Things i will not do to Arya:

I will not poke Arya in the eye and tell her i was under the Imperius curse

I will not laugh when she tries to keep her face solemn

I will not cry when she smiles because it's so ugerly (Even though it is)

I will not scream "MARY SUE ALERT!!' When she walks past

I will not drive a wooden steak through her heart then say "woops, hand slipped!"

I will not make farting noises whenever she sits down

I will not sing "Man eater" when she's around

I will not change her hair colour when she's asleep

I will not tell everyone she is pregnant to Oromis

I will not tell everyone she is pregnant to Durza

I will not sing "Everybody's Fool" when she talks

I will not get Eragon to kill her while i have him under the Cruciatis spell for reasons of my own... Tee hee...

I will not scream at her "OUYAY REAAY AAY LUTSAY!!!! RAGONEAY SIAY INEMAY!!!!!!!!!! HUCKPAY FFOAY!!!!!!"

I will not shove her into a pot of boiling elephant dung

I will not put size 23 knickers on the end of her bed and keep the door open so everyone can clearly see the label

I will not put her in a cell with Durza and see who make the first move

I will not push her off a glacier

Thankyou. I am at ease. For now. THANK THE GOOD LORD that i don't own Arya. If you have any other suggestions of really crappe' things i could do to Arya, REVIEW!!!!