Our 8 Singletons think they are on a lovely holiday at this Spanish villa complementary of the WWE for a tv show just based on how well they all get along over the weeks and to show their real personalities, but here's the twist... they will be welcomed by a revenging ex brought to them by the tablet of terror or possibly those looking to rekindle unfinished business. Unfortunately for these superstars their dream fun holiday with friends may just turn into the holiday of hell. So, shall we meet them?
First up is arguably the best diva of all time, the 7 time Women's champion Trish Stratus. She had her wavy hair down and was wearing a blue bikini walking down the beach to the hut where she collected her drink. Trish commented to the camera: 'I am so glad the WWE chose me as one of the 8 to enjoy this vacation I really needed a break since rejoining the company has been so hectic, anyway now I'm excited to see which other mystery superstars are joining me'. Trish carried on sipping away at her drink when she felt a strong hand grab her shoulder and turn her around, there was the great Legend killer himself Randy Orton. He was in swimming trunks, it was the beach in Spain it was boiling so the entire cast was expected to be in swimming attire. "Hey Trish glad your here, let's hope the rest are people I get along with too", Trish nodded in agreement, "I know right we have to live with these people in the same villa for weeks". "Well I sure as hell hope you guys wouldn't mind living with me" said a giggling voice from behind them. Both Randy and Trish turned to be welcomed in a hug by the beautiful Nikki Bella in a typical Bella red bikini. Nikki commented to the camera: 'So glad to see Randy and Trish here and I know they are too we all get along so well, maybe we will all actually escape the dramas of the WWE locker room'.
Well sorry Nikki but I think you spoke to soon because here comes a couple happy in love to ruin all of your days. Please welcome ladies and gentlemen Candice Michelle and Batista. "Oh no babe look what we have here the ex member of your squad who you had to betray because he was dragging you, Flair and Paul down so much you could barely stand anymore" Candice obviously referring to Randy who was now glaring at Candice who was sniggering. "I know but to make things worse we have the has been whose husband dumped her when he realised she couldn't keep her legs shut and the girl who managed to get John Cena to propose to her then dump her a week later when he realised she was a fame hunter, explains why they are such good friends with each other right Candice?" Dave said smiling at his girl. "Right" Candice responded. Trish and Nikki looked at each other anger building up while Randy was deciding whether he should knock out Dave cause he can't punch a Candice unless he wants to go to jail. But before any even had time to respond they were welcomed with the loyal shield brothers Roman and Dean who both walked in slapping Dave at the back of his head and saying together "Sup everybody, this weather though". Nikki, Trish and Randy just laughed hugging the boys while Candice and Dave just scoffed. "So just one more right?" Trish asked and everyone nodded.
Well everybody at home watching this season of Ex on the beach and the 7 superstars at the beach it's time to finally welcome the 8th superstar to the beach and we saved the most fiery, fierce redhead you could think of for last. Everyone, but Candice and Batista of course, ran up to Lita lifting her up in a great hug. "Omg Lita what are you doing here you don't even wrestle?" Trish her bestfriend asked, "Well I do now, well not now obviously I'm here but you get what I mean" They all laughed. "Great someone who just joined the business again really needs a relaxing vacation after doing nothing, yeah that makes sense" Candice bitterly said. Lita laughed "Hey don't hate the player hate the game, it's not my fault the WWE knows the fans want to see as much of me as possible" Dave just rolled his eyes. "Well guys lets go to the villa and start this holiday" Dean screamed with excitement running off to find the place, everyone ran after the lunatic.
Dave and Candice commented: I am not looking forward to seeing these losers everyday but we will ignore them and just enjoy each other
Dean commented: 'YESSSSSSS', and Roman commented: 'It's going to be hard keeping control of Dean but I can tell this is going to be an eventful holiday'.
