The following story is pretty much a little joke for one of my friends on Discord. Enjoy, and please don't take this seriously!
Down at the Krusty Krab, just a few minutes before it was open for business, Mr. Krabs walked out of his office with a huge pitcher of ink lemonade, gloating about how positive his little gimmick will turn out for this particular day.
"Ar ar ar ar ar! I'm gonna make me lots of money today! With Squidward's disgustin' yet original lemonade, I'll be swimmin' in riches!"
Spirit broke the doors down to the Krusty Krab, approaching towards the cash addicted red crab, confronting him over his selfish profits for years.
"AY, KRABS!" he said.
"Hey, you're not asposed to be in here! It's still three minutes until we're open! Speaking of that, where are those savage, tardy employees at? They were supposed to be here ten minutes early! Oh, they are so not gonna get their raise now."
"DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M THIS PISSED OFF WITH YOU?!"
"No! NOW GET OUTTA ME RESTAURANT!"
"I'd like to see you try, unless you're too scared to whip out your rusty claws!"
"Don't you DARE talk about my god damn claws! I'd snip you up fast as lightnin' for that!"
The hostile Spirit himself, threw back his fist, and lunged it directly at Mr. Krabs' face, knocking him out in almost an instant as he fell down on the wood floors of the restaurant.
"That's cause you disgust me deeply..."
He exited the Krusty Krab, feeling extremely unremorseful about his actions as Spongebob and Squidward entered the Krusty Krab, with the sponge's mouth full agape as they both noticed Mr. Krabs knocked out cold on the floor.
"Aah! Mr. Krabs!" he said as he zipped over to Mr. Krabs' aid. "What happened to you?!"
The red krab moaned softly, trying to regain consciousness of what just happened.
"Who in the right mind would do this to you?"
Squidward noticed the big pitcher of ink lemonade staring right in front of him, now thinking that Mr. Krabs would eventually take advantage of him before he turned back to the badly bruised crab, slightly smirking.
"Whoever did this to him... Thanks a lot."
"Remind me... to take... lemonade... off the menu."
"The end, and good bye."
