A/N: So here's my first Conan fic. Read of them so much that i can't help but doing something to the anime in my childhood.

Also, my OC here is basically my savvy jerk somehow getting self-inserted, but unlike my Evangelion stuff, i'm not showing my savviness like crazy here. Well, at least in front of people. And unlike the heroes in Conan, my OC's a more traditional detective who would collect stuffs and brought them into their office first before thinking and linking the dots rather than immediately solved the crime.

Also, this is my first time in writing anything resemble detective work, so how the crime was committed would sounded...wonky.


Uugh...my head...

My mind feel dozy, to put it simply. Just like someone who has just been drugged out by anesthesia or something, to give more details. Strangely enough, soon as i woke up, i felt like trapped into a world of animation, where everyone has big eyes and small lips.

Am i in Donald Duck's 3Disney Experience? I knew i shouldn't drink that strange coffee thing before i watch something that intense. Wait. Is Donald Duck in 3D is really a thing?

"I've told you, there's no way anyone here can be the killer! We're eating together, for sake! Isn't that right, Mr. Mouri?"

"Yeah, punk. Everyone here have their alibi, and we still haven't made it clear yet if it's a suicide, or assassination with someone littered it with several fake suicide proof! We're talking about someone who was found dead on the floor, with evidence that he's both strangled and received cuts on his wrists, which would be more than enough to classified it as suicide if there was no sign of fighting here, such as his. Don't tell me you already forgotten that, and still have the nerve to mock the Sleeping Sleuth Kogoro!"

...What? I'm trapped in Detective Conan's world?

"Some people are just too stubborn. Conan boy! Come here!"

"I'm ready, Mr. Andy!"

So my name's Andy, eh? It's a strange thing that Conan's already used me and making it like if i trusted this little kid. Maybe i'm a famous man and even detective who's also affable. Rare thing in Gosho's , and i don't have any last name! Could it be-

"Fine. Let's see how well this Indonesian Detective fare against me!"

Woah! Even the nationality was true. I'm really got self-inserted into Detective Conan world! Well, except that it's not really self-insert, since i'm not the one who done this thing. Also, for your information, my real name's not Andy.

So Conan, or to their perspective, my sleeping self, began to tell his deduction on how the man was killed. Secretly, i opened my eyes slightly so i could see their reactions, which is just barely enough so people still thought that i still slept. The accused was already spreading stories about how the grandpa was sounded like a depressed man, while in reality he was hiding the fact that he became panicked over several death threats from the unknown issue that he couldn't tell to anyone else due to fear about the future of his family. Everyone close to them bought the story since they knew old man always unconsciously mumbled whenever he's in stress. Adding the fact that the old man was both a compulsive and good liar, he told different stories whenever someone concerned asked him about the matter in hand, and various opinion soon blossomed into many things, some closer to the truth.

Soon enough they asked 'me' about the evidences, such as the blood that was splattered, and the ransacked room where the man was slept and supposedly either killed by the outsider or committed suicide with someone's assist. The chirpy Conan showed a hidden mechanism where the killing mechanism was hidden; It was a very long, sharp, thin and yet strong strings, connected into a pulley. The string was the same thing that they found in the crime scene, which was suspected as the 'I' continued about how the murder was created. The man was hung with his mouth gagged, after his wrists and legs tied with. I deduced that the man spent his last minutes bitten the noose and hung on it with all his life, which was why there was a bite mark on the noose. There was no one suspected it since there are several dogs in this houses, and the groans could be interpreted as him being depressed. As expected with someone who just get hanged, his body convulsed, and the objects around him became trashed as objects that were connected with the gag knocked all over the place. His wrists and legs then bled from the friction with the strings that his body created, and voila! The crime scene became messed enough to be considered as a result of fighting. The pulley then pulled and hid the string, only left the gag string that was initially thought as simply a possible part of complicated murder scheme by the assassin.

When the accused yelled at me for the concrete proof, i asked Inspector Megure to open my case. There, two of my smoking guns were there. First, the letter that showed the old man amended things with several possible suspects for the assassination attempt. Second, was the audio recording of the old man that showed his disapproval with the accused's career choice in fishery industry, and his denial in sabotaged two of his fishing trawlers and forced him into bankruptcy, claiming that he won't resort into making everything into fair game.

The accused then smirked, claimed that he knew the tape already. This tape was the one that made him decided to do the murder, since he knew that for his uncle, everything is a fair game. He knew that his uncle was disappointed in his career choice since his uncle already had his eyes on him for succeed him in the family business. After all, once a liar, always remain a liar.

However, 'i' said something about the story of boy who cried wolf; As my second tape showed, which was played as i requested after the confession, the man truly did not sabotaged his fishing trawlers, and suspected someone else doing it. He started on who he suspected the most, and surprisingly showed several detailed information for his suspects. People who knew him said that even he won't be able to create such a lie by himself, or at least took many months before he managed to create the web of lies. Soon when he said the name, everyone gasped.

It was his older nephew.