They all got to the huge villa there was so many rooms with loads of beds, a room called the 'shag pad', a swimming pool, hot tub, games room with a pool table, it was massive. Everyone was running around exciting claiming beds and then ran off and jumped into the pool, while Candice and Batista went off to the hot tub to have their separate fun. It seemed like everyone was having fun and was going to enjoy this holiday. It was all laughs and with a flash of an eye it was already 11 at night, "guys lets play never have I ever" Lita suggested and they all agreed even the happy yet horrible couple decided to join. The rules are someone states something they have never done then those who have done that thing then has to drink some of whatever alcoholic beverage they are drinking. Dean started first "Never have I ever slept with someone from the WWE" everyone was shocked and took a drink not one person hadn't "Dean are you serious you haven't hooked up with anyone" Nikki asked while the boys started to laugh, but Dean wasn't embarrassed and confidently shook his head. Trish then went "Never have I ever had a one night stand" everyone but Roman, Dean and Lita drank. Candice muttered "yeah right as if Trish hasn't had a one night stand, half the locker room would disagree with that". Trish fought the urge to slap her as she and everyone else knew Trish was not like that she's only slept with 2 WWE superstars and was in serious relationships with both. Some may think Trish is a slut because she's a sexy blonde who was very seductive on TV but she really wasn't like that. "Anyway my turn, never have I ever has a threesome" Lita asked, again the only ones to drink were the happy couple, Nikki and Randy. "Woah Nikki check you out" Trish giggled not realising Nikki had this edgy side. "Before the WWE in my party girl days I was a female version of Randy but I have changed now don't worry" Nikki said while Randy said "HEY". Even Randy couldn't deny that he is a player though he has different women all the time. Roman then went "Never have I ever kissed or more with someone from the same gender" this time it was all the girls that drank but no boys. Nikki then went getting a bit tipsy having drank every turn so far "ummm never have I ever done playboy or posed fully naked" Candice went red and then drank glaring at Nikki as she was the only one who drank. "Hey relax I couldn't think of anything that I haven't done" Nikki defended. Batista then took his turn "Never have I ever joined the mile high club (had sex on an aeroplane)", Nikki just giggled taking her drink, Randy and Lita also had to drink. "This game is becoming very unfair Dean hasn't drank once but I have got one where he will have to, I know this one may make me look like a bit of a dick but never have I ever been in love with someone from the WWE" this time everyone drank including Dean. Everyone started clapping finally having everyone had a turn to drink. "Wait guys I still have my turn, never have I ever been engaged to someone from the WWE" Candice asked smiling at Nikki. Nikki's laughs stopped as did everyone else's, she just took a large gulp of her drink and ran off to the bedroom. Trish and Dean ran after her while everyone sat shocked. "Why do you have to be such a bitch Candice" Lita said pissed off getting closer to Candice's face but Batista then stepped forward to Amy threatening her to get any closer to Candice. Both Roman and Randy got up and stood by Amy making Batista back up away from her. "No one said she was a bitch when she asked about playboy singling me out" Candice defended only to have Amy yell "Are you joking that's not the same thing you wanted to do playboy she didn't want to have a failed engagement with John, besides she didn't know no one else had besides you but you got way too personal". Candice just started walking away then turned to say "Look it's not my fault john dumped the bitch" Lita tried chase after her but the boys grabbed her and tried keep her calm.
