Uchiha rulebook

1. Never show emotions unless it is anger or lust

2. Never play the part of a girl if you are a boy (in other words never be an uke)

3. do not be girly (like paint nails)

4. You must win all battles unless with an uchiha

5. Never read or watch chick flicks or show intrest unless your lover brings you by force but you must fight back

6. never whine pout or cutely do something

7. You must have your Uchiha glare perfected

8. Wear cool cloths

9. Uchihas are manly, sex gods, and hot (Naruto: I am more sexy than them (No he is a cute little uke)

10. smirk not smile

11. Do not show intrest

12. look at yourself in the mirror

Obuto has broken all rules, Itachi some (but noone knows that), and all uchihas for their lover

13. do NOT be like obuto (remember where Kakashi gets his sharingan from)

14. Get your sharingan and master it

15. Be powerful

16. Go on the opposing side of the hyuugas

Added by sasuke

17. fuck naruto everywhere

18. put him in girly outfits (maid outfits, school uniforms ext.)

By Itachi

18. where cool cloaks

19. have mangakio sharingan

20. Be like me

Added by Naru-chan

21. do not follow this evil rulebook

22. smile

23. praise Naruto and Kyuubi

24. do a super awsome glare like me (looking like a pout)

25. like foxes

This is the uchiha rule book soon to have additions

Naruto: I know I have such a manly glare :-)

Tara: So in other words it says uchihas should be temes

Sasuke: rig- NO uchihas are the best

Chloe: Yeah

Naruto: Hey why does it say I have to be the one in dresses and not YOU

Tara chloe and the Teme (Sasuke): because you are the uke

Naruto: pout

Naruto then rips the rulebook

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