AN: I'm sorry. I think Lady Gaga is fabulous. With any luck, this might convince you to my way of thinking. I proudly present my newest fic, "Monster," inspired by the one, the only, Lady Gaga.
IshidaXIchigo. Nothing supremely explicit but it definitely needs an M. R & R if you could; I don't often post fics on the internet. Sorry about the style. It's definitely not my favorite but it seemed to suit the song.
Don't call me...
"I would appreciate the appending of "-kun" to my name, Kurosaki-san, if you must be less formal than I have given you leave to be."
I've never seen one like that before...
"You're a weird guy, Ishida-kun. Lighten up a little, huh?"
Don't look at me like that...
"Why are you staring at me like that? It's unnerving. I can't 'lighten up' when you're attempting to burn a hole in my head."
You amaze me...
"You're a smart guy, Ishida, but I think you're secretly a retard. You don't get human behavior at all, do you?
He ate my heart...
"I'm not a 'retard', Kurosaki, but I have cause to wonder about YOU."
That boy is a monster...
"I would appreciate it if you would append "-kun" to my name, Ishida-san, if you must be less formal..."
He ate my heart. You amaze me.
"Shut up, Kurosaki, just shut up and-"
Look at him.
"And what?"
Look at me.
"And stop staring at me."
That boy is bad.
"Free will, Ishida. I can stare at you all I want. So there."
And honestly.
"Fine. Do what you want. Just stop pestering me."
He's a wolf.
"Nope. I enjoy pissing you off."
In disguise.
"The feeling is mutual, actually."
But I can't stop staring in those evil eyes.
"You're staring at me now, Ishida. You're such a hypocrite."
I asked my girlfriend if she'd seen you here before.
"Why did you follow me here?"
She mumbled something while we got down on the floor.
"...mmf..."
Baby.
"I didn't quite catch that."
We might've fucked.
"You're too close to me."
Not really sure...
"I want to know why you're stalking me."
Don't quite recall.
"Iunno. I'm not... stalking..."
But something tells me that I've seen him here before...
"Then why are you here? This is not the sort of place you tend to frequent, Kurosaki."
That boy is a monster.
"How would you know what 'sorts of places I frequent'?"
That boy is a monster.
"A subhuman like you spends his time in the gym or some equally idiotic place, doing idiotic things."
That boy is a monster.
"Yeah, and a fag like you hangs out at dance clubs."
That boy is a monster.
"...Too far, Kurosaki."
He ate my heart.
"..."
He ate my heart...
"...Besides, you're here as well. Implicating yourself much?"
He ate my heart.
"..."
He ate my heart
"This is the first time in recent memory you've been speechless."
He licked his lips.
"...I don't deny the truth."
Said to me.
"What?"
You look good enough to eat.
"I want you."
Put his arms around me.
"I'm starting to think you're inebriated, and I would appreciate it if you removed yourself -"
Said "boy, now get your paws right off of me."
"No. I've removed myself long enough. I'm staying, whether you like it or not."
I asked my girlfriend if she'd seen you here before.
"People would hear about it. They'd talk."
She mumbled something while we got down on the floor, baby.
"Iuncanymo..."
We might've fucked.
"Stop - uh - what?"
Not really sure,
"I don't care anymore."
Don't quite recall.
"I... what were we doing in here again?"
But something tells me that I've seen him here before.
"Discussing that I was following you."
That boy is a monster.
"Freak."
That boy is a monster.
"Oh, you have no idea."
That boy is a monster.
"Kurosaki. I do not - uhh."
That boy is a monster.
"Sure about that?"
He ate my heart.
"No, not really."
He ate my heart
"Didn't think so."
He ate my heart.
"Kurosaki, I'm not going-"
He ate my heart
"Ichigo."
He ate my heart.
"What?"
He ate my heart
"If this happens, I insist on being called by my name. Ichigo."
Instead, he's a monster in my bed.
"What is 'this', exactly?"
He ate my heart.
"'This' is whatever you want it to be. I'm kinda hoping I won't be a shitty one night stand, though..."
He ate my heart.
"I'm hoping I won't either."
Instead, he's a monster in my bed.
"Can we talk about this later?"
I wanna just dance,
"I came here for a reason, you know."
But he took me home instead.
"So did I. And I've done what I needed to do, and if I'm not missing the point, you have too. You were looking for someone to take home, right?"
Uh oh! There was a monster in my bed.
"Um. Yes. Kind of. Okay. Let's get out of here."
We french kissed on a subway train.
"I told you I didn't care what people think."
He tore my clothes right off.
"Touch me, Ichigo. Touch me, dammit."
He ate my heart and then he ate my brain.
"Mmf, Uryuu... ohhh."
He ate my heart.
"I... Oh, god, oh GOD."
He ate my heart.
"Uryuu, why didn't we do this before?"
He ate my heart.
"Because you were a stubborn bastard - now bend over."
That boy,
"I deserved that - UH, oh, god, yes, right there, there..."
That boy,
"Mmmm, Ichigo, you're so tight."
That boy,
"And you're taking too long. Oh, ow."
That boy,
"For a very good reason, obviously.
That boy,
"Yeah, whatever, get on with - FUUUUCK!"
That boy...
"OH, FUCK YES!"
That boy is a monster.
"I don't think... I've ever... OHH... Heard you... Curse befo- shit."
That boy is a monster.
"Shut up, you're talking too much."
That boy is a monster.
"Yeah. I - MMMF, oh god, yes, yes, yes..."
That boy is a monster.
"...I think I'm..."
That boy is a monster.
"So am I..."
That boy is a monster.
"I.. I..."
That boy is a monster.
"Harder! Harder! Oh, GOD, fuck me harder! Please - oh, Uryuu!"
That boy is a monster.
"Ichigo..."
Monster.
"...When I wake up in the morning, are you still going to be here, Uryuu?"
Monster.
"...No, Kurosaki."
