Everything You've Wanted to Know/Didn't Know About the Residents of Wonderland


Summary:Curious about the residents of Wonderland? Have you had a question regarding their personal lives, and wondered about about their secrets? Well I'm here to reveal them all to ya!

Disclaimer:I don't own the Alice series, nor will I ever. I'm not responsible with stuff like this anyways.


First up, Alice.

Alice Liddel's Files:

1. Alice LOVES to poke dead people's bodies. She just puts up a front saying decaying zombie people are disgusting.

2. She's had 5 boyfriends already. Leon, Blood's twin brotha from another motha, is her 6th and "current" boyfriend.

3. Alice dislikes ice cream. In fact, she is lactose intolerant. She will bomb the bathroom if she drinks or eats anything that has dairy in it.

4. Alice has a gigantic crush on Peter. She's just too tsundere to show it. Lately though, Peter's been the one defending himself from her.

5. Alice is not a virgin.

6. Alice is actually best friends with Dorothy Gale. They met at a convention that had to do with weird dreams and what not.

7. Alice is a fan of heavy metal. She listens to it while sleeping.

8. When she borrows Blood's books, she'll stick her chewing gum in between his favorite pages. This is only when he pisses her off though.

9. Alice has a night job. I'm not saying what it is, but let your imagination do the work.

10. Alice loves little kids. And I mean LOVES them. *cough*cougar*cough*

11. Alice does not know how to swim, bike, or dance. She can sing a little though.

12. Alice is always the damsel in distress.

13. Unbeknownst to Alice, the Role Holders are "getting real tired of her shit".

14. Alice has a woman-crush on her sister Lorina.

15. Alice would do a threesome with Leon and Lorina.

16. Alice actually hates Elliot's carrot dishes. She's just too "nice" to say so.

17. She actually really wants to leave Wonderland. She thinks everyone there are freaks.

18. When Alice was 13, she was sent to an asylum for 2 years before returning back home with her family, with an additional 5 months of rehab. She was sent there because she would claim to have dreams of being stuck in another world forever, and killed anyone who didn't believe her.

19. When Alice goes grocery shopping for vegetables, she will spit on them before buying them. She also does this when cooking.

20. Alice gets high off of pinesol.

21. Alice finds Sponegbob amusing for some reason.

22. Alice didn't know Wonderland had cable until 9 months after she lived with the Hatters.

23. When nobody is in the same room as Alice, she farts. When people are in the room and she can't hold it in, she'll pretend it's hot, walk over to the window, and do it quietly.

24. Alice reads manga, but hates Katekyo Hitman Reborn. White Joker secretly wants to slap her, now that he knows.

25. When Alice leaves her room, the Role Holders will sneak into her room to look for and read her diary.

26. Alice actually weighs 120 lbs.

27. Alice hates chocolate with a passion. (reference to #3)

28. Alice lives in England, and took a trip to America for a convention. She also went there to follow Leon, worried he would cheat on her.

29. Alice watched porn when she was staying with the Jokers,

30. Alice hides a gun under her apron. Her dress has a secret compartment where she keeps it. She wears her apron over her dress so nobody will see it.


Hahahahahaha... Ha... These are not true, of course. They are all made up in my almost barren little head. I will do the others too. Expect at least 2 a week, on the weekends. If you have any specific requests, just ask.

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