A/N: Don't own Naruto.
Ch. 1: Lesson #1
"Hey you guys!"
"Oh no, who invited him!" shouted Kiba.
"You know you can't start anything with out me!" Just guess who this is…here's a hint, the number one hyperactive knuckleheaded ninja.
"Naruto would you shut up! You are going to spoil everything." Shikamaru said.
"Why are you here? You have Temari already. Isn't this for people who don't have lives yet?" Kiba asked.
"You got a point there." Sasuke said.
"Look I brought the book." Naruto said as he took out a fairly large black book. They all looked at the cover which had no title and then crowded around to see the first page.
"I can't believe I'm doing this." Sasuke said as he groaned.
"I don't even know why you are here too. You got plenty of fan girls already." Shikamaru recalled.
"SHUT UP ALREADY!" Naruto shouted. They all looked at him and he was now reading the book. "Lesson #1, guide to get that someone's attention."
"That leaves me out." Sasuke said. They all glared at him and Naruto continued reading.
"Everyone has that certain someone they want. It's just a way to get their attention that's the problem. To do this you must understand the needs of your woman. Follow the first instructions on the next page." Naruto turned the page and there were at least 2 pages of what to do.
"God damn, women are complicated to get." Shikamaru said.
Approach them in a cool manner and just nod while saying "What's up –insert name here-?"
Present them a small token and ask them casually if they want to take a walk.
Comment her of her appearance even if they are god damn ugly. (For that why would you even like an ugly as girl like that?)
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"Are we really suppose to do this?" asked Kiba.
"That's what it says." Shikamaru said. "I can't believe we're about to do this."
"Then tomorrow we do it." Naruto said and they all nodded.
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"Hey ugly!" a certain pink haired konoichi turned her head angrily and there stood Sai.
"Hi Sai." She said as he stood next to her. "When are you going to stop calling me that?"
"Is everything alright since Sasuke is back?" he changed the subject which made her even angrier. She gave up after trying to punch some sense into him ever since the first retrieval of Sasuke.
"Yeah…he's the same as usual."
"Oh I see, so he's an evil bastard?" Sakura cracked her knuckles and smacked Sai in the head.
"If you ever want to make friends, stop calling them by those names!"
"They are nicknames. I have read that everyone does that." He remarked as he rubbed his head.
"Well here comes the bastard." He said as he looked ahead. Sasuke had his usual hands in his pockets with the occasional whispering from the townsfolk. It wasn't long from his return and many people thought that he deserved to be either executed or at least exiled. They guessed Tsunade was going soft on him because he was supposedly friends with the kyuubi holder. He looked straight ahead at Sakura and walked straight at her.
"What the hell is he doing?" Sakura asked with curiosity and concern. He then stood in front of the too and he looked to Sai.
"Hello evil teme." He said in a casual way. Sasuke just ignored him and looked to Sakura.
"What's up Sakura?" she blushed furiously as the softness of how he said her name. It would have made her melt if it were possible. "Do you mind if we take a walk?" she didn't know what to say but then Sai came in the picture.
"Sakura, you are drooling." She gulped down a mouth full of saliva and smacked Sai with full force of charka sending him flying in the sky. Sasuke twitched with fright after seeing Sakura get angry with so much power. Maybe he should rethink this.
"I'm sorry Sasuke, I would love to walk with you." She said as if it was a dream come true. They walked through the village trying to avoid contact with the people. As soon as they were alone with no eyes to watch did Sasuke turn to Sakura. He took out something from his pocket and then handed it to Sakura. It was a Sakura flower with a red ribbon on it. She felt like she was going to cry and took it with a trembling hand.
"I admired your hair and thought of Sakura flowers. Obviously that is your name also." Sakura tackled Sasuke in a big hug.
"I LOVE IT!"
Sasuke seemed fine with his first try in a relationship but what about the others?
A/N: At first I wanted to write this romantic story I so forgot what I should do it about. Sorry but too bad. I got this idea from my cousin and stuff so if it sucks criticize. The more the better. Learn from mistakes…okay that's enough talking from me.
