Disc-Okay, my first song spoof. Yay. Okay, can you people please R&R? Thanks.

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Mayor:

Good morning?

Jack are you there? I've

Got the plans for this year.

It will

Be the best yet!

Jack:

Good morning!

Hello HalloweenTown!

Hi Mayor! Hey why

Are my feet on your scalp?

Mayor:

Ow, Jack get off of me!

We have to get busy!

Sally:

Oh, Jack, my love

Get going

Or there'll be no Halloween!

Chorus

Jack and Mayor:

What's the worst that it could be?

This year there is no Christmas tree!

Tonight is the night

All Hallow's Eve!

Verse 2

Igor:

Master!

I've got the plans for tonight's celebration!

Dr. Finklestein:

Special!

Now I shall throw you a bone!

Igor:

Mmm, this bone is juicy!

Was it once someone's knee?

Vampires:

Hey there's no gore, Igor!

This song is rated K!

Chorus 2

Jack, Sally, and Mayor:

(Walking down Town Hall steps)

What's the worst that it could be?

This year there is no Christmas tree!

Tonight is the night

All Hallow's Eve!

We'll scare and make the people flee!

This year there is no Christmas tree!

Tonight is the night

All Hallow's Eve!

Bridge

Sally:

(Doing ballet)

Now it's time.

Can't think of more rhymes.

Will it turn out to be

So bad, no, we

Will rise against

And party down tonight!

(This last chorus has all the citizens holding Jack 'O' Lanterns above their heads and swaying in time with the beat.)

Chorus 2

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Well, that certainly was fun to write. Please go easy on me, though. Thanky.

--kama-kun