Authors Note #1: I do not own the idea behind Winnie the Pooh, but I do own the idea behind this story.

Author's Note #2: I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST WINNIE THE POOH! I love that little bear, but this was an Idea that I couldn't't let by.

Authors Note # 3: Just so u know, Soo (the parody of Roo) is FEMALE! She and the others are all based on people I know. Also, Drew isn't made up. He's me. Nothing about me is changed. All the characters are my friends, only they look like the characters, with a few additions (Note - Characters that have no similarity to Winnie the Pooh character belong to me)

The Mental Home at Drew Corner

Winnie the Drew Book II

A satirical mockery of the beloved Disney Character

Pt.0: 3 Months Later

(We see the 40 ½ acre wood. It is empty save for a single chair which the Narrator is occupying)

Narrator: Welcome to Book 2. Didn't think it'd come to this did ya? (dead silence) Right. Well, it's been a long 3 months since the 1st book ended, so let me bring you up to speed. (Pulls out TV and presses play)

(Scene shows last part of Chapter 10. Drew, Nickger, Stigger and the cast are in Nickger's home)

Drew: There's…there's a slight chance Nickger and his little fuck-friend are..are..

Cast: Are what??

Drew: Related. As in brother or sister.

Cast: Holy Shit!!! (Nickger and Stigger faint)

(Scene freezes on TV and we're back to the narrator)

Narrator: Frightening eh? The though of inbreeding in our wholesome little book. Well, after some testing, you know, genes, semen samples, the usual, it was revealed hat they were indeed related. But- (Author appears and interrupts)

Author: But not in the original sense. Turned out they were 5th cousins twice removed. But- (Nickger appears and interrupts)

Nickger: But it was still odd. So we called it off and Stigger left. It happens

Narrator: Ahem

Nickger/Author: Sorry (walk away)

Narrator: Right. So, after the crisis ended, the Author was ready to start the second book. But Ol' Uncle Eisner and his Disney cult decided the cast was too similar to A.A. Milne's creations. To which we replied. "No Shit" We were slapped with a lawsuit faster then you can say "Sex Sells" (presses play)

(Scene shows courtroom. Drew, Author, Narrator and Nickger and their lawyers are on one side. Disney's high-priced lawyers are on the other)

Judge: We will begin the proceedings when the 3rd party arrives.

Drew: 3rd party?

(The Censorship committee enters)

Author: Holy Shit it's the Feds!

Nickger: No you idiot, it's the censors. (shudders)

Censors: Nudity of this kind does not belong in stories based on children's characters…

(Scene goes back to narrator with TV)

Narrator: After much thought, the author decided to kill two birds with one stone. Since Drew already had a shirt and shorts, he decided to give the others articles of clothing. Characters looked different, no more nudity. No more lawsuits.

Stiglet: (appearing) Ya but we still got a pay cut.

Author: (appearing) Shut up! Ya got 2 months vacation.. Jackass (both leave)

Narrator: Oy. Back to me now. So the "improved" cast was given vacation time, and everyone used to in their own way.

(We see Drew in a pub babbling on in Irish)

Narrator (voice-over) Our lead traveled to Dublin and spent 2 months drunk of his ass.

Drew: (Irish accent) Aye pour me another round, it's all on me lads! (patrons erupt in cheers)

(Scene changes to Ropher and Jalicat walking among a large group of Japanese)

Narrator: (voice-over) Ropher and Jalicat explored Japan, feeding on the rich foreign culture. (We see them at an anime convention) Ok, so I'm shitting you. So sue me.

(Scene changes to Disney world where Janga and Soo are getting pictures with the real Mickey Mouse)

Narrator: (voice-over) The Kangaroos went to Disney world, all expenses paid, thanks to the nice people at Disney.

Mickey: Sorry bout the lawsuit you two, enjoy you stay.

Janga: No matter, Just don't do it again.

Soo: (to Mickey) That's her way of saying thanks.

(We see Stiglet in his home among a pile of videogames)

Narrator: (voice-over) Stiglet… Stiglet spent 2 months playing video games.

Stiglet: (To Narrator) So?

Narrator: Nevermind

(Scene changes to Nickger and a female cat walking through a street)

Narrator: And Nickger went across Canada, and found new love in Ontario.

Nickger: (to cat) Will you come back to the woods with me?

Cat: Of course.

Nickger: (in mind) WOO-HOO!

(We cut back to the Narrator)

Narrator: After the vacation, the cast returned. Nickger's new love, Vickitty, was given a contract and joined our little dysfunctional family. The Author began book 2, and here were are today. Enjoy.

The End (Of Part 0)