Disclaimer: I don't own the bishonen world, that belongs to songwind and if I did I'd be very happy.

This is my first fic so please no flames but some reviews would be nice! Quelara is my beta and this fic is joint written.

'thinking'

"talking"


"MARK get down here its time for school!"

"I'll be down in a sec mum, I'm just printing something" Mark screamed back as he ran to his closet and pulled on a pair of black pants, red converses and a black t-shirt with the word "seme" on the front. Brushing his lime green hair away from his shoulders he studied his reflection and grinned.

"You've got mail" said his laptop.

'Hey, I wonder who sent me something now. I've got time to check'

The email didn't have a name or address anywhere on it. It could have been a virus but it didn't really matter, it could be fixed later. He clicked on the new message, it was a web link.

'Huh? I wonder what this is, may as well click it.'

It took him to a webpage with a picture of a black and silver ball that looked like a Poke-ball from the top, and the word "Bishonen!" below it. Below that was a picture of an anime character. He read through and thought must just be another RPG.

'What the heck I'll sign up like I do to just about everything else, I hope I doesn't cost anything because I'm seriously broke. Ok, just click become a trainer'

Nothing happened. Mark frowned and went to click it again. He began to panic, he couldn't move. The screen began to fade to black then swirl into a colourful vortex. It seemed then to fade to black and white.

Mark passed out.


"Arhhg! Where the pina-coladas am I?" yelped Mark as he noticed his surroundings. He seemed to be in the middle of a forest. As he franticly looked around he noticed two people watching him.

"I told you he was new didn't I" said a blond that looked suspiciously like Naruto from the timeskip.

"Ok, ok let's just get him to a town" Huffed a redheaded girl who was wearing a Black and green gothic Lolita dress and a witch's hat with a strange belt around her waist. "Let's jus-"

"Hey I am right here you know! Can you please tell me what the margaritas is going on!" interrupted Mark.

"Oh sorry forgot about you for a second" said the redhead, grinning an apology and turning to face him.

"I'm Sophia by the way but everyone calls me red" She said still grinning.

"So now I know who you are, could I possibly know were the Martine I am?" said Mark

"Oh that's easy you're in the bishi world" said the naruto look alike.

Mark jumped up. "Oh my god! But I thought it was just a game" he yelped.

"Everyone does. Anyway we had better get a move on. We've got to get you to orientation" informed Red.

"Hey! I just realised that we haven't introduced ourselves properly. As I said before my names red and I'm a trainer here in the bishi world and this is Naru, he's my Naruto."

"Nice to meet cha tebbayo!" He smiled.

"I'm Mark but my friends call me rainbow because of my hair" said mark grabbing a piece of his shoulder length lime green hair.

"Huh?" said Naruto.

"I'm always dyeing my hair strange colours. Last week it was raven red and the week before that, pepsi purple" replied Mark.

"Can we go to town already Red chan? I'm getting board and some blonde guy is watching from the bushes" complained Naruto as all attention turned to the bush in question.


Who is the mysterious blonde? Will Mark stop using alcoholic drinks as swear words? Will I ever get a review? All these and more questions answered in the next instalment of 'The wacky adventures of mark the rainbow'!

Oh and please review

Bishonen list

Naruto- Naruto