I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Anyways this is the Immortals. I was gonna just do the protecter one, but I didn't feel right with out doing these first. Sooooooooooooo, I hope you like it!

Daine: Hey you lady! I'm a crazy kid who talks to animals. Wanna hire me?

Onua: Um, okay.

Daine: Sweet!

Daine: I'm riding my pony to Tortaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!

Onua: This is gonna be a long trip

Cloud: You can say that again.

Onua: This is going to be-

Cloud: Shut up

Stormwing: Die you freakin birdy!

Daine: Birdy?

Onua: Just shut up and shoot the mutated vultures

Stormwing: I resent that!

Onua: Good for you

Stormwing: Ow.. My eye!

Daine: hehehe

Alanna: Look at my awesome armour!

Daine: Wow, your short!

Alanna: Up yours!

Daine: Ooooooooooooooookay

Numair: Hi Daine

Daine: Holy crap the birdys a dude!

Numair: um, ya.

Buri: Hey what up?

Daine: Tortall has a lot of short people

Buri: Well wherever the hell your from has a lot of ugly people

Daine: Your mean

Buri: I try

Miri: I have an Uncle who talks to dolphins

Evin: I can pull rolls out of your ear!

Daine: OMG that's like totally awesome!

Sarge: WAKE UP!

Daine: ow… my ears!

Onua: haha

Daine: ladedadeda we're going to Pirate's Swoop!

Onua: shut up

Daine: ladeda-

Alanna: SHUT UP!

Daine: Woah! Calm down crazy lady!

Stormwing: We shall kill you!

Alanna: As if!

Daine: Animals attack!

Stormwing: You got problems- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Daine: Hehe

Dragon: Die Carthaki dudes!

Cartharki dudes: Owwww…..

Numair: Hey Daine, wanna come live in my tower?

Daine: Um, okay!

well, I hope you like it! Flames are still welcome! It's only my second fic so it might be a load of crap. Anyways… Review! Or the pickles of doooooooooooooooom will eat you! Mwahahahahaha!