1Wrestling: A John Cena Fan Fic: Let's hope it comes tru!
(I know you aren't expecting this but I'm putting John Cena and a famous celebrity together. Guess? He actually in real life, has a crush on her! Hint: She's 25. Just split up with her husband. And her boots definitely were made for walkin'! The first chapter is explaining how they met. Warning: First chapter very long. Hey, I can't help it!)
John Cena and all of the WWE wrestlers were called into the arena to have a meeting. This was live on RAW so the fans could see what was happening. Vince McMahon grabbed a mic and stood in the middle of the ring with the wrestlers stand around behind the ropes.
He addressed the crowd:
"Ladies and gentlemen, superstars and divas, I gathered you all here tonight to welcome a famous celebrity to the ring. This is her hometown so please give a big Texas welcome to Miss Jessica Simpson!"
All of the wrestlers, including John Cena, were standing there, in shock and amazement as Jessica made her way down to the arena with her entrance music being her song " Little bit"
Jessica was wearing the clothes that she was wearing from the beginning of her"These Boots Are Made For Walkin' " video (Daisy Duke shorts with the barely covering blue shirt and belt). Her hair was also the same as in the video.
She stepped into the ring and Vince gave her the mic. She addressed the crowd:
"Hello Texas! I just got back from shooting Employee of the Month in Mexico and wanted to do something for the fans. So your wondering What is Jessica Simpson doing on a wrestling show such as Raw? Good question. You see, I...um. Vince?
Vince answered back" I called her into my office and told her to promote her songs right here on the WWE! She thought it was an excellent idea. So tonight we, as in everyone in the WWE will listen to her sing. Also, Jessica, we all know you are verrry single. WWE superstars, raise your hands if you are single.
(John Cena raised his hand. So did Randy Orton and Shelton Benjamin)
Vince picked all three of them. Then he said" Tonight, live on RAW, we will have John Cena, Randy Orton and Shelton Benjamin vying for Jessica's affection. First, Jessica, let's here what you want in a man.
Jessica: Vince, thats kinda personal. But anyways, I look for honesty. A man who is honest will go a long way with me. Also, I look for them to be romantic. Not like be overly obsessive (aka Mickie James) romantic. But a guy who loves me for me. I also like a man that has a lot of things in common with me. Finally, he has to be smart and good looking, which I think all of these men are.
Vince: All three men please come to the stage. Please sit down on the chairs. Now, let's start with
John, what song would you like Jessica to sing for you?
John:"In this skin"
Jessica: Yes sir (in a sarcastic tone)
Jessica: They
see me in a magazine I
stand up and I'm pushed back downAnd every opinion now To be worthy So tell me what is wrong with me Cause I am worthy I am, I am, I am, I am To be worthy
I'm the one they want to be
Still don't
feel I'm good enough
Still don't feel I'm thin enough
It makes me
feel inhuman
Givin' in and givin' up
To
feel beautiful in this skin
Be beautiful in this skin
Love me
for me
Have confidence in this skin
Be confident in this
skin
I'm the girl with
everything
So why am I not strong enough
I want to be strong
enough
To tell you how I really feel
I know my talent is
real
So don't tell me
Don't tell me
I have to be 102
I
don't have nothing to prove
So don't tell me
Don't tell
me
To feel beautiful in this skin
Be
beautiful in this skin
Love me for me
Have confidence in this
skin
Be confident in this skin
Be real, be real
See the
beauty inside this skin
I don't have to hide this skin
I feel,
I feel
An awakening in this skin
Stop forsaking me in this
skin
I am, I am, I am
oooohhhhh
To
be
Worthy
Be beautiful
Love me
For me
Cause I am
beautiful
To feel beautiful in this skin
Be
beautiful in this skin
Love me for me
Have confidence in this
skin
Be confident in this skin
Be real, be real
See the
beauty inside this skin
Cause I don't want to have to hide it
I
feel, I feel
I'm beautiful in this skinBeautiful in this skin
I'm
beautiful
And your beautiful
Beautiful in this skin
I'm
beautiful
And you are beautiful
Beautiful in this skin
(audience claps)
Vince: Excellent. Now, Randy, what song would you like Jessica to sing?
Randy: I want her to sing "These Boots Are Made For Walkin' "
Jessica: Sure.