Nikki jumped on the bed tears rolling down her face, Trish grabbed her and held her into her arms holding her while she cried to Trish "Trish it still hurts I know its been 3 months since we broke up but I love him, why did he leave me?" Trish was saddened to see her friend in such pain but she did not know what to say she was frozen but then "I honestly have no clue why he left you, I don't know if he is stupid or stupid but there is no logical reason because you are the funniest, sweetest, strongest, most beautiful girl I know and no man will ever be truly good enough for you maybe he just realised that, because honestly a guy that would even consider leaving you is trash and you don't need that in your life. So don't cry or be hurt you got a lucky escape because you'll find someone who realises they will never find anyone better than you and he will live every day trying to keep you in his life, as happy as you can possibly be. So it doesn't matter why he left he probably was just an idiot but it don't matter you don't deserve that shit your Nikki Bella you know" both girls looked up with jaws dropped to the ground staring at Dean in pure shock. Did he really mean those words or just trying to get Nikki to shutup? Either way his words were the truth and Nikki knew it so she got up out of Trish's arms, hugged Dean then started walking to the door. "Are you guys going to stay there all day or come back and join me party" Nikki laughed leaving to join the others again. Trish and Dean just looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders then ran to join the gang. They all laughed, drank even more and had fun without the wicked witch and her minion. Everyone was drunk especially the girls but the guys weren't much better but they had to carry the girls to their beds. Randy carried Trish and Roman carried Lita to the bed next to Trish's, but when the boys tried to leave both girls dragged them into their bed with them and started giggling not allowing the boys to leave. Dean had taken Nikki to his bed as he wasn't sure where the others were sleeping or which bed Nikki chose, and as mentioned before the villa was massive with many beds and rooms, he put her down and slept in the bed next to hers and they both slept straight away like babies.
While in a room not too far away "Randy do you know before how I said I've never had a one night stand, well I've always wanted one, I've heard you're quite good in bed and don't catch feelings so do you wanna help me out" Randy smiled and put his lips on Trish's they were both good in bed so this was going to be a rough night. The kiss deepened as did he inside of her, Trish let out moans causing Lita and Roman to clock onto what they were doing. "Are they..?" Roman was interrupted by Lita who said "yep", "umm do you want to leave?" Roman whispered, "are you kidding? hell no it's free porn, in fact it's making me horny myself" Lita bit her lip and took off her top revealing her lace black bra, Roman smiled similar to how Randy did before with Trish. There was two sets of drunk friends having sex on the first night I can already tell this season is going to be crazy what a great start.
The next morning everyone's heads were pounding with a hang over. Nikki woke up confused thinking why she is in a room with just Dean not in the bed she had chose in the room with the girls. Dean woke up too and explained everything, they both smiled at each other then asked each other "Where is everybody" They both were about to go back to bed when "ARGHHHHH". They both looked at each other then ran towards the noise. "Why the hell am i naked?" Trish screeched, "Me too" Lita joined. Randy and Roman was just as confused then both looked under the covers at the same time. "Are you naked too?" both girls asked to the guys they shared the bed with. Quietly they both said "umm no". Trish and Lita looked at each other with slight relief "wow Really?" they both said happily. "Well, no I lied" both boys said in sync with each other as the girls crashed their heads into their hands. Before they could even properly think they were met with loud laughs from Dean and Nikki. All of the other four looked at each other grabbed a pillow and viscously threw it at Dean and Nikki causing them to drop. Now everyone was laughing. "Oh well at least we are all just friends lets not be awkward agreed" Lita asked to hear "agreed" from everyone else. Nikki left to go shower but before she quickly went to the camera to comment: 'The first day was crazy we had sex and tears, I can't wait to see what happens next'
Well Nikki I think you don't actually want to see what happens next when you find out while your really here. When do you think they will figure out something dodgey is going on when the first ex arrives come on guys pay attention, oh wait has someone suspected something. Candice and Batista entered the room and fakely smiled which then disappeared when Nikki returned. There was tension in the air thats an understatement, only to be made worse..."Wait guys I just realised there's only 8 of us so why is there so many rooms and beds more than we even need" Lita wondered. They all realised that the villa was much larger than needed for 8 people and there were so many beds they haven't even been to all the rooms and there was already 14 beds they had seen. All of a sudden they heard a "ding" coming from the tablet on the nightstand next to where Trish was. They all looked up confused while Trish picked up the device and read out the message "Trish, Randy, Nikki, Batista, Candice, Roman, Dean and Amy aka Lita I hope you guys had a great first day but everything is about to change, welcome to Ex on the Beach"
