In a top secret base on an island south of Rhoad Island a man slouched in his chair rubbing the brim of his nose. He really hated talking to newbies, they had horrible ideas and their plans sucked even more. Saddly though, he just had to listen to this one. He silently cursed his personel assistant and vowed for revenge as the newbie walked in. He was a normal type of man, not to skinny or wide. His brown hair fell over his cold brown/black eyes and he had an evil grin on his face. Like all other rookies he wore a black jump suit and a name tag, identifying him as Bob Fold.

Bob...god why did every other man have that name?(1) The man thought. Bob came and stood at attention in front of his chair, the evil grin fading into a line. The man raised an eyebrow. He was used to rookies shaking and trembling in his presence, but this one seemed to have no fear. Well that or he was just stupid.

"At ease, rook." He stressed 'rook', letting the man know just who was in charge here. Once the man had relaxed some what he cointinued, "Now, I hear you've got some fantastic plan."

If Bob had notice the man's sarcasm he showed no sign,"Yes sir."

"Well get on with it! Not like we're getting younger!" he snapped.

The evil grin reappeared as Bob handed him a file from behind his back. At first the man just skimmed throw them, not caring what was on it, until he realized what was on them. He couldn't stop the awed look that appeared on his face as he read back throw them. Glancing up he could see Bob beaming.

Snapping the folder closed he handed the folder back to Bob, who now looked extremely worried. He allowed an evil grin to spread over his face before he spoke. "Get on that Bob," Bob looked ready to pass out with joy as he turned around to leave, but before he could the man stopped him. "Oh, and Bob? You've just been promoted. Take whatever and whoever you want to work on that little plan of yours."

"Yes sir!" Bob walked out of the room and as he did the man could swear he heard a shout of joy.

Again the man smiled evily and whispered to the shadows, "It's gonna feel good to capture that stupid bird."

(1)-does any one else notice that? I don't mind the name but its everywhere!

I really am a devil of a person aren't I? evil smirk. And yes, the man is crazy, but I also put the last bit in there to try and make you guys come BACK!

Disclaimers: I own nothing except the secert orginisation thingy (yes I made one up so I didn't have to do research...deal with it)...(and don't take it or I'll...um...find you and...MAKE YOU EAT BAD COOKIES!)

Don't mock me

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It only takes...

what?

five seconds?

plus

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You're already down here

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(is that how you do it?)