authors note: WHOEVER MADE FUN OF ME IN MY LAST STORY SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE DEAD MEAT I BET YOU ARE A STUPID FLIMSY EMO KID WITH NO MUSCLES I COULD TOTALLY BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WOULD CRY TO YOUR MOMMY
anyway....
THIS STORY IS WRITTEN BY ME EXCEPT HALO AND MASTER CHIEF DON'T BELONG TO ME AND I DON'T MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS SO YEAH
"AGENT ANTHONY YOU HAVE A NEW MISSION TO GO TO EARTH AND KILL THE EARTH PEOPLE AND THE EARTH ARMY AND MASTER CHIEF" said the evil alien officer. he was really tall and not very good looking and he was kind of scary.
"yes, sir" anthony replied after getting ready for his new mission to overthrow earth, he did not have anyone else to help him and was all alone on this super dangerous and super cool mission but he could handle it because he was a super secret agent and he always got the job done and would never fail. anthony was the best spy EVER and he could do lots of spy things really well and he was the best at doing them and when he played team fortress 2 he was pretty good at playing spy.
so they sent anthony to earth in a space bus that traveled around the galaxy and let people from different planets see each other and stuff because sometimes people lived on mars and sometimes people lived on earth or they worked on one planet and lived on another and couldn't afford their own space ship so yeah.
he went to earth where he was greeted by other alien spies! they weren't as good as him though and they pretty much bowed to him and were all "HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD?" and anthony tried to answer their questions as best as possible but he didn't want to blow his cover.
"shut up newbs you need to keep low key! WE WILL BE FOUND BY THE EARTH ARMY AND THEY WILL KILL US SPIES" he yelled. and they shut up. because he was anthony.
so they went over to the earth army base and anthony got to know all the normal earth army people and he just kind of waved politely at them and continued as he would soon be meeting with him because his superior had managed to get him a job with the earth army so he could spy on them and take them down from the insides.
so anthony was running around the earth marine base and it was really cool because they had their own gym and they had a flat screen tv and they all wore cool armor and there were some hot chicks who worked there too and they liked to order pizza and watched awesome action movies before going to bed. they all swooned over him as he walked around because anthony was hot.
"hello there i don't think i've ever met you before are you new" asked one of the super hot nurses there she wore a short skirt and her boobs where popping out of her top almost and i couldn't stare at anything else luckily she didn't really care i think. "your really hot we should go on a date sometime"
"i dunno I AM BUSY SAVING THE WORLD" he said. if you act uninterested all the chicks love you it seems so the key is to pretend your busy and tell her at the last moment you can go on the date after all. since anthony is a player he knew that and began to walk away like she was invsiible or something.
"oh that is a shame" she said all disappointed but she totally wanted him and any idiot could tell.
"i'll call you"
and as he walked away to go train in the gym because he was so manly the nurse swooned when she thought he wasnt looking BUT HE WAS LOOKING. because that is how you get girls you have to pretend you hate them or something it usually works i swear.
so anthony went over to the gym to lift weights and be a cool earth marine and he was lifting a lot because he was really strong and then someone came through the doors. it was master chief, the awesomest earth marine EVER.
TO. BE. CONTINUED.
