Disclaimer: Not mine – not Grimm or the children's book.
A/N: I made this up on the fly and was talked into typing it. Then I was talked into posting it. If you don't know (I figure all those stateside will) this is a parody on If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. Ficlet intended to be stupid fun.
If you give a Grimm a beer, he'll want some dinner;
And if you give him dinner, he'll want to watch the game.
After the game, he'll want to sleep on your couch;
And when he wakes up, he'll want breakfast.
Once he eats breakfast, he'll want to know what he saw today;
And after he finishes explaining, he'll want you to him tell what it is.
If you tell him what it is, he'll want you to help him hunt it;
And if you help him hunt it, he'll want a beer.
Monroe growled and ripped the paper taped to his front door to shreds. So that's what Roddy wrote for his poetry class.
Nick peered around Monroe's shoulder and looked up at the blushing blutbad. "So what did the note say?"
"Just help me carry in the groceries. You're staying for dinner, right?"
"Yep, the Bruins game is on tonight too."
