A Psycho Emo's day
"Hey Sasuke!!! How was your day?" Naruto asked, running up to his teammate. "………" Sasuke thought for a moment "Well, I was in my room, angsting as usual, when I herd my emo cutting knife arguing with my candle. The knife thought for sure that Quincy the evil squirrel was the cause of all the backpacks running away, which were running away to kill themselves, while the candle, who was on strike because it wasn't being paid enough, thought that is was because the grass was making fun of them. Well, wanting to see who was right, they walked out of my house, and I followed, no longer angsting. Sure enough, they lead me to my backpack which was about to jump off of a cliff. I tried to stop it, but grabbed my knife, which was screaming, and stabbed itself. So, I need a new backpack. The acorns tipped us off that Quincy the evil squirrel was throwing more acorns at the ocean, which was complaining about being turned into mist by the lava. By the was, the oceans in the sky right now. Knife, candle, and I went to see Quincy, since the grass wouldn't talk to us. When we found Quincy, he ordered the grass to attack us, but they said 'no! We quit!' and jumped into the ocean, which, if you remember, I told you was now in the sky. The ocean got angry and came back down, only now it's where the grass use to be so everything is muddy and wet. Quincy, who also got angry, ran off taking my Emo cutting knife with him.
"Being that he was my Emo cutting knife, I chased after him only to fall because of the mud. The acorns, the grass, and my candle laughed at me. I got up, angsted again, and chased after Quincy, dragging candle with me. After hours of searching, I went back to the grass and begged them to apologize to Quincy so I could get my Emo cutting knife back, and the ocean would go back to where it used to be, but they said 'NO!!' The acorns, which were angry at the grass for some reason, jumped onto the grass, which was now in the sky where the ocean was. And all this happened in the dark because the candles were on strike, I had no flashlight, and the stars quit their job. So now, I have no backpack, No Emo cutting knife, no candle light, the grass is in the sky, the acorns are on the grass, Quincy still has my knife, and the ground is wet and muddy because the ocean is angry." Sasuke finished and waited for Naruto to reply. "Were you talking with Gaara and Orochimaru in the mental institute again?" Naruto asked.
"You were there too?!?" Sasuke said.
Naruto sighed. "They should lock you up in that place too."
Just as Naruto said this, Sasuke's Emo cutting knife ran to them and said "Saaaaasukeeee!!!!" "My Emo cutting knife!!!!" Sasuke hugged his knife. Naruto blinked. "That all really happened?"
