Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or YYH (Too bad for me). Hah! Now you lawyers
can't sue me! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! However I do own myself and Dythonen
the Evil.
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to "Geniusss9's Talk Show of DOOM"
*Crickets chirp*
Meet our host, Geniusss9!
*Crickets chirp*
And his assistant, Dythonen the Evil!
*Big Applause*
Geniusss9: Good evening folks, and welcome to my talk show of doom!
Dythonen the Evil: Dude, if you keep calling it that, we aren't going to get any guests to come.
G: Oh.
G: Well, anyway, our 1st guest is..*Drumroll* the one and only.. *Drumroll*
G: Stop that drumming!!! FIRE THE DRUMMER!!
Guys in suits: Yes sir
Drummer: Aww man, first McDonalds, then this? This is gonna make my resume SUCK!
G: Anyway, our 1st guest is. *Drumroll*
G: I TOLD YOU TO FIRE HIM!!
Drummer: AHHAHAHAH *Pulls out Uzi* you will never fire me!!!
D: Really? *Pulls out big sword* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Drummer: AHHHHHHHHHHHH *Runs* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
G: Finally. Now, our 1st guest is... Krillin! From DBZ!!!!
Audience: YAYYYYYYY
D: Great, a short guy.
Krillin: How dare you! *Blows up the seat Dythonen is sitting on*
D: Owwwwwww.... *Falls unconscious*
G: Thank you Krillin. I've been trying to get him to shut up for hours
K: No problem
G: So, what is it like being a super human who can blow the crap out of stuff?
K: Well, its OK I guess. I never get any credit, so the chicks ignore me.
#18: *On speakerphone* HEY!!! What about me!
K: SORRY!! I forgot!
#18: HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU ARE SO DEAD WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THAT STUDIO!!
K: Um, can I stay here awhile?
G: No.
K: Plleeeeease?
G: No
K: Oh, ok, be like that! I'm outta here *Walks out* *you here an explosion and see Krillin running around, being chased by a blond woman who is throwing beams of destructive power at him*
G: Umm, that went well.
D: *Wakes up* NOT!
D&G: *Laugh evilly* Mwhahahaha
G: Now, our final guest... Kurama! From Yu Yu Hakusho!
Kurama: Yo!
D: Wow... He looks like a woman! HEY! HE'S A HOMO!!!
K: You have a sick mind. *Pounds the crud out of Dythonen* D: I see stars... Women in audience: Its Kurama!!!! OHHHH *Most swoon, while the others rush onstage*
G: CRAP!! SECURITY!!! Security: Yes sir! * They are crushed by the women from audience*
G: NO! Must call on my secret weapon! * Talks into Walkie-talkie* Release her!! *You hear an evil roar from the basement*
Sara, crazy demon sister form HELL! : AHAHAHAHAHAHA WFA: Huh?
S: Mwhahaha!!!!!! DIE!!!! *Shreds the women on the stage*
WIA: AHhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G: Lock her back up! NOW!!! *Security tries to lock Sara back up, but she shreds them as well*
K: I will do it! *Whoops up on Sara, finally subduing her*
S: AHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CAGE!!!!!!
K: Now where were we? Ah, yes, an interview.
*You here a rumbling from outside*
G: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE KURAMA LOVING FREAKS!!!!!! RUN!!!!
K: AHHH NOOO!!!
D: Ill get em! *Pulls out his sword, but only beheads a few before he is stampeded* Announcer: Um, that's all the time we have for today, um see you next time?
G, D, K: AHHHHHHHHH *Are being chased by the crazy women*
This end the 1st episode of "Geniusss9's Talk Show of DOOM!!"
Sara: MWHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHa
Please review my work. It is my 1st fanfic, so it might suck.
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to "Geniusss9's Talk Show of DOOM"
*Crickets chirp*
Meet our host, Geniusss9!
*Crickets chirp*
And his assistant, Dythonen the Evil!
*Big Applause*
Geniusss9: Good evening folks, and welcome to my talk show of doom!
Dythonen the Evil: Dude, if you keep calling it that, we aren't going to get any guests to come.
G: Oh.
G: Well, anyway, our 1st guest is..*Drumroll* the one and only.. *Drumroll*
G: Stop that drumming!!! FIRE THE DRUMMER!!
Guys in suits: Yes sir
Drummer: Aww man, first McDonalds, then this? This is gonna make my resume SUCK!
G: Anyway, our 1st guest is. *Drumroll*
G: I TOLD YOU TO FIRE HIM!!
Drummer: AHHAHAHAH *Pulls out Uzi* you will never fire me!!!
D: Really? *Pulls out big sword* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Drummer: AHHHHHHHHHHHH *Runs* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
G: Finally. Now, our 1st guest is... Krillin! From DBZ!!!!
Audience: YAYYYYYYY
D: Great, a short guy.
Krillin: How dare you! *Blows up the seat Dythonen is sitting on*
D: Owwwwwww.... *Falls unconscious*
G: Thank you Krillin. I've been trying to get him to shut up for hours
K: No problem
G: So, what is it like being a super human who can blow the crap out of stuff?
K: Well, its OK I guess. I never get any credit, so the chicks ignore me.
#18: *On speakerphone* HEY!!! What about me!
K: SORRY!! I forgot!
#18: HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU ARE SO DEAD WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THAT STUDIO!!
K: Um, can I stay here awhile?
G: No.
K: Plleeeeease?
G: No
K: Oh, ok, be like that! I'm outta here *Walks out* *you here an explosion and see Krillin running around, being chased by a blond woman who is throwing beams of destructive power at him*
G: Umm, that went well.
D: *Wakes up* NOT!
D&G: *Laugh evilly* Mwhahahaha
G: Now, our final guest... Kurama! From Yu Yu Hakusho!
Kurama: Yo!
D: Wow... He looks like a woman! HEY! HE'S A HOMO!!!
K: You have a sick mind. *Pounds the crud out of Dythonen* D: I see stars... Women in audience: Its Kurama!!!! OHHHH *Most swoon, while the others rush onstage*
G: CRAP!! SECURITY!!! Security: Yes sir! * They are crushed by the women from audience*
G: NO! Must call on my secret weapon! * Talks into Walkie-talkie* Release her!! *You hear an evil roar from the basement*
Sara, crazy demon sister form HELL! : AHAHAHAHAHAHA WFA: Huh?
S: Mwhahaha!!!!!! DIE!!!! *Shreds the women on the stage*
WIA: AHhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G: Lock her back up! NOW!!! *Security tries to lock Sara back up, but she shreds them as well*
K: I will do it! *Whoops up on Sara, finally subduing her*
S: AHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CAGE!!!!!!
K: Now where were we? Ah, yes, an interview.
*You here a rumbling from outside*
G: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE KURAMA LOVING FREAKS!!!!!! RUN!!!!
K: AHHH NOOO!!!
D: Ill get em! *Pulls out his sword, but only beheads a few before he is stampeded* Announcer: Um, that's all the time we have for today, um see you next time?
G, D, K: AHHHHHHHHH *Are being chased by the crazy women*
This end the 1st episode of "Geniusss9's Talk Show of DOOM!!"
Sara: MWHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHa
Please review my work. It is my 1st fanfic, so it might suck.
