"Oh sweetie, look at the gorgeous little back ground? Its going to be so nice once we get to our new home." the woman said, smiling through the drivers window and out towards the landscape. Her husband paused in his search for a radio station and sighed rather huffy like. "Look he's not even listening to you. Just keep driving, my ass is sore from all this sitting dear." he complained, however brightening up a bit when a clear station came through. Both of the parents smiled and continued down the flat if not ever climbing terrain.

He on the other hand merely slouched a bit further into his seat. It wasn't as if he couldn't hear them. A pair of red ear phones sat securely in his ears but the music wasn't coming through. In fact they weren't even plugged into his ipod, the other end was just sitting in his pocket. Now that they weren't looking Colt took a moment to actually look out side again. This place was going to suck. There was nothing but trees, and random sightings of animals that had rather stupid looking faces on. As they passed a rail road sign he spotted one then. A wide eyed deer..
Colt squinted his eyes at the fluffy bambi creature, he was sure it had grinned at him just now. But they had already driven past.

A week ago his mother had pulled him from school. On the way home she announced that they found a new home up in a cute valley, a supposedly quiet mountain town. A place that was more secluded then the last is what he pointed out to himself. This was a frequent thing. Hopefully this time however it would be their last. Nothing was more shitty then having to pack up your stuff and then haul it around only to pack it up again later.

"Oh look honey! We finally made it here, there's the welcome sign." the youngest glanced up from his phone with a steady look. It was suspicious. This whole place screamed something was off..or maybe it was because it was just lame. His mother turned around in her seat to smile at him so Colt put on his most innocent look. An owlish blink paired with a flat lip. "Are you excited, we're about to see our new ho -"

"Clarey!" his father yelled, "The road! The Road!"

This was the start of probably the most insane adventure in his life. Colt could remember watching his parents struggle with the wheel to avoid something that was blocking up the asphalt. With the snow they slipped and for a moment, through the tires screeching and adults screaming he saw it. While he held onto his phone, suspended off his seat there was that damn ugly deer again. He gave it the most studying look that a human child could muster..the thing chuckled, and before he knew it the hood of the family car dented in and they were rolling across the ground like a ball during lunch break.

Colt tucked his legs up against the back of his mothers seat and kept his shoulders hunched. This was South Park..the supposed quiet little mountain town where everyone knew everyone and only the snow put a damper in your day.

Crash!

As his vision blurred out, his head laying at a crooked angle in his upside down state. Colt was pretty sure...he saw hooves bounce by his severely cracked window. Then the high pitched tone in his ears became to much and he slipped into a fuzzy half conscious state full of voices and painful jarrings...