Felicia was feeling angry as she packed her suitcase. Her parents were sending her to a boarding school. She'd been more rebellious lately than before and both Shrek and Fiona had it up to here with her behaviour.
Kicking a boy's butt because he made fun of her because she was an ogre had gotten her kicked her out of school because of her attitude. She was sixteen, had long auburn hair, blue eyes and was slender bodied. She was going to a boarding school called St Charms. "I can't believe they're sending me away to some loser boarding school. I'm going to try to get kicked out of there." She thought as she dressed in the uniform. It was a black skirt with a white shirt along with black and white striped sleeves. She hated it.
Fiona was worried about this. She didn't want to send her daughter to a boarding school but if it was the only way it would quell her behaviour, then she'd do it. Shrek saw Felicia come into the kitchen for dinner. She wasn't happy. "I look like a freak!" she yelled as she sat down at the table. Her thirteen year old brothers Meatballs and Spam smiled secretly at their sister's anger. "Guys be nice to your sister. It's our last night together as a family!" Shrek told them.
"Okay Dad." Spam replied. Later that night they got into the onion carriage and set off for Far, Far Away. The two boys were listening to their I-Pods as they slept. Fiona knew Felicia was mad and in no mood to talk to her or Shrek so she would wait until they got there. St Charm's was a boarding school for girls run by Charming. He'd realised his path in life was to be a head mistress so he'd opened up the school. He knew that Fiona's daughter would be starting at the school in the morning and smiled. He'd read her transcripts and was impressed.
"Maybe she'll fit in at St Charm's." he thought as he looked at Felicia's photo. She looked like a teen version of Fiona. The next morning the onion carriage pulled up at St Charm's. Felicia scowled as she and her family got out. It was all girls. Meatballs and Spam were getting excited at that. "This place looks lame." Felicia said. "I think it's awesome!" Meatballs said excitedly, his hormones running wild. "You only think that because you two are guys. If you were girls, you'd hate it too." she answered as Shrek carried her suit case.
Fiona went with Felicia to the office while Shrek stayed with the boys. He knew that if he left them alone in a place like this, something bad would happen. Fiona was shocked to find that Charming was the head and wearing lip stick. "Wow so I'm at a school run by an insane person." Felicia commented surly. Charming held the need to retort in. "Don't worry. When we're through with her, she'll be more... behaved." he told her sweetly. Fiona cringed looking at Charming. He was wearing a red leotard and make up. "You're seriously leaving me at a wacko school here the girls are all freaks and the head acts like a girl himself?" Felicia whispered to her Mom. "I know it's a little weird but give it a chance, okay honey? 'm only sending you because I love you." Fiona replied. Felicia didn't respond as her Mom left. Charming just looked at her.
"I know how you feel. My own mother threw me in a place like this herself. I know you'll like it in time. Alva!" he yelled. An older looking girl with black and purple hair came in wearing the school uniform. She was the head girl. "This is our newest student Felicia. Show her to her dorm room." Charming told her. "Sure thing." Alva said. But outside the office she pulled the ogre teen's ear. "What was that for?" Felicia asked angrily. "Duh! I'm the head girl, you're the new meat. Do the math. You're probably stupid considering you're an ogre." she said as she pushed her to the ground and ran off laughing...
