Hello Sweetie 2

No badmouthing or bad reviews this fan fiction is just for fun.

Favourite quotes

Ice age 3

The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Buh.

Doctor Who

The Doctor: Oh, you're not, are you? Tell me you're not archaeologists.

River Song: Got a problem with archaeologists?

The Doctor: I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.

River: Ah. Professor River Song, archaeologist.

Kovu is chilling with Kiara by the Waterhole (by the way this is after The Lion King 2) when a bright flash and Buck (Ice Age 3) Appears,

Kovu: what the hell is that a meerkat with an eye patch?

Kiara: so ugly…yet handsome.

Kovu: I saved your life.

Buck: The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Buh.

Kiara: sweet do you have a girlfriend?

Kovu: Kiara seriously? this guy just appears out of nowhere and you ask him out.

Buck: how did I get here (starts sniffing the two lions) smells weird here.

Kovu: stop that.

Buck: (stops sniffing) where am I?

Kiara: welcome to the Pridelands let me show you around.

The two walk off leaving Kovu alone by the Waterhole.

Kovu: I just got shown up by a meerkat.

Buck: (from a distance) WEASEL!

Kovu: whatever hey Simba what's up?

Simba: I know how you feel.

Kovu: you do?

Simba: yeah I met my future wife at age ten.

Kovu: no way.

Simba: trust me that weasel will be gone by (checks watch on his front left leg) now.

Kovu: what the hell is that…Kiara what's wrong?

Kiara: Bucks gone one moment he was telling me about dinosaurs then poof he disappeared and I was just going to ask him to marry me (starts bawling).

Nala comes running up.

Nala: Simba the craziest thing just happened I just saw Kiara with a meerkat with an eye patch.

Kovu: weasel.

Nala: what?

Kiara: he's a weasel called Buck.

Nala: (sighs) Kiara trust me that guy was way too old for you.

Kovu: you still have me right Kiara?

Kiara I guess so…still twenty five isn't that old.

Kovu: twenty five? That's old like your dad old.

Simba: Kovu just because your jealous doesn't mean you can I insult me.

Nala: honey why are you talking to a rock?

Rafiki: (running past) TALK TO ALL THE INANIMATE OBJECTS.

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