A/N: I was in a horrible mood, so I wrote this to help me vent. It worked beautifully and I ended up with a pretty good little story. Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own the perfection that is Harry Potter. I do however own a baseball card collection. Does that count for something?
Venting
Harry/Luna
"She's your friend Harry!"
"She can go get raped by an elephant for all I care."
"Harry!" Luna had been trying desperately for over an hour to calm Harry down, but to no avail. She wasn't sure what Hermione did to piss him off so bad, but whatever it was it had him steamed.
"Shut up Luna." Harry sat down on the bed and buried his face in his fists. "I just need to vent okay?"
"There are better ways." Luna charmed off her clothing and stood in front of him in only her underwear. "What do you say?"
"I say-" Harry grabbed Luna by her waist and threw her on the bed. "That Hermione is a fucking bitch." He kissed her neck, ravishing her, not even trying to be gentle.
"Tell me what happened." Luna gasped. Harry bit down on the sensitive part of her neck; she was instantly wet. She charmed the remainder of her clothing,as well as all of Harry's, off. They were now completely naked.
"She's just a bitch sometimes. I think she does it on purpose." Harry lowered his head to her clitoris and sucked on it. Luna screamed in pleasure. She wasn't used to Harry being so rough, but she liked it. "I can't stand her when she's like that."
"Have you told her?" Luna asked, but at this point didn't really care. Harry just gave her a look and thrusted himself inside of her. They both moaned. He usually liked to start slow and work up speed, but he was angry and just wanted to pound.
"Why would I tell her," He whispered. "when I could just fuck you." He thrust as deep as he could causing Luna to scream out in ecstasy. He went faster and faster until they both came hard.
"People should piss you off more often." Said Luna when she was finally able to speak.
"Will you let me vent every time?" Harry asked. Luna nodded. "Then maybe I should. You know, if you're not busy, I have an entire childhood of repressed feelings just waiting to be" Harry winked suggestively. "worked out."
"Oh do you? But first you have to tell me what Hermione did to you piss you off so bad."
"She walked in on me when I was using the bathroom."
"So?"
"She told me Ron's was bigger."
"Let's kill that bitch."
A/N: Thanks so much for reading! I know it's really short and all, but size isn't everything.
