"Dudebro, that's not cool." Xemnas said, crossing his arms as he looks at Ansem. Ansem wore a big shit eating grin on his face as he painted Xemnas's room black.
"But darkness," Ansem said as his flowing gray hair flowed behind him. "It's what keeps me alive, nibba."
"No, no, no!" Xemnas stomped his combat boots and pointed to the door, "Get the fuck outta my room, Ansem, and while you're at it, get the fuck out of my FUCKING HOUSE AND GO TO REHAB OF LIGHT!"
"Not the REHAB OF LIGHT, GOD DAMMIT!" Ansem said, floating out of the room. He turned into a boat and flew into a few buildings, including a Kroger, which left a trail of blood n guts. whatever, that's not important, forget the deep moral message and shit.
Then Ansem entered the REHAB OF LIGHT and saw Diddy Kong, Qario and Jevil. They were all addicted to the darkness.
"So, I'm Rick Sanchez," Rick burped and he wore white foundation on his face. "So y'all motherfuckers are all addicted to darkness and I want you say why you are all addicted to darkness."
"CHAOS, CHAOS, I CAN DO ANYTHING!" Jevil danced around the room.
Then reality undid itself,
the end
