Disclaimer: WE dont own YH, IY, FY, FB, or whatever else we throw into this story.

Hey, this is SuzakusNoMiko here, and if you've read all of my stories, or just one, you know how obsessive me and Akuzmi can be, you als know who Akuzmi is. Well, this is an e-mail she sent me (we send each other stupid things like this) and she wanted me to add to it, so I have what she wrote and what I added, right now, while I'm writting this. So, now you get to read an Akuzmi/Ceres one-shot, it'll be fun!

Yea, I'm kinda bored now and I haven't read any good InuYasha fanfics recently (they deleted my favorite youXkoga fic!) and I can't review (darn fiction zone rules) so I was curious if you could update soon. Heh...yea now I sound like some fangirl, wait I am! (just not your fangirl)

Koga: Yeah she's MY Fangirl

Tasuki & Jin: WHat happened to us?

Koga: Don't kno, don't care.

Youko: I though she was obsessed w/me...

Koga: Are you saying you want her to be obsessed with you?

Youko: Maybeeee...

Akuzmi: OO ...

Koga: Hey Akuzmi...you in there?

Akuzmi: OO ...

Koga: AKUZMI?

Akuzmi:OO ...

Tasuki: Wow Youko, you stunned Akuzmi stupid.

Akzumi: What? Huh? I heard stupid and my name in the same sentence. Were you guys talking about me behind my back again?

Jin: Of course not, lassy!

Akuzmi: Name's Lexie. L-e-x-i-e. Not lassy, I am not part inu.

InuYasha: Yes you are.

Akuzmi: When the heck did you get here?

InuYasha: I'm in your name so that makes ya part inu.

Akuzmi: Baka inu. Just leave.

Koga: YOU'RE PART INU!

Akuzmi: and kitsune...

Youko: You're part kitsune!

Akuzmi: So's Ceres! So don't kill me!

Tasuki: Any more surprises we should kno about?

Akuzmi: Well...let's see...I'm an uplifting angel, I have a friendly personality, I am an honest warrior, I am a 'tough boy', I am becoming like Tamahome w/my money grubbing abilites, I strongly dislike Miaka Yuki, I think samurai are hot, Kyo's the coolest cat ever, in the Jap. version of YuYu Kurama sounds like a sissy girl and Hiei sounds hot, I secretly wish I could dance, I like to sing but I'm tone deaf, I think brains are cool, bodily fluids and inects don't scare me, I think Nick Stokes, Gill Grissom, and Brown Warik are hot and extremely intelligent, I like school, friends rock, math and science are fun, the sky is blue, and I have dreams about Hiei. (talks really fast after friends rock)

Tasuki: OO

Jin: OO

Koga: OO

Youko: OO

Tasuki: Am I the only one that heard 'tough boy' 'becoming like Tamahome'?

Jin: Did I just hear 'uplifting angel' and 'friendly personality'

Koga: 'I secretly wish I can dance'..what the heck is the world comming to?

Youko: 'SISSY GIRL'?

Akuzmi: Oh did I mention that the sky is blue?

Youko::looks back and reads e-mail: You said Hiei sounds hot...:scrolls down:

OO

Koga: WHat else is there that she said?

Youko: Look :highlights a sentence

:Everyone looks over computer:

Evryone save Akuzmi: 'I HAVE DREAMS ABOUT HIEI'!

Akuzmi::trys to sneak out of room:

Youko::stares her: W-T-F?

Akuzmi: Buh-bye::runs into hiei:

Akuzmi: Hi! bye!

Hiei: Hn, baka onna :AKuzmi runs away:always running form her fears...

Youko: Hiei come look at this :shows him sentence:

Hiei: OO

Youko: Hiei

Hiei: OO

Youko: Hiei...please come back to this time period.

Hiei: ...

(a/n: what would Hiei say to this? Well, I';m tired so I'm going to bed now. yawn you tell me what happens next and of you haven't already guesed, Ceres, I'm at Stricklands while Hiei reads teh e-mail. Lol I like sweet snow)

(C/N: You know, I ust realized that some of this might be kinda strange or weirding you out right now, the main pairings are approximately as follows. CeresXHiei, CeresXKurama, CeresXSesshomaru, CeresXYouko, CeresXErik(OG), AkuzmiXKurama, AkuzmiXSishi, AkuzmiXJin, AkuzmiXYouko, AkuzmiXKyo, AkuzmiXTasuki. I, Ceres, am being stalked by Raoul le Vicomte de Chagny, and Akuzmi is being stalked by Koga. There is the whole issue of who Kurama is with, because we both like him, she liked him first, but in this she acted so much like herself that she scared him off, so, he's kinda with me, but Youko, being the manfreak that he is, wants both of us... so it's a very strange sitch there.

Hiei: ... That baka.

Youko: is that all you can say when you read something about 'I have dreams about Hiei'?

Hiei: Hn.

Koga: WHy are you even here?

Hiei: CEres is in Memphis, I miss her, so I came here.

Koga: Oh, yeah, Akuzmi did say something about her going ot Mentos.

Youko: when is she getting back?

Hiei: later today, Akuzmi said she'd come with me to pick her up.

Jin: Someone's talkative today.

Hiei::Glares death daggers at Jin:

MEANWHILE

Worker woman: welcome to Strickland's.

Akuzmi: I'll have a cone of your strawberry cheesecake ice cream.

worker woman: okay!

Akuzmi's Cell: Hihi puffy amiyumi show! Hihi puffy amiyumi show!

Akuzmi: Hello.

Ceres: KONICHIWA! HAJIMEMASHITE?

Akuzmi: Umm.. Very good!

Ceres: I just saw Graceland! it was very cool, Elvis didn't kow how to decorate, but I guess that's how it was in the seventies, and he's burried in the backyard. What you up to?

Akuzmi: eating ice cream.

Ceres: Where are the guys?

Akuzmi: at the house, they're on the net

Ceres: So, that's why the all go to your place, it's against da rulz to go online. Da fop (C/N: Da fop is Raoul le Vicomte de Chagny.) abused da net, so it's on da rulz.

AKuzmi: LOL!

Ceres: So, what are they doing?

Akuzmi: REading emails.

Ceres: Ahhh... did you have any dreams about Hiei again?

Akuzmi: Yea, and they found out that I have them. TRAGIC!

Ceres: told ya to leave my man alone!