The DEATH of DBZ and beyond.......

It all started when Bulma was looking for Vegeta. She flew off in her little jet
and went searching for him when she drove into a huge battle between 15 and 16.
They used a KI Blast at each other and anhilated Bulma and her little jet. Her body
blew into little pieces and the androids ate them.

Vegeta was at the local "Strip Club" and was looking for a good JOB(you know what I
mean dont ya?). And he offered a slut $1000 for a blow job. She took the deal and
made him ya know..... Well afterwards she kept doing it so much that he became weak
and died on the spot.............

Goku was at King Ki's place and died because he was laughing so hard at the way Vegeta
died. When they got to heaven they had an all out fight and got sent to hell.

In hell Cell was there and started to fight Goku and Vegeta. He died from serious
blows(hits) to his body. Now all of them rot in hell......

Gohan was flying looking for Goku when he found a book. Since he was a geek
he picked it up and it sprong a trap filled with C-4. Gohan didn't know this at the time
so he just opened up the book and started reading. In five seconds Gohan was
splattered all across the sidewalk. Local kids set his body a blaze.

Piccolo was on snake way and got ran over by a truck that was cleaning it. He got
chopped up into pieces in the trucks trash compactor.

Trunks was in the bathroom with Chi-Chi. They were cleaning(now I know you dont
believe this) his private areas. She started to go down on him and he was so
suprised that he died when he came.

Master Roshi was at his house with the turtle. He was looking at dirty magazines
and you know what he was doing...... he did it so fast that it flew off. and the turtle
ate it. He didnt know at the time because he was too excited. But when he found
out...by then it was too late. he had already bled to death.

Krillin was looking at he car dealer to see what kind of car he should get to impress
people. He finally picked the most expensive one they had and took it home. While
driving the error lights came on "Shit!" Krillin said. The cars engine had been rigged
with Nitrous Oxide which was about to detonate. He jumped ouyt of the car but
as soon as he got out the window it detonated. He was turned into gumbo.