Uchiha rulebook
1. Never show emotions unless it is anger or lust
2. Never play the part of a girl if you are a boy (in other words never be an uke)
3. do not be girly (like paint nails)
4. You must win all battles unless with an uchiha
5. Never read or watch chick flicks or show intrest unless your lover brings you by force but you must fight back
6. never whine pout or cutely do something
7. You must have your Uchiha glare perfected
8. Wear cool cloths
9. Uchihas are manly, sex gods, and hot (Naruto: I am more sexy than them (No he is a cute little uke)
10. smirk not smile
11. Do not show intrest
12. look at yourself in the mirror
Obuto has broken all rules, Itachi some (but noone knows that), and all uchihas for their lover
13. do NOT be like obuto (remember where Kakashi gets his sharingan from)
14. Get your sharingan and master it
15. Be powerful
16. Go on the opposing side of the hyuugas
Added by sasuke
17. fuck naruto everywhere
18. put him in girly outfits (maid outfits, school uniforms ext.)
By Itachi
18. where cool cloaks
19. have mangakio sharingan
20. Be like me
Added by Naru-chan
21. do not follow this evil rulebook
22. smile
23. praise Naruto and Kyuubi
24. do a super awsome glare like me (looking like a pout)
25. like foxes
This is the uchiha rule book soon to have additions
Naruto: I know I have such a manly glare :-)
Tara: So in other words it says uchihas should be temes
Sasuke: rig- NO uchihas are the best
Chloe: Yeah
Naruto: Hey why does it say I have to be the one in dresses and not YOU
Tara chloe and the Teme (Sasuke): because you are the uke
Naruto: pout
Naruto then rips the rulebook
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