CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE IS A GO!

"Okay, DJ P0N-3, spin that beat!" Scootaloo shouted. "This battle is on!"

Scootaloo

This is S to the C to the OOT-A-LOO

All you ponies recognize that I'm better than you

I'm dropping rhymes faster than Rainbow Dash

And my nuclear lyrics will turn the haters to ash

I'm the best Crusader, of that there's no doubt,

And if you want to brawl it'll be a rout

Apple Bloom

Yo, that pony's rhythm and rhymes are wack

Best brace yourselves for Apple Bloom's attack

Scoot is just a poser trust me I know her and listen as I show her as my words mow her

Down, because all she is a chicken, whereas my rhymes are sick, and

Unlike her I do more than cluck

Yeah all the ponies know that we Apples can buck

Sweetie Belle

Hey there girls, I hate to intervene,

But those lyrics are atrocious and your rhymes are obscene

So everyone get up for a real flow master

Sweetie Belle is here to turn around this disaster

I'm the boss little pony, I own, don't bemoan your fates, Imma let you finish so don't look so irate

You're the ones chose to battle me even though you've got the brains of cattle - sorry if I prattle on but you must admit, I'm a #1 hit, you can have a fit or try to fight but Sweetie Belle is here tonight with another win, am I right?

The crowd applauded as Sweetie Belle trotted gaily offstage.

"I win!" she exclaimed.

But wait …

A Challenger Approaches!

Cheerilee

Oh girls, it's very cute that you're trying to rap

But I'm afraid that it's time that you three got told

You see I was busting rhymes even before you were foaled

I'm breakin' it down, I'm takin' this town, don't think I'm over the hill

You're about to meet the rap queen of Ponyville

Silly fillies do you really feel you got the skill to deal with my lyrical thrill?

Just like in school, I rule, I'm cool and I don't mean to be cruel, but you fillies are fools

If you think that you can hang with me, you're out of bounds

The original jam master – Cheerilee is in town

So everypony stand up and bow down to the queen

The baddest pony rapper that you've ever seen

"Peace out."

With that, the crowd went wild!

Later …

"No fair," Scootaloo muttered.

"Yeah, if she hadn't come along I know we would have gotten our cutie marks!" Apple Bloom exclaimed.

The three crusaders stood around moping for just a few moments …

"Want to try death metal next?" Sweetie Bell suddenly suggested, her eyes wide with excitement