Authore's note: I'km really bad at english so give me a break! I'm sorry if I wont be able to update.

"Guys, look what I found!" grinned Harry rushing towards Ron and Hermoine. "We could embarrass all our enimies and blackmail them and have some FUN!" he held up a computer. "First of all, lets target the DEATH EATERS!"

"Harry do you think this is a good idea, we could get killed!" frowned Hermoine.

"Lets just do it."

"Aghhh."

Three minutes later, the trio had a projector smack down behind the staff table in the Great Hall that rolled down when they pressed a button. Harry went up to YouTube in his computer and went up. He searched up Voldemort's hairbrush and clicked on the 3rd search. Slowly, the students all came out for breakfast. Ron pressed the button to bring the projector popped down. A picture of Voldemort shocked the entire school. Then the music began playing.

It began with Voldemort singing with a pink towel wrapped around him holding a rubber ducky: "Oh where, is my hairbrush? O where is my hairbrush. Oh where oh where oh where oh where oh where is hairbrush!" Then Dumbeldore appeared with his bird. He sings," I think I saw your hairbrush back there!" Then, Harry appeared on screen and was running toward Voldemort who was continuing his lament. "Why do you need a hairbrush if you dont have any hair!" Harry screamed. Voldemort stumbled back the thought ocurred to him. What would become of his hairbrush? "No hair for my hairbrush no hair for my hairbrush no hair no hair no hair no hair for my hairbrush!" Then Wormtail appeared on the projector. He confessed," O Voldemort that old hairbrush of yours well you never really used it you dont really need it. So I gave it to the peach (Lucius Malfoy") " Not fair my poor hairbrush not fair my poor hairbrush not fair not fair no hair not fair oh where no hair not fair my little hairbrush." Then Lucius Malfoy also appeared in a towel and...

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