In the distance, Shizuo shouted, "Izaya!" He was about to toss a vending machine at the black-haired informant.

"Hey, wait just a second, Shizu-chan!" said Izaya. "If you throw that, I can't guarantee the safety of this..."

"What... how did you... How the hell did you get my pudding?!"

"I have my methods."

"Give. Me. My. Pudding!"

"Now, now, Shizu-chan. First, you'll have to put that vending machine down."

"Ugh. Fine." And so he did.

Izaya smirked. "Now, be my slave for a day..."

"Izayaaaa!"

"Shizu-chan." He waved the pudding in his face. "You wouldn't want me to eat all your precious pudding, would you?"

"Grrr... alright, fine! Now just give me the pudding, you bastard!" Shizuo was getting madder by the second.

THE NEXT DAY

"Izayaaaaa..." the angry blonde growled. "It's been a day now. Give me my pudding."

"I ate it~!"

"You asshole!" He pulled a stopsign out of the ground. "Izayaaa!"

Author's note: This was so random... It was inspired by a cosplay video on youtube by Stoppable Unforce. It's hilarious, go find it if you haven't already!