Said man, which by my memory was a very large man, tossed everyone away and began to ran at me, screamed at how i messed up his plan to get even at everyone in the family for bought his father's property at very low price without telling him the true value of the lot, thereby screwed his family that's still in debt. I smirked because by now, i remembered how my character's capable of. Ah, showtime.

I threw him into an arm drag, immediately knocked him into the wall out cold.

There. The mess was finally finished.

I voiced my sympathy for the killer who now slumped on the wall for killed a man who did not responsible for his ruined life and actually wanted to do the right thing for once. He was, after all, the one who truly got played like puppet on strings. Both his heart, and his actions, were pulled by someone else, the master of puppet behind the shadow. Or in this case, the brute who's surprisingly more cunning than he lets on.

"Heh. And in the end, for all this complex strings of conspiracy, the whole thing's still reeking of ugliness on so many level."

"Yes. Between you, him and Mr. Toriyama, everyone involved here have let their emotions took the best of you all."

"This murder perhaps would've still happen. Those people he listed were not the only one who became his sworn enemies..."

"So...it is karma for the old man?"

"Perhaps." He said. And after five seconds of silence, he spoke again. "If karma is really what made everything is today, then what that meant for me and Kojima..."

"You both succumbed to the rage, and you deserved the punishment for it. But you merely done just, or in your case, what you thought was just. Him, on the other hand...he was already a loose end. I understood your cause, but him, he went too far."

"And yet, we're both criminal of truly heinous crimes, and shall be punished just like you said." He smirked bitterly. "Perhaps after all, crime is a crime. There's no gray area on it. It's just between guilty, or acquitted."

I shook my head. "Without the gray area, no forgiveness for crime. No benefit of doubt, no compensation for the truly deserved, and most importantly, no fight for the ultimate truth, or forgiveness for the one who realized his fault."

"Are you saying that you can sympathize with killers?"

"I'm saying that i can sympathize with otherwise decent people who got pushed over the edge. They still have to pay for the crime, but there's no reason for them to not get accepted back into society, or even sympathize with their cause and reason."

And with that, he was taken by the police. I wished for a less harsh punishment for him, but with how complicated his planning was, judge maybe would've found it otherwise.


"As expected as usual, Mr. Andy!"

Woah! Am i really popular and trusted detective here?

"Feh. Of course he would get it right." A certain drunk slob has just appeared. "He hogged the whole evidences by himself! How can anyone outwitted you when you already took the most incriminating evidences?"

"Point taken, Mr. Mouri. Still, i got the evidences first, and as you know, i'm working different than you."

"What does that supposed to mean, huh? Are you telling me that your usually slow methods's actually better than Sleeping Kogoro's deduction show?" He sneered at me. Damn, i like Kogoro's hilarity, but his sneering faces really pissed me off.

"Easy there, Kogoro." Inspector Megure pulled us apart. Good thing, because this man's stubbornness is really the one who hindered the otherwise good man and detective into tunnel-vision detective who wouldn't get past his problems and the shade that hide the truth that lies.

Damn. Being trapped into world where complex complex world made my vocab went flowery. And i'm not even that well versed in English at the first place!

"I usually trying to solve the crime slowly and thoroughly. I only did the deduction because i realized the complex situation. That, and i rarely said this to anyone, but Mr. Mouri, you stubbornness at your opinion that this case's a simple suicide, when you know that you're dealing with a man with many connections to powerful people, both good and bad, simply pissed me off."

I did not get any witty remarks from the so-called great detective. It's a pity because without his incapability to look past the initial lies that formed his first suggestion, Kogoro would've made a great detective. But i'll tell him later.

"If you excuse me, i need to find the little 'brat'. It's funny. You two keep telling him off and scram like he's not wanted and needed, and yet Conan's usually the one who has the sharp eyes to see anything that's unusual first. I hate to be so blunt, Mr. Mouri and Inspector, but before you commanded me to give any respect, give the kid what you owned him first."

And with that, i left the dumbfounded detective and his former boss.


"So you don't see Conan anywhere, Ran?"

"No, Mr. Andy! That kid always wandered anywhere he want in case scenes. I wonder why..."

Oh, you have no idea...

I have to admit it; Ran was a really pretty girl, even with her horn that has been baptized as one of the weirder hairdo in Manga history. Lucky Conan, already bathed once with her and saw her in swimsuit up close so many time.

"Thanks for the tea, Ran. But i can't stay long here. The last thing i need now is for your father to see us together and became really not want to see me again. I know the stories about how protective he is to you, mostly from Megure."

"Ottou-san...i wish his first impression to you is better."

"Yeah. Me too. That way, i can avoid telling him things that attacked his pride. I always feel bad whenever i realized that i just put people down."

"Is that why you came here for the tea?"

"Half of it." I simply stated before i took a sip. It's slightly bitter, but it's still a nice, warm tea. "I really need to talk with the little sleuth."

"For what?"

"Offering him smacked head insurance. His curiosity will killed his brain cells soon."

We both snickered at my comment, which held plenty of truth. And soon, i waved my goodbye at Ran.


"Conan! Where are you?"

