I do not own Glee. Or Spiderman. Or Batman. Or Harry Freakin' Potter.
J.K. Rowling kind of stole my thunder on that one.
"How can you seriously think Batman is better than Spiderman?" Blaine gasped.
"Batman is hot! Black leather is yummy." Kurt simply smiled and winked at his boyfriend.
"Seriously?" The older boy scoffed. "That's it? You think Batman is better because he looks hot in leather?"
"No! That's not all! He's got better gadgets, hot cars, and scarier arch-enemies. Haven't you seen The Dark Knight? The Joker is pretty badass."
"Spiderman doesn't need lame gadgets! He's got hardcore spider webs flowing through his veins. AND! Compared to the Green Goblin, The Joker is kind of a pansy."
"I guarantee you if The Joker had a bomb strapped to your chest, you'd think twice about him being a pansy."
"I'm about one-hundred percent positive that The Green Goblin is more terrifying than The Joker. He's like a velociraptor. The Joker is like a dodo bird. Velociraptors TRUMP dodo birds."
"T-rexes are better!" Kurt stated matter-of-factly.
"No they're not! Velociraptors are the greatest dinosaurs ever to walk the planet."
"They're small. T-rexes eat and smash everything in their path!"
"Velociraptors may be small, but they're still deadly."
"MY T-rex will eat YOUR velociraptors for snacks." The younger boy started to tease and crossed his arms with a smirk.
"That's a horrible thing to say," The brunette started, "Next you're going to tell me that Twilight is better than Harry Potter…"
Kurt gasped and his eyes widened as he slightly raised his voice. "How could you even make that assumption? OF COURSE Harry Potter is better than Twilight! There's no questioning it. That's a horrible comparison to make, Blaine! Harry could kick Edward's ass like-"
Blaine stopped him as he pressed his lips to Kurt's. He lingered for a moment and pulled away, staring into the younger boy's eyes.
"What was that for?" Kurt asked. "Not that I'm complaining…"
Blaine just smiled and hugged him closer.
"I always knew I loved you…"
D'aw! Dork love!
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xxAlyssaMae
