Time back: 10 days
The gullwings were currently in Kilika for training. There hadn't been any sphere readings for a while, so training was all they could really do. While walking to the temple for some rest, Tidus noticed something that nearly made him slapped his hand over his mouth.
"What?" asked Rikku, who was right nest to him. Tidus signalled her to be quiet and pointed to what had made him laugh. Rikku had the same reaction; she slapped her hand over her mouth to keep from bursting out into laughing fits. Both her and Tidus' shoulders were shaking violently.
Once they calmed down a bit, Rikku thought up an idea that made Tidus' face go white. "Go get it," she whispered to him.
"What? Why me?" he protested.
"She's your girlfriend."
"She's your cousin," Tidus snapped back quietly.
"It'll still be less akward of you do it," said Rikku.
Tidus glared at her. "Rock Paper Scissors," he whispered.
Rikku rolled her eyes. "Fine." She held out her fist.
"One, two..."
"What are you morons doing?" asked Paine. She and Yuna turned to look at the two blonds.
"Seeing which one gets dish duty tonight," Tidus said, thinking fast(you know that's something they'd do). They seemed to buy it, then turned and kept walking.
"Is it still there?" Rikku asked.
Tidus checked. "Yeah," he whispered back. They resumed their game, still walking. Tidus got scissors, Rikku rock.
"Dammit!" he grumbled.
"It's all yours," Rikku teased.
Tidus gulped and walked up behind Yuna. I'm so gonna kill her for this, he thought. Taking a deep breath, he put his hand on Yuna's rear.
"Wha--"
"Tree frog," said a grinning Tidus. He was holding up his hand, and sure enough, Yuna saw a small green face staring back at her from his fist.
Yuna stared at the frog. "Was... was that on my--"
Tidus nodded, trying hard to contain himself. Yuna turned a very deep shade of red. Rikku ws on the ground cracking up, and even Paine was chuckling.
Yuna put her hand over her mouth. "Oh my... I can't believe... How did I not notice?"
"How should I know?" Tidus put the frog on a nearby tree.
"Well you could've just told me instead of grabbing it!" said Yuna.
Tidus raised his eyebrows. "Yeah, I could've," he turned, "Rikku."
Rikku stopped laughing. She cowered under his glare. Tidus took one step forward, and Rikku booked it out of there as fast as she could.
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I was bored, this was already written, and I have writers block for my other story. I came up with this idea while watching Jeff Corwin one day, so feel free to blame him all you want. These will be in no particular order, so try not to get confused.
