Hello Sweetie 2
No badmouthing or bad reviews this fan fiction is just for fun.
Favourite quotes
Ice age 3
The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Buh.
Doctor Who
The Doctor: Oh, you're not, are you? Tell me you're not archaeologists.
River Song: Got a problem with archaeologists?
The Doctor: I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.
River: Ah. Professor River Song, archaeologist.
Kovu is chilling with Kiara by the Waterhole (by the way this is after The Lion King 2) when a bright flash and Buck (Ice Age 3) Appears,
Kovu: what the hell is that a meerkat with an eye patch?
Kiara: so ugly…yet handsome.
Kovu: I saved your life.
Buck: The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Buh.
Kiara: sweet do you have a girlfriend?
Kovu: Kiara seriously? this guy just appears out of nowhere and you ask him out.
Buck: how did I get here (starts sniffing the two lions) smells weird here.
Kovu: stop that.
Buck: (stops sniffing) where am I?
Kiara: welcome to the Pridelands let me show you around.
The two walk off leaving Kovu alone by the Waterhole.
Kovu: I just got shown up by a meerkat.
Buck: (from a distance) WEASEL!
Kovu: whatever hey Simba what's up?
Simba: I know how you feel.
Kovu: you do?
Simba: yeah I met my future wife at age ten.
Kovu: no way.
Simba: trust me that weasel will be gone by (checks watch on his front left leg) now.
Kovu: what the hell is that…Kiara what's wrong?
Kiara: Bucks gone one moment he was telling me about dinosaurs then poof he disappeared and I was just going to ask him to marry me (starts bawling).
Nala comes running up.
Nala: Simba the craziest thing just happened I just saw Kiara with a meerkat with an eye patch.
Kovu: weasel.
Nala: what?
Kiara: he's a weasel called Buck.
Nala: (sighs) Kiara trust me that guy was way too old for you.
Kovu: you still have me right Kiara?
Kiara I guess so…still twenty five isn't that old.
Kovu: twenty five? That's old like your dad old.
Simba: Kovu just because your jealous doesn't mean you can I insult me.
Nala: honey why are you talking to a rock?
Rafiki: (running past) TALK TO ALL THE INANIMATE OBJECTS.
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