Konan (Monday 8:56pm)
It was Monday night, and I was forced to bring 'home' ice cream for a bunch of 'S-ranked Murderers'. The facts that they act so 'Childish' makes it hard for me to believe that their been feared by nation's. If i wasn't for Madara being so picky on who joined… I would of gotten rid of them a long time ago!
As I got close to our 'Secret Base' the ice cream started melting. I picked up pace, hoping it wouldn't get all over me before I got there. I would be really pissed if it did.
I luckily opened the door in time to get it out of my hands and into the freezer. I slowly close the freezer door to realize that it was all too quiet. I immediately became suspicious. I went incognito, quietly creeping around every corner.
If all was in order, I would of came 'home' to screaming, running, laughing, cursing, and yelling from them. Tobi would have normal stolen something if Deidara's then Deidara would of starting chasing him. Ending up running into Itachi, making him drop his Mountain Dew on his book. Then he would start yelling. Then Pain would come and yell at all of them to shut up… but none of that was happening.
As I continued to walk in the shadows, As I came across the living room (where everything usually goes down). As I came closer I could hear small noises. At first it was hard to make out what I was hearing, but as I got closer I realized that those sound we 'Meow's'.
After hearing that I race to the living room. When I walk in, no one is there. I could feel something on my foot. I looked down to see that I stepped on a cat. I rushed to my knees cradling the cat in my arms saying "Sorry, sorry, sorry!"
As I take a closer look, I realized that, that was no ordinary cat….. it was Kisame. I immediately drop Kisame out of my arms, and in to the ground. Kisame wouldn't stop meowing. As I look over the room. I see that every Akatsuki member was a Cat! I was feeling beyond pissed.
Moments passed of silence.
"Someone better explain!" I demanded
Hidan started mouthing me "Meow meow meow!" (I could probably translate that back to a bunch of cuss word)
"Sorry but I can't Cat!" I shout back.
A half black and half white (who I assumed was Zetsu) started pulling on my cloak. I immediately picked him up and started petting him "Who's a cute kitty. You all are!" I say looking across the room.
A sit down on the floor cathering as many if them I can in my lap. They were the cutest little cats in the whole world.
"How did this happen?" I ask in a playful tone.
The blonde cat (Deidara) immediately pointed at Kakazu, who turned away when every looked at him.
I picked up Deidara and hugged him, until I realized something…
Deidara jumped out of my arm. And hide between the couch cushions. Everyone looked over her direction. Tobi was facing the wall and meowing in an angry tone. What he was saying I may never know, and I am afraid to know.
"Kakuzu, can you fix this?"
He looked over to me "Meow Meow Meow."
I get up as all the cats started glowing. And one by one they stated turning back to normal. With the exception of Tobi who still has cat ears and a tail for some reason. Deidara (who had been hiding in between the couch cushions) suddenly couldn't fit between them anymore.
"Deidara are you really a girl?" Sosaori asked with wide eyes, as Hidan started lugging.
"Where did that come from!?" Yelled Deidara
"It's a yes or no question" Sasori folded his arms.
"Just shut up, won't you!" Deidara yelled
