A/N: IT'S FUNNY! Ok, so it doesn't exactly get through the "story," but
you know what? IT'S VERY FUNNY AND I WOULD EXPECT CLOSE TO WHAT WOULD
ACTUALLY HAPPEN!! so there!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, I don't own the Wizard of Oz, and I don't own the "Kick the Baby/Toad Thing" idea. that belongs to the South Park people.
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Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a regular girl named Kagome. She lived in Tokyo, and was very bored with her normal, boring life.
Kagome: Hey, I liked my life!
Narrator: Shut up! I'm narrating! Anyway, if I may continue, *glares at Kagome* Kagome's life changed once a tornado appeared in Tokyo, and she ran and took shelter in the old well. The tornado picked up the well house and the well-
Kagome: A well can't be picked up! It's in the ground!
Narrator: -_-# What did I just say!?
Kagome: You said that the tornado picked up the well house and the well.
Narrator: EXACTLY! YOU ADMIT IT! Sheesh.. Well, she came out of the well to find that Tokyo had gone, and she was now in a very odd village, filled with color.
Kagome: But Tokyo wasn't exactly black and white either...
Narrator: JUST GO ALONG WITH IT!
Kagome: Fine, but none of this makes sense...
Narrator: Good. Now that we're on the same page, a fairy priestess appeared in front of Kagome.
Kaede: *appears in itchy pink gown and fairy wings* I cannot believe that ye would force me to wear something so uncomfortable.
Narrator: STOP COMPLAINING AND SAY YOUR STUPID LINES!
Kaede: Ye have not enough patience, girl...
Narrator: *is resisting urge to punch Kaede* I must be kind to old people I must be kind to old people I must be kind to old people....
Kaede: .....you have killed the hanyou of the east. I fear that the hanyou of the west will be coming to kill you. *points to legs sticking out of edge of well-house with ruby slippers*
Kagome: But I didn't MEAN to kill him!
Kaede: Well, what's done is done. Here, wear these ruby slippers and go off to the Wizard of the land. He will know what to do.
Kagome: *puts on shoes* These are 2 sizes too small.
Narrator: LIVE WITH IT!
Inuyasha: *from under well* I'm not dead yet, y'know.
Narrator: YES YOU ARE! Wait... *lifts up well* INUYASHA!? YOU'RE NOT IN THIS SCENE!!!!!
Inuyasha: I smelled ramen. *stares at ramen in Narrator's hands*
Narrator: ...GET AWAY FROM MY NOODLES!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLESSSSSSSSSSSS!!! *runs away*
Shippo: *walks on set in Scarecrow costume* Can I get out of this costume yet? It's itchy...
Miroku: *comes out in Tin Man costume* Yes, and this make-up seems to be making me ill.... *faints*
Sango: *comes out in Cowardly Lion costume* MIROKU! *goes to see if he's all right* Miroku, are you okay- -_-#
Miroku's Hand: *on Sango's ass*
Sango: HENTAI!!!
*slap*
Miroku: *passed out from slap and make-up*
Narrator: *shoves remaining noodle juice down throat* NYAH NYAH! I ATE IT ALL!!!
Inuyasha: Fine by me. I QUIT! *walks off*
Narrator: ....crap. Sesshomaru, can you play the wizard in The Wizard of Oz for me? PLEASE????
Sesshomaru: I do not "act" for human entertainment. Come, Rin. *takes Rin and leaves*
Narrator: Well, shit!
Jaken: WAIT FOR ME, LORD SESSHOMARU!!! *running in random circles*
Narrator: Let's play kick the toad-thing!
Jaken: What!? No! Don't kick the toad-thing!
Narrator: Kick the toad thing! *kicks Jaken out window*
~~~end~~~
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, I don't own the Wizard of Oz, and I don't own the "Kick the Baby/Toad Thing" idea. that belongs to the South Park people.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a regular girl named Kagome. She lived in Tokyo, and was very bored with her normal, boring life.
Kagome: Hey, I liked my life!
Narrator: Shut up! I'm narrating! Anyway, if I may continue, *glares at Kagome* Kagome's life changed once a tornado appeared in Tokyo, and she ran and took shelter in the old well. The tornado picked up the well house and the well-
Kagome: A well can't be picked up! It's in the ground!
Narrator: -_-# What did I just say!?
Kagome: You said that the tornado picked up the well house and the well.
Narrator: EXACTLY! YOU ADMIT IT! Sheesh.. Well, she came out of the well to find that Tokyo had gone, and she was now in a very odd village, filled with color.
Kagome: But Tokyo wasn't exactly black and white either...
Narrator: JUST GO ALONG WITH IT!
Kagome: Fine, but none of this makes sense...
Narrator: Good. Now that we're on the same page, a fairy priestess appeared in front of Kagome.
Kaede: *appears in itchy pink gown and fairy wings* I cannot believe that ye would force me to wear something so uncomfortable.
Narrator: STOP COMPLAINING AND SAY YOUR STUPID LINES!
Kaede: Ye have not enough patience, girl...
Narrator: *is resisting urge to punch Kaede* I must be kind to old people I must be kind to old people I must be kind to old people....
Kaede: .....you have killed the hanyou of the east. I fear that the hanyou of the west will be coming to kill you. *points to legs sticking out of edge of well-house with ruby slippers*
Kagome: But I didn't MEAN to kill him!
Kaede: Well, what's done is done. Here, wear these ruby slippers and go off to the Wizard of the land. He will know what to do.
Kagome: *puts on shoes* These are 2 sizes too small.
Narrator: LIVE WITH IT!
Inuyasha: *from under well* I'm not dead yet, y'know.
Narrator: YES YOU ARE! Wait... *lifts up well* INUYASHA!? YOU'RE NOT IN THIS SCENE!!!!!
Inuyasha: I smelled ramen. *stares at ramen in Narrator's hands*
Narrator: ...GET AWAY FROM MY NOODLES!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLESSSSSSSSSSSS!!! *runs away*
Shippo: *walks on set in Scarecrow costume* Can I get out of this costume yet? It's itchy...
Miroku: *comes out in Tin Man costume* Yes, and this make-up seems to be making me ill.... *faints*
Sango: *comes out in Cowardly Lion costume* MIROKU! *goes to see if he's all right* Miroku, are you okay- -_-#
Miroku's Hand: *on Sango's ass*
Sango: HENTAI!!!
*slap*
Miroku: *passed out from slap and make-up*
Narrator: *shoves remaining noodle juice down throat* NYAH NYAH! I ATE IT ALL!!!
Inuyasha: Fine by me. I QUIT! *walks off*
Narrator: ....crap. Sesshomaru, can you play the wizard in The Wizard of Oz for me? PLEASE????
Sesshomaru: I do not "act" for human entertainment. Come, Rin. *takes Rin and leaves*
Narrator: Well, shit!
Jaken: WAIT FOR ME, LORD SESSHOMARU!!! *running in random circles*
Narrator: Let's play kick the toad-thing!
Jaken: What!? No! Don't kick the toad-thing!
Narrator: Kick the toad thing! *kicks Jaken out window*
~~~end~~~
