Tree-way

Why did I think this was a good idea Jesus please send help.

Also Dota is property of Valve so I don't own any of these characters. I don't own jack shit.


Timbersaw used the last of his mana casting timber chain to kill the last of the neutral creeps. He grumbled in anger at the fact that he was still five levels behind. His team had fed the entire game and now he had to pay for it. As he started moving towards the enemy wave of creeps, he received a forceful punch that slammed him into a nearby tree. The impact was so forceful his robot crumbled into a heap of scrap, leaving Rizzrak defenseless. Quickly looking up, Rizzrak saw a silhouette emerge from the tree line.

It was Treant Protector, who had a devious smirk on his wooden face. Rizzrak began to panic and attempted to crawl away, only to see a pair of boots blocking him from the closest escape route. "Now you're tree food" the unknown hero said before the small monster could react. Treant Protector grabbed Rizzrak by the neck and promptly tore off his clothes. At that moment, Rizzrak caught a glimpse of Natures Prophet walking towards him while he chuckled at his tree joke because he's a smug bastard like that.

The two heroes whipped out their cocks to prepare for the eminent fucking. Natures Prophet shoved his manhood into Rizzrak's mouth, while Treant Protector shoved his manwood into the goblin's ass. They started slamming him forcefully in rhythm making him feel an immense amount of pain just as Treant Protector laughed and said "It seems only fitting that you have a log jammed up-oh, but where are my manners…" and continued to laugh at Rizzrak's misfortune. The only thing Rizzrak could taste was Natures Prophet's foul smegma, making him gag on his unbathed dick. Trying to stop the extremely hardcore fucking, Rizzrak bit down on Natures Prophets massive wiener. "What a wild will!" Natures Prophet exclaimed before he cast nature's call on nearby trees, bringing forth five menacing treants that had 550 health each and gave 30 experience, which isn't bad for a cost of 160 mana and a 37 second cooldown. They rushed forward to join in and began to forcefully grab at Rizzrak's tiny balls and goblin dart every 1.75 seconds because that's their attack speed which in all honesty is a bit slow. I mean, come on at least make it upgradeable with Agh's.

Natures Prophet laughed and with a smirk on his face, he said "too mulch for you". Natures Prophet and Treant Protector laughed in unison and continued fucking Rizzrak's brains out. As they started to reach their climax, they began to thrust at impossible speeds and the summoned treants disappeared as the 60 seconds had passed since the time of summoning. "Take root. Go on, take it!" Treant protector barked (get it?) while Natures Prophet yelled "stay where I plant you!" as they both filled him with their seed. You know, because they're plants. They dropped Rizzrak on the ground and walked away satisfied, leaving the goblin sore and filled to the brim with tree spunk. Hiding behind a nearby tree was Lich, who had watched the ordeal, stroking his undead and uncut cock all the while. As he left a frozen light blue pool of cum between his feet, he sighed in relief and muttered, "Adrift".

The end fuckers that's all you get


I ain't even gay I just wrote this for Ruby-senpai-smegma-chan-san-cum-kun-slutbag. Also Critic, Chippers, and the other guys in the stream but I can't think of anymore Japanese terms of endearment, penile discharges, or slurs for sexually promiscuous women.