asdfmovie: Undertale Version!

"undermovie"

Frisk laughed sillily.

Flowey jumped out at her.

"Got your soul!" said Flowey, teasing.

Undyne burst through the door with her spears.

"Look out, he's got a soul!"

She rapidly threw spears at the flower as fast as she could.

(static) _

Frisk ran around the door, searching for Toriel.

"You've got to help me, Mom, that flower is evil and it's going to kill meeeeee..."

Toriel backed away, slowly.

Frisk turned around to see Flowey.

"Please don't hurt me..."

Flowey laughed maniacally, then Toriel returned with kitchen supplies and they threw spatulas at his face.

(static) _

Frisk was walking around Waterfall.

"Hello, Echo Flower!" she said happily.

"Hello, Echo Flower!" it replied.

"No, my name is Frisk," she said.

"No, my name is Frisk,"

"No, your name is the Echo Flower!"

"No, your name is the Echo Flower!"

"I give up..."

(static) _

Papyrus was standing by Flowey when he saw Frisk nearby.

"HEY, HEY, HUMAN, HEY, SMELL THIS FLOWER."

Frisk bent down and smelled Flowey, much to his miserableness.

"Mmmm..."

"Oh, just go away!" said Flowey.

(static) _

While walking through Snowdin, Frisk noticed a push tile, marked with a sign above.

She read the sign.

"Warning: pointless tile."

She stepped on it.

But nothing happened.

Nearby, Papyrus was talking to Sans.

"SO, AS I WAS SAYING ABOUT UNDYYYYYYYYYYYY-!"

He was launched off into the distance by a springy tile.

He landed in a tree.

"GRR! WHO MADE THAT TILE?"

Sans chuckled to himself.

(static) _

Mettaton was waiting for someone to demonstrate his new outfit to.

He saw Frisk and dashed over there as glamorous as possible.

"Hey, hu-"

Instantly Frisk pulled a knife and slashed him.

"Aaaah! What the heck is wrong with you?"

Somewhere, somebody said to Frisk, "Your LOVE increased."

(static) _

The Snowdin shopkeeper had just been shoplifted.

"Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!" she called.

"I'll save you! FLEE powers activate!" said Monster Kid.

He ran away quickly, leaving the shopkeeper.

(static) _

Chara had come from the subspace, wanting to kill someone.

"Die, Froggit!" she said, ready to squish it.

"Nooooooooooooo!"

It didn't hurt much.

Froggit didn't understand what that meant, but was bored anyway.

(static) _

Toriel was making a butterscotch pie.

"Mmm, yum..."

She grabbed a knife and cut out one piece.

"AAAAAAAGH!"

She turned around instantly to the noise.

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!"

"You- you do? I- I made you...and..."

"AAAAAAGH! THE PAIN! IT'S UNBEARABLE!"

"Oh, dear, what have I done?" she muttered to herself, loudly.

"TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!"

"You have children?"

She turned to see the cinnamon cupcakes she made two days ago.

"Daddy!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The pie fell off the counter, and everybody screamed.

Then Toriel realized she had dropped the pie on the floor.

She was just imagining.

"Oh, well. Time to make another pie."

(static) _

Undyne looked at Alphys, teasingly.

"Hey, you know who's gay?"

She looked at her.

"You...kind of."

Alphys snapped her fingers, Mettaton burst through the wall and picked up Undyne wedgie-style and dropped her off outside the lab.

"Oh, come on! I was kidding!"