Ok this is my first fic ever so gimme a break, I have crude humor and I own NOTHING! I don't own Link, his grandma, his little sister, or anyone else on outset Island.... They are all copyright to Nintendo....So don't hurt me....... ____________________________________________________________________________ ______

One fine day on Outset island, all the folks where sitting around doing what they usually do. Orca was in his house thumping around and aggravating his older brother. The girl who carries water on her head was on her usual route. And the literally snot-nosed boy was running around like a maniac.

Suddenly a loud shot of glee is heard, busting through the once quiet island and scaring the crap out of everyone. The pot dropped off the womans head and shattered causing her to walk all over it and cut her feet on accident. Orca and his brother too began to breath hard and found that it was actually Link.

Link:"GRANDMA! GRANDMA! COME QUICK! I MADE POTTY IN THE TOILET!"

Link was standing with a really big night shirt on and was jumping up and down like someone who's bum was on fire, a wide and proud grin on his face*

*Links grandma came rushing in sweating alot and looking around frantically.*

Link's Grandma:" Who? What? Where? When? And why?"

*She continued to look around frantically and finally realized what was going, she smiled sweatly at Link and gave him a big hug*

Link's Grandma:"Oh your such a big boy! You did potty all by yourself!"

*She continues to squeeze the life out of him shaking him in a violent, yet loving manner and finally lets go looking for where he pottyed at*

Link's Grandma:"Uh, dear? Where'd you go potty at?"

*Links points proudly at a bowl with fruit sitting beside it, it was a large bowl, obviously carved from a HUGE coconut. Link's grandma's eyes widened as she stared at it, she then got a angry look on her face and turned to face Link*

Link's Grandma:"YOU PEED IN THE FRUIT BOWL!?!?!?!?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?!?!? DIE!!!!!"

*She suddenly ran over to Link, bent him over her knee, and starting pattling him like you wouldn't beleive. An insane look on her face, as if she was enjoying it. Loud screams poured from Link's mouth scaring the crap out of the villagers once more*

Link:"OW! OW! OW!!!!! IT HURTS!!!!! PLEASE GRANDMA! QUIT PLEASE!!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!! I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY!!! WHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

~And the beating continued all through the night and half way into the next day. Link's butt was red for three months, and he couldn't sit down on anything.....~ ____________________________________________________________________________ ______

Wow, now thats a disfunctional family. Stay tuned for the next exciting: Greatest Moments in Link's Childhood. Events are not placed in the order they should be.... They are all posted when I come up with them. MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! So stay tuned and don't pee in fruite bowls...