Hellow peoples of the world. I'm KittyKattMeowin and I'm new to fanfictions, as this will be my first one. Please do help me and if you need more info about me go stalk my profile. This is a spin-off of the story Pokemon World Tour by AuraWielder, the one who inspired me to start writing fanfictions. I recommend you read that story before this one, as that might help you understand this good, but if you don't want to you don't have to. You just might not understand everything. I also recommend you read AuraWielder's fanfics, they are AWESOME! If you do, buy a box of tissues. You'll need them. I asked him for permission to write a spin-off of my favorite story of his. (That's a little confusing...) I will try to make this story humorous like PWT but I lack AuraWielder's experience in writing, so it might be a little... more serious... shall I say.(It will be unintentional. I really do want to make people laugh.) Without further ado, lets get started! (That sounded cheesy)
A few days after a certain incident with fire in the Hall of Origin...
"Why did that take so long to extinguish?" asked a very annoyed Arceus. The water legendaries that lived in the Hall of Origin had just extinguished the fire that lit their home after a few days of firing powerful water moves at it.
"Because it was fueled by the rage of Bacon Wings." replied Ho-Oh, who was watching them finish the job. Everyone that was on the tour looked at him.
"Who's Bacon Wings?" wondered Arceus. "A new type of food or something?" Ho-Oh looked at her as he comprehended her question.
"Oh yeah, you don't know about the new arrivals yet! I'll go tell Dialga to introduce them to you. And as much as I would like Bacon Wings to be food, he's one of the new arrivals. He's kinda annoying and really rude. He was in my property without permission!" Ho-Oh exclaimed as he flew towards the other side of the Hall of Origin, a sneaky idea forming in his brain.
He found Dialga resting near the Hall of Origin, everyone being outside of it while it was burning and being extinguished. "Hey Dialga!" he shouted as he came towards her, not really caring that she was maybe slightly just very sound asleep.
Dialga woke up, and she wasn't very happy for her precious sleep to be interrupted. She saw Ho-Oh, who had just waken her up. "This better be worth waking me up, Ho-Oh," she said sleepily. "Otherwise you are going to be ever so sorry you woke me up. It's nap time! One of the most important times of the day!"
"Don't worry Dialga, it's worth it. Arceus wants you to go introduce the new arrivals to her! Have fun and say hi to Bacon Wings for me!" Ho-Oh said as he flew away. "Hehehe, I can't wait to see what Bacon Wings's reaction to Dialga for calling him that." He thought as he flew to a nice distance before turning back and started stalking Dialga.
Dialga had fallen asleep again, but then suddenly woke up. Realizing that she had something to do for the first time since the Hall was on fire, she flew to around the Hall and checked for the new arrivals. She found didn't find the Kalos legendaries anywhere. "Now, where could they be?" she thought. She decided to check the inside of the Hall, and sure enough, she found the Kalos legendaries in the dining hall, eating lunch and chatting about the recent events and moving to the Hall of Origin.
"Sorry to interrupt your lunch, but I was told to introduce you guys to Arceus. Follow me." she siad sleepily. She started to fly/levitate towards Arceus' room. As she led the Kalos legendaries to the room, she turned around. "Oh yeah, I almost forgot! Ho-Oh said to say hi to someone named Bacon Wings... I assume that is you?" She looked at Yveltal.
Yveltal became infuriated by hearing the name he dreaded most. "DON'T. CALL. ME. BACON. WINGS!" he screamed while hitting Dialga with a Sucker Punch with every word. Dialga fully woke up upon getting hit.
"Alright! I won't! Just don't wake me up yet! Geez!" Dialga was quite annoyed. "Stupid Ho-Oh. He fooled me into that one. I'll get him later for it."
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fell for it!" a voice came from behind them. They looked around and saw Ho-Oh rolling around on the floor in laughter. Dialga was not a very happy camper. She flew over to Ho-Oh.
"You planned that didn't you... YOU LITTLE ANNOYING BIRD WITH FRENCH-FRIES FOR TAILS!" Dialga had fully woken up now. She hit him with Metal Claw over and over again.
"Ow! Ow! OW! I'm sorry! Just stop! Please?" A clawed Ho-Oh questioned between each Metal Claw.
"You liar! You aren't sorry at all! That was a great prank you planned out in advance! Why did you do it?!" She questioned angrily.
"Owww...," he took a moment to recover now that Dialga was done clawing him. "Well, simply for one reason," Ho-Oh huffed. "I'm so bored! Why wasn't I picked for the World Tour?! Stupid Lugia got to go just because he had talent for rapping! That is so unfair!" There's nothing else to do!"
