AN: This is an AU brought on by a truly horrible redition of the wizard of oz, that prompted me and my friend Katie to instead ponder klaine fics and ships and such. Katie's version was actually crack, and at first I wanted it that way too, but then it turned into a kurtbastain fic.
Prologue: The Twister
Kurt was gasping with fear by the time the football team caught up with him. He had no idea what the final straw had been. The song he had been humming by himself in the locker room, overheard by one of them? The fashion magazine he had been openly ogling at lunch? Or maybe it was the powder blue silk vest he had worn, complete with a silk white dress shirt and silver grey bowtie he had decided to wear today?
Maybe seeing how gay he was, after an entire summer of not seeing it, made them decide that things would be different for sophomore year. No matter what it was, when he was leaving the school, the football team had been looking at him with murder in their eyes.
So Kurt did what any sensible person would do. He had run as hard as he could to his car, only to find them blocking it off. Kurt was at full scale panic. It wasn't like he had any friends he could call to help him. He could beg, but the words wouldn't claw themselves up his throat. He suddenly thought of his dad, who was all alone. What would it do to him, if Kurt was hurt?
The worst part was the look in their eyes. They knew he was scared. They knew he couldn't save himself. And then Kurt suddenly remembered how to scream, because blow upon blow was hitting his face. His chest. His leg. But his voice was too late to save him. His world was already turning black.
That night Burt got the call from the police that his son had been found in critical condition, and was at the ICU, in a coma.
But when Kurt woke up, he wasn't in an ICU unit. He was in some weird town. And he was lying on top of some machine. Which looked a lot like a person, except it was smoking at the leg. And has some great ruby red men's shoes.
"He defeated the vocaloid!" An over excited voice called. And Kurt felt like he had been hit by a twister.
