Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or any vampires, but I DO own Listerine and bananas and a fire pit and bug spray.

Bella's POV

One day I was bored, and I ran into Emmett on my way to the store. Really, I leterally ran into him with my truck. While I was telling him I was sorry, I had an amazing idea, I would invite him and his family to my house for a bonfire and to eat some banana bread that I had just made.

"Hey, Emmett, you and ur family wanna come over later for a bonfire?"

"Uh, NO!! AHH, ANY THING BUT THAT!!"

"Huh? What? I made banana bread."

"OMG!! UR OUT TO GET ME!! AHHH!!"

And then he kinda just ran away, so I decided to call Edward.