Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or YYH (Too bad for me). Hah! Now you lawyers can't sue me! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! However I do own myself and Dythonen the Evil.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to "Geniusss9's Talk Show of DOOM"

*Crickets chirp*

Meet our host, Geniusss9!

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And his assistant, Dythonen the Evil!

*Big Applause*

Geniusss9: Good evening folks, and welcome to my talk show of doom!

Dythonen the Evil: Dude, if you keep calling it that, we aren't going to get any guests to come.

G: Oh.

G: Well, anyway, our 1st guest is..*Drumroll* the one and only.. *Drumroll*

G: Stop that drumming!!! FIRE THE DRUMMER!!

Guys in suits: Yes sir

Drummer: Aww man, first McDonalds, then this? This is gonna make my resume SUCK!

G: Anyway, our 1st guest is. *Drumroll*

G: I TOLD YOU TO FIRE HIM!!

Drummer: AHHAHAHAH *Pulls out Uzi* you will never fire me!!!

D: Really? *Pulls out big sword* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Drummer: AHHHHHHHHHHHH *Runs* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

G: Finally. Now, our 1st guest is... Krillin! From DBZ!!!!

Audience: YAYYYYYYY

D: Great, a short guy.

Krillin: How dare you! *Blows up the seat Dythonen is sitting on*

D: Owwwwwww.... *Falls unconscious*

G: Thank you Krillin. I've been trying to get him to shut up for hours

K: No problem

G: So, what is it like being a super human who can blow the crap out of stuff?

K: Well, its OK I guess. I never get any credit, so the chicks ignore me.

#18: *On speakerphone* HEY!!! What about me!

K: SORRY!! I forgot!

#18: HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU ARE SO DEAD WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THAT STUDIO!!

K: Um, can I stay here awhile?

G: No.

K: Plleeeeease?

G: No

K: Oh, ok, be like that! I'm outta here *Walks out* *you here an explosion and see Krillin running around, being chased by a blond woman who is throwing beams of destructive power at him*

G: Umm, that went well.

D: *Wakes up* NOT!

D&G: *Laugh evilly* Mwhahahaha

G: Now, our final guest... Kurama! From Yu Yu Hakusho!

Kurama: Yo!

D: Wow... He looks like a woman! HEY! HE'S A HOMO!!!

K: You have a sick mind. *Pounds the crud out of Dythonen* D: I see stars... Women in audience: Its Kurama!!!! OHHHH *Most swoon, while the others rush onstage*

G: CRAP!! SECURITY!!! Security: Yes sir! * They are crushed by the women from audience*

G: NO! Must call on my secret weapon! * Talks into Walkie-talkie* Release her!! *You hear an evil roar from the basement*

Sara, crazy demon sister form HELL! : AHAHAHAHAHAHA WFA: Huh?

S: Mwhahaha!!!!!! DIE!!!! *Shreds the women on the stage*

WIA: AHhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G: Lock her back up! NOW!!! *Security tries to lock Sara back up, but she shreds them as well*

K: I will do it! *Whoops up on Sara, finally subduing her*

S: AHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CAGE!!!!!!

K: Now where were we? Ah, yes, an interview.

*You here a rumbling from outside*

G: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE KURAMA LOVING FREAKS!!!!!! RUN!!!!

K: AHHH NOOO!!!

D: Ill get em! *Pulls out his sword, but only beheads a few before he is stampeded* Announcer: Um, that's all the time we have for today, um see you next time?

G, D, K: AHHHHHHHHH *Are being chased by the crazy women*

This end the 1st episode of "Geniusss9's Talk Show of DOOM!!"

Sara: MWHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHa

Please review my work. It is my 1st fanfic, so it might suck.