he spell in his hands. They started chanting.
"Creatus carlius dogius mountana, Terendo, matheus, copulus srivana, Ariala rivano extrjidana!"
As soon as the chant had ceased, a blinding ray of blue light shot out of the bowl and swivelled wildly, out of control around the bathroom. The effect was too much for the three teenagers and they all passed out.
"Uhhhhh. What happened?" Ron blinked his eyes and adjusted them to the light in the bathroom. He slowly got up, rubbing his head an saw that Hermione was doing the same. "I am NEVER doing that spell again!" Hermione Grumbled, running her fingers though her bushy, brown hair. "THE SPELL" Ron squealed (A/N yes he still squeals if gets excited.even if he is in FIFTH YEAR) "ITWORKEDITWORKEDITWORKEDITWORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Ron bounces up and down waving his hands about wildly* After he had gotten a grip on himself, he noticed that Hermione hadn't joined in the celebration. She was pale.
"What's wrong. Mione?"
Hermione pointed to a spot on the floor. There lay Harry's wand, surrounded by some kind of blue powder.
"Where's Harry, Ron?" Hermione whispered.
So wat did u think? By the way just in case u r wondering, I am not gonna make harry gay! I think. Please review! Come back 4 da 2nd chap! Bye.
A/N: Hey guys. Dis is da Angel here. I hope you enjoy the story. This is only the 1st chapter so it doesn't largely contribute to the whole plot, it's just sorta da intro. Please write a review or write if you wanna discuss anything about da story, tell me what you like and what you hate so I can improve it. I'll put da next chapta up as soon as I can!!!
CHAPTER 1- THE PRANK THAT WENT WRONG
"Screw the world" Ron groaned as he opened his heavy eyelids. Sunlight flooded in through the window and fell right on his ruddy freckled face. " Gees, aren't you Mr. Rainbows today?" Harry jeered in a sarcastically giddy tone. "Shut up, Harry" Ron grumbled as if he were on tranquillisers. Harry smiled. "Don't you remember what day it is today?"
"It's the day Harry Potter dies for waking Ron up at SIX IN THE MORNING!!!!"
"No, you git! It's April fools day!!"
Ron suddenly jumped out of bed and cast a tooth-cleaning spell, his grumpy, agitated expression had transformed into a mischievous grin. "Shall we?" Ron beamed, outstretching his hand towards the door. " You are seriously messed up, you know that?" Harry whispered to Ron as they left the boys' dormitories.
"Where have you two been?" Hermione demanded, putting her hands on her hips. " I've been waiting here for 7 minutes and 38.5 seconds!" "It does take time to get from one place to another, you know." Ron yelled defensively. He and Hermione glared at each other as if they were wishing they could throw the other into the womphing willow. (A/N: Aren't they cute together?) "Um.guys?" Harry said cautiously, breaking the silence. "Maybe we should get on with the spell before Snape wakes up?" "Right" exclaimed Ron and Hermione, just checking in to reality. The three of them settled into a dry spot near one of the cubicles of the girls' bathroom."Alright" Hermione said with a sigh. " Have we got everything?" I have the spell," Harry confirmed. "And I have the ingredients!" Ron exclaimed proudly, jiggling his head. Harry and Hermione gave him an I- don't-know-why-I-was-ever-friends-with-you look then started looking at the spell, which Ron had ripped out of a book in the library. They had stolen the ingredients from Snape's office and replaced them with some very.interesting substances (including Hedwig's droppings).
"Okay, first pour the carlista juice into the bowl, then put in the raven claws, followed by the garweed-no, Ron, that's your gum! AS I was saying the garweed and finally that slimy worm Snape calls a piece of his hair."Hemione finished. Don't you guys reckon these ingredients are a bit unsuitable for turing someone into a ballerina? Harry inquired. "Who cares, what's logic ever gonna do fa ya?" Ron replied. Visions of Snape prancing around, dressed in a little, frilly pink tutu swivelled inside his head. Although it was kind of sick, it made adolescence worthwhile.
"You know, Hermione, I still can't believe you're doing this! I mean since when did you start humiliating teachers?" Harry asked suddenly realizing the matter." Since Ron started blackmailing me!" Hermione cried out in rage. "Hey it wasn't blackmail, it was NEGOTIATION." Ron said calmly with a slight smirk.
"Negotiation? You read my bloody diary and then you make me help you with this stupid spell because otherwise you're going to tell the whole damn school that I like-" Hemione stopped short realising she had said too much. She blushed bright red and slapped her forehead. "You like someone?" Harry asked with wide eyes and a mocking tone. " And you didn't tell. me?" this time there was a little hurt in voice. Harry and Hermione had been best friends ever since first year and now they were in their fifth. *Everyone goes into an uncomfortable silence* "so, are you going to tell me who it is?" Harry asked with anticipation in his killer green eyes, which could make a girl weak at the knees (A/N: I suppose the same goes for SOME guys, who I will not mention.yet!) Hermione's cheeks were now just about the colour of Ron's hair. "I'll take that as a no." Harry said sensing Hermione's discomfort.
"Okay" Hermione sighed, wiping the beads of0 sweat from her forehead. " Lets get on with the spell, shall we? Ron, what does it say to d- what's wrong?" Ron looked up at Hermione with a horrified expression. His eyes were twitching as if he were about to cry and his lips quivered as if he were going to throw up. "You alright, Ron?" Harry asked, concerned. "What's wrong?"
"We.we.we.WE HAVE TO HOLD HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Throw's himself on the floor and pretends to sob uncontrollably. * "LIFE IS SOOOOO CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOL"
Hermione leaned over and slapped Ron in the face (which was already considerably red and now had a red handprint on it), while Harry mockinly gave him the dashing James Bond look and said in a husky voice, "You know you love me" "Harry, do you have any idea how gay that sounded, I mean . you aren't going gay on me are you?" Ron clutched his heart dramatically. "Of course I'm gay" Harry exclaimed sarcastically. "That's why all the girls are after me and not you, Ron." *Ron attempts to strangle Harry*
"YOU TWO!!!!!" Hermione burst out I rage and frustration. "Remember the spell? The one we're supposed to do BEFORE Snape wakes up!" Hermione, Ron and Harry sat in a circle, the bowl with the ingredients was placed in the middle. Harry held he spell in his hands. They started chanting.
"Creatus carlius dogius mountana, Terendo, matheus, copulus srivana, Ariala rivano extrjidana!"
As soon as the chant had ceased, a blinding ray of blue light shot out of the bowl and swivelled wildly, out of control around the bathroom. The effect was too much for the three teenagers and they all passed out.
"Uhhhhh. What happened?" Ron blinked his eyes and adjusted them to the light in the bathroom. He slowly got up, rubbing his head an saw that Hermione was doing the same. "I am NEVER doing that spell again!" Hermione Grumbled, running her fingers though her bushy, brown hair. "THE SPELL" Ron squealed (A/N yes he still squeals if gets excited.even if he is in FIFTH YEAR) "ITWORKEDITWORKEDITWORKEDITWORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Ron bounces up and down waving his hands about wildly* After he had gotten a grip on himself, he noticed that Hermione hadn't joined in the celebration. She was pale.
"What's wrong. Mione?"
Hermione pointed to a spot on the floor. There lay Harry's wand, surrounded by some kind of blue powder.
"Where's Harry, Ron?" Hermione whispered.
So wat did u think? By the way just in case u r wondering, I am not gonna make harry gay! I think. Please review! Come back 4 da 2nd chap! Bye.
