CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE IS A GO!
"Okay, DJ P0N-3, spin that beat!" Scootaloo shouted. "This battle is on!"
Scootaloo
This is S to the C to the OOT-A-LOO
All you ponies recognize that I'm better than you
I'm dropping rhymes faster than Rainbow Dash
And my nuclear lyrics will turn the haters to ash
I'm the best Crusader, of that there's no doubt,
And if you want to brawl it'll be a rout
Apple Bloom
Yo, that pony's rhythm and rhymes are wack
Best brace yourselves for Apple Bloom's attack
Scoot is just a poser trust me I know her and listen as I show her as my words mow her
Down, because all she is a chicken, whereas my rhymes are sick, and
Unlike her I do more than cluck
Yeah all the ponies know that we Apples can buck
Sweetie Belle
Hey there girls, I hate to intervene,
But those lyrics are atrocious and your rhymes are obscene
So everyone get up for a real flow master
Sweetie Belle is here to turn around this disaster
I'm the boss little pony, I own, don't bemoan your fates, Imma let you finish so don't look so irate
You're the ones chose to battle me even though you've got the brains of cattle - sorry if I prattle on but you must admit, I'm a #1 hit, you can have a fit or try to fight but Sweetie Belle is here tonight with another win, am I right?
The crowd applauded as Sweetie Belle trotted gaily offstage.
"I win!" she exclaimed.
But wait …
A Challenger Approaches!
Cheerilee
Oh girls, it's very cute that you're trying to rap
But I'm afraid that it's time that you three got told
You see I was busting rhymes even before you were foaled
I'm breakin' it down, I'm takin' this town, don't think I'm over the hill
You're about to meet the rap queen of Ponyville
Silly fillies do you really feel you got the skill to deal with my lyrical thrill?
Just like in school, I rule, I'm cool and I don't mean to be cruel, but you fillies are fools
If you think that you can hang with me, you're out of bounds
The original jam master – Cheerilee is in town
So everypony stand up and bow down to the queen
The baddest pony rapper that you've ever seen
"Peace out."
With that, the crowd went wild!
Later …
"No fair," Scootaloo muttered.
"Yeah, if she hadn't come along I know we would have gotten our cutie marks!" Apple Bloom exclaimed.
The three crusaders stood around moping for just a few moments …
"Want to try death metal next?" Sweetie Bell suddenly suggested, her eyes wide with excitement