Come on, man. Don't tell me that he's hiding so he could either prepared a super strong anesthesia needle shot, or tried to knock me out with his super kick. Even though my memories suggested that i have enough endurance to withstood at least nine punches of doom from enraged Ran on steroids, i still wouldn't want anything with Conan's Super Kick. That thing's destructive enough to obliterate road railing, dammit!

Luckily, that wasn't the case.

He was talking on the phone, held a conversation. It looked like he was talking with Haibara about...

Me?

"Seriously, nothing unusual about this Andy guy? No link to ambiguously bad CVs or anything?"

Conan suspected me as BO? Oh, lol! If only he knew...

"Yeah, i know, but this guy's somehow already fresh from his anesthesia needle. It took Kogoro at least 5 minutes before he began to truly getting freshed, and you already adjusted it with his gradual immunity! Is BO could...no, of course it's ridiculous. You can't create supersoldier."

"What's this supersoldier?"

"EH, MR ANDY!" Conan shrieked. "It's, um...we're discussing a school play for class! Amy-Chan was asking me if i want to play the main character in school play."

"Is it about superheroes? Andy loves Superheroes!"

"Ehehe, yeah..." Conan said as he sweatdropped. Haha! It's been a long time since i referred to myself as third person. Family thing. The fact that i used it on Conan who simply acting cutesy made it even more ironic. "Amy wanted me to play as...Arrow!"

"Ah, Green Arrow! DC Comic's Robin-Hood! Fitting for you. Smart, sarcastic, but never wanted to kill human being." I noted to myself 'not to mentions that you're also a huge pervert and surrounded by many cutie.' as i snickered inside. "Just like what you said to Andy earlier tonight! Can you tell Mr. Andy about this superheroes play more?"

"Well, um...It's a secret!"

"Secret, eh? Oh, well. I can live with that." I said as i dropped my appeal to kids act.


"So, Conan?"

"Yes?"

"You're very helpful today, Conan!Without you, i can't draw enough attention to the people here. Usually, i done my deduction in my office, but the situation really called me to do something fast. Without your help, i might be still trying to find the last record about Mr. Toriyama's own finding!"

"Hehe. Thank you, sir!"

Oh, i can see him rolled his eyes from the side. Must be thinking that i just made up my lies about my sleeping sleuth mockery act.

"You know what? Kogoro should be more respectful to you. I can see since beginning you have very attentive eyes on everything unusual, and yet he thought of you as nothing but pest."

"But uncle's not all that bad, Mr.!"

"I know, kid. I know. I just wish i can mitigate things with him soon enough."

"...Mitigate?"

"Oh, you know. Patching up with him." He still looked dumbfounded, so i decided to say something even simpler. "I want any hate between me and Mr. Kogoro, to be gone."

"Oh. I see. Well, i wish the best for you two!"

Silly kid. I've seen all through your childish mask. There's no way that i will drop my suspicion on you. After all, i've read hundreds of chapters about you and your cases. Hah!

Oh, well. Time to drop the bomb.

"Conan, do you know who knocked me out, and used my voice to use his deduction skill?"

He began to sweat. Cool guy began to lose his cool.

"Yes, Conan. I'm not the one who done the deduction back there. Hmm...i don't have any clue, other than the fact that whoever done it is very smart since his deduction's also 100% accurate. He also can mimicked voices perfectly, or at least has the device to do so. He's also very attentive in looking for clues, even know the stuffs that i wanted to review in my office. I wonder who?"

Oh, god! His face's so priceless! Truly an A-Grade Oh fuck me face!

"Let's see...is it Kogoro? He's the sleeping Kogoro, after all, and he wanted to showed off in front of me, so he has all reasons to do so. But he seemed so...careless in his searching today. I don't even know how he could- AH!" I gasped. "Could it be? That the one who knocked me's the same one who also secretly put Kogoro into sleep and doing his Kogoro the Great Sleeping Sleuth act?"

He panicked. Oh, boy. He panicked.

"Heh. You know what that mean, Conan? Whoever did that must be a very lucky man, because Kogoro's not even once commented about it! Not to mention that he also used you without you even knowing the man. Next time a Sleeping Kogoro happened, try to use your observant eyes and search whoever done this scene, okay!"

Conan sighed slightly as he nodded to me. Haha. I'm gonna play with his little heart for a while. My deduction's pretty slow, after all.

"The only one with great luck in your family is Ran, but i don't think she's that attentive enough, even though her boyfriend and father are class-A detective. Details, details..."

Conan blushed slightly at my comment. Hehe, boyfriend...

"You know what that mean, Kiddo?" I lifted him over so he was head to head with me. He was soooo tense. "Looks like i have a case to be solved again!"


Mr. Andy just declared Kogoro to be his case! Will me, Mr. Andy find out who created the legendary Sleeping Sleuth in the first place? Will he found out that Conan's guilty? Find out next, on Case Solved!

Ah, it went more serious than i intended. I intended it to be more chaotic, including throwing Conan into the crime instigator. Next chapter will be funnier, i guaranteed that.