"That's ridiculous!" screeched Robin. "Padlock is ridiculous."

"Well..." stated Harry monotonously. "It could be a thing."

"Paige would have already ran out of time!" Robin argued.

"WHAT ABOUT COLIGNOLD?" A robotic voice announced.

Robin answered the question with "What's cologneold?"

"Colin the Computer and Shrignold the Pigeon." Manny whispered. "Colignold."

Three years later...

Harry's room was covered with posters of Colignold fic images.

"You ship Old Cologne?" Robin said, unbelieving.

"Like UPS." announced the red hero.

Hope you enjoyed the random fic, there's hopefully more to come!

"WAIT, don't end the fic, isn't it supposed to be FedEx?"

Ok, it's over.

"But what about FedE-