Are you ready boots? You keep saying you got something
for me (uh) These boots are made for walkin You believe you've stopped me for a
reason (uh) These boots are made for walkin I'm the girl with the good boys who
don't mean you no harm Sweat my
stride Hey ya'll These
boots are made for walkin These
boots are made for walkin Come on
boots Hey ya'll Come on Willie (ohh yeah, owww)
Start walkin
Yee
haw
C'mon
Let's go
Well officer I don't mind to say you do
Now your
looking right where I thought you'd be looking
Legs come here
when laws in front of you
And
that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are
gonna walk all over you
Now I'm pretending my bendings just for fun
You
keep playing where I got you playing (yeah)
These double - D's
and this is where to fly
And
that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are
gonna walk all over you
This gotten way with hazard county
charm
The aint no crime in havin' a little fun
Bat my sexy eyes
Where my boots at (haha)
Strut ya
stuff come on
Wanna come and see something (uh
uh, uh uh)
Can't touch, can I get a hand clap for the way I work
my back
Tick tock all around the clock drop it
Push ya tush,
like that
Can I get a sueee
Can I get a yee haw
You keep
thinking what you shouldn't be thinking
Another to far is down
till you kissing ground
I'm a gonna send you back home as you
crying
But Uncle Jesse he sure is gonna be proud
And that's just what they'll do
One
of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
And that's just what they'll do
One
of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
Start walking
Come on ladies
Wanna
come and see something (uh uh, uh uh)
Can't touch, can I get a
hand clap for the way I work my back
Tick tock all around the
clock drop it
Push ya tush, like that
Can I get a sueee
Can
I get a yee haw
Yeee
haw
Willie Nelson everybody (uh)
Let's go home now
Vince: Wow. Okay. Jessica. Um. Shelton, what song would you like her to sing?
Shelton:" I wanna love you forever"
Jessica: Okay.
You set my soul at ease
Chased
darkness out of view
Left your desperate spell on me
Say you
feel it to
I know you do
I've got so much more to give
This
can't die, I yearn to live
Pour yourself all over me
And I'll
cherish every drop here on my knees
(CHORUS)
I
wanna love you forever
And this is all I'm asking of you
10,000
lifetimes together
Is that so much for you to do? Cuz from the
moment that I saw your face
And felt the fire in your sweet
embrace
I swear I knew.
I'm gonna love you forever
My
mind fails to understand
What my heart tells me to do
And I'd
give up all I have just to be with you
and that would do
I've
always been taught to win
And I never thought I'd fall
Be at
the mercy of a man
I've never been
Now I only want to be
right where you are.
(CHORUS)
In my life I've
learned that heaven never waits no
Lets take this now before it's
gone like yesterday
Cuz when I'm with you there's nowhere else
That I would ever wanna be no
I'm breathing for the next
second I can feel you
Loving me ... I'm gonna love
(Chorus)
Jessica: Vince. I actually have a new song coming out. So I'd like to sing it if you wouldn't mind. (I didn't write this. It's Celine Dion's song"New Day has come") It's called "A New Day Has Come"
A new day... I was waiting for
so long Through the darkness
and good times Hush now Let the
rain come down and wash away my tears A
new day has... come Where it was dark now there's light Hush now I see
a light in the sky Let the
rain come down and wash away my tears A
new day has... Let the rain come down and wash away my
tears A new day has... come Ohhh, a
light Hush now I see a light in your eyes I can't believe Hush now Hush now
A new day...
For a miracle to come
Everyone told me to be
strong
Hold on and don't shed a tear
I knew I'd make it through
And the world thought
I had it all
But I was waiting for you
I see a
light in the sky
Oh, it's almost blinding me
I can't
believe
I've been touched by an angel with love
Let it fill my soul and
drown my fears
Let it shatter the walls for a new, new sun
Where
there was pain now there's joy
Where there was weakness, I found
my strength
All in the eyes of a boy
Oh, it's almost blinding me
I can't
believe
I've been touched by an angel with love
Let it fill my soul and
drown my fears
Let it shatter the walls for a new, new sun
Let it fill my soul and drown my fears
Let it shatter the
walls for a new, new sun
All in the
eyes of the boy
I've been touched by an
angel with love
I can't believe
I've been touched by an angel
with love
Vince: Now next will come the interview process. Jessica Simpson will be asking questions. You three will answer. The one who answers the best, will be able to go on a second date with Miss Simpson. Of course, Jess, you will have your eyes blindfolded.
(Her eyes are now blindfolded. She stands with her back to the "contestants")
Jessica: First off, how old are you?
John: 28
Randy:26
Shelton:31
Jessica: Okay. Next question, what WWE titles have you held?
John: I've held the US Championship 2 times and am the WWE Champion.
Randy: I, of course was the best champion in both the Intercontinental and the World Heavyweight.
Shelton: I've held the WWE Tag Team Championship and am currently the Intercontinental champion.
Jessica: Nice. Nice. What is one word to describe yourself?
John: Determined
Randy: The best.
Shelton: Fantastic.
Jessica: One word to describe me is...
John: Sexy
Randy: Mine
Shelton: Pretty.
Jessica: it's a 2 parter, do any of you have a cd out and two, when do plan to get married?
John: For one, I do have a cd out right now. Two, since I'm 28 and still a child, I'll say I'd like to get married in a couple of years. First, I'd actually like to have a long relationship with the girl first.
Randy: No for the cd and I don't plan on getting married.
Shelton: No on the cd and I want to get married within a year or so.
Jessica: I've made my decision. The person who gets to come on a second date with me is...John Cena!
TBC...What is John's reaction? What happens on their second date?Find out next time. Please R&R!
P.s. I am very srry its so long!