"I kind of agree with you, Ho-Oh," she replied, still angry from the prank. "The World Tour was a great idea, but only 9 other legendaries could go! We just had a great and wonderful time being bored here! Now, I kinda forgive you, but you better fly off now before I kill you. I still have to bring these 4 to introduce themselves." Ho-Oh flew off as fast as he could. Dialga turned to the 4 Kalos legendaries. They were watching the whole thing, half of them being confused and the other half slightly understanding it. "Sorry... Lets act like that never happened and lets continue." Dialga continued leading them while the 4 were amazed how fast she managed to shake off that off.
Once she got to the doors of Arceus' room, she looked back to the Kalos legendaries. "This is Arceus' room. Arceus as you all should know, is the God Pokémon and the creator of the world. Be polite and you might get on her good side. If you don't, you might be ever so sorry for it." She opened the doors.
Inside the room Arceus was waiting. " I've heard that new arrivals were here. Nice to meet you all, I'm Arceus. Please introduce yourselves." she calmly stated, which had a very surprising tone considering that she had just been through one of her worst, if not the worst trip of her life.
A small rock pokémon with a large diamond stepped out first. "I am Princess Diancie. Honor to meet you!" Diancie exclaimed happily.
A large green snake with strange hexagon scales slithered forwards next. "I'm Zygarde. Hi." stated Zygarde in a bored tone.
A blue, antlered stag stepped forwards very majestically next. His antlers formed the shape of an X. "I am Xerneas. Pleasure to meet you. I have heard many stories about you." Xerneas said, causing a great impression on Arceus.
The last legendary, a red dragon with 2 wings and one thingy that looks similar to his wings on the bottom.(And what is that thing?) He resembled a Y. "I am Yveltal. Its nice to meet-" Mew teleported in.
"MOM! PLAY WITH ME! I'M BORED ALREADY!" shouted Mew.
"Mew! You interrupted their introduction! What do you have to say about yourself?" Arceus angrily said while nodding towards the Kalos legendaries.
"I'm bored! And no one has any more fun games to play! Additionally, I RAN OUT OF CANDY!" Mew exclaimed. "I already played games with people, and it was fun for a while because everyone was so bored, but now we ran out of games to play!"
Arceus sighed. "Didn't I take you guys on a World Tour to kill your boredom?" She thought that her solution would solve the issue.
Mew bounced around the room. "Didn't you realize that you only took 9 legendaries with you? Everyone else is bored, and human history is not the most exciting thing for a few of us on the trip." Arceus thought about it.
"Oh yeah, I forgot other legendaries were bored too!" she said as she walked away, completely forgetting Yveltal's introduction and helping the Kalos legendaries get around. I'll go think about what you said more in-depth Mew. Okay?" She levitated away to her thinking corner.
The Kalos legendaries realized that that was the cue for them to leave, so they went to their new rooms that Dialga led them to. "Well, we sure had a unexpected interruption. Usually, you guys get assigned a room here and later get duties to preform to live here, but Arceus gets distracted easily. For now, I'll show you guys to some spare rooms I think Arceus would think it would be okay for you guys to live in for now."
Arceus was still in her corner, thinking about what Mew had said. She made a mental list of ideas that she could kill the legendaries' boredom with. "I've got just the perfect idea!" she thought. She went to the announcement hall and called everyone to attend.
A few minutes later, the hall was crowded. Arceus walked onto the stage. Everyone fell silent. Arceus took advantage of this to start speaking. "Hello everyone! I heard rumors that you guys were bored. AGAIN! Lets get a general vote. Who is bored already, even after the World Tour?" she asked, not knowing she asked a biased question. Immediately everyone's hands/claws/paws/whatever else they used as hands shot up in the air. "Alright, now that I have a general idea, lets get into the real discussion. Today Mew told me that quite a few people were bored. I thought about it and decided..." she paused for an effect.
Shouts of "Tell us!", "Quit holding the suspense!", "What are you waiting for!", were heard around the crowd as she waited.
"Alright! Sorry guys, I do that sometimes... Well anyways, I decided we can go on a Camping Trip!" she exclaimed.
"Whats a camping trip?" immediately asked a confused Entei. He immediately got glares from his sister and brother, as they leaned in closely to tell him what a camping trip was." Ohhhhhh those things! Don't forget to put me on!" he exclaimed.
"Well, despite the interruption, I'll go ahead and announce who is going! Arceus said. She pulled out a list and said. "I have decided that..."
Hehehehehe I'm evil. Sorry for the cliff-hanger peeps! I just feel like being mean. So how was my first chapter of my first fanfic? Please give me any advice, comments, or point out any errors!
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Mwahahaha! If you came from Nintendo/Game Freak just to look at random fanfics to find if they copywrited their fanfic so that you can sue someone because you are sooooo bored, I COPYWRITED!
