Author's Note: Well, I've never done a StarGate SG-1 fan fiction before. So, I'm starting off with Thor. It's going to be a parody. If you don't like those, DON'T READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't own StarGate SG-1 or any of the characters. Enjoy.

After much debating, the SG teams finally decided on a way to get rid of the boredom they'd been experiencing. They hadn't met a hostile alien in almost two months. This solution was.....dun dun dun.... A TALENT SHOW!!! Who will go first? Thor!
Thor walks out onto a small wooden stage. He's wearing a red outfit that looks like a strawberry, seeds and all. The SG teams stare in shock. They are hard pressed not to fall out of their chairs as he starts singing. Sam cheers him on from the back of the crowd.
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout." He continues the song until the end, then bows and walks off. Everyone is in such shock that they actually do fall out of their chairs. Sam rushes off to congratulate him.

-army of races of aliens-: MUST KILL MK!!!

MK: Toodles! That was way too short. I should have found a way to make it longer.