Story #4! Denser than a Black Hole
Giratina: Hi everyone, I'm back!
Me: Hey, since when did I invite you to come back!
Giratina: Ever since I threatened you with hyper beam...
Me: Uh... Anyways, On with the story!
Begin Story (Takes place during hoenn journey)
Ash sighed thinking about May. Lately, he had a weird feeling in his stomach every time he was near her. He didn't understand these feelings yet and decided to ask Brock.
"Hey Brock can I ask you something?" Ash asked to the breeder who was currently preparing another splendid meal.
"Of course Ash, What's up?" Brock said wondering what was on Ash's mind.
"Well you see I've been feeling strange around May lately" Ash said anxiously hoping that Brock would be able to tell him what the problem was.
"How exactly do you feel?" Brock asked beginning to process what was going on.
"Well I always get a weird feeling in my stomach whenever she is happy. And whenever she smiles at me I feel like my face is on fire" Ash explained.
"Oh Ash, It's pretty obvious that you like May!" Brock said excited that Ash was finally! growing up.
"Well of course I like May!" Ash said.
"Wow Ash you really are growing up, I never thought you would understand stuff like this with your denseness" Brock said whispering the last part.
"Why wouldn't I, I like all of my friends" Ash said confused at the breeders behavior. (Too much denseness!)
Brock facepalmed upon realizing Ash still had no clue what was going on.
"Not like that, Ash you like, like her" Brock said putting a lot of emphasis on like.
"Huh, what does that mean" Ash said getting more and more confused.
"It means you want her to be more than a friend" Brock said trying not to shout as he was getting angry at how dense Ash could be.
"She already is, she is my best friend" Ash said hoping he had solved the problem.
Brock facepalmed harder
"Ok Ash you should be able to understand this, you want her to be girlfriend" Brock said confident that Ash would get this.
"Uh, Brock but we already know that she is a girl and that she is my friend" Ash said the word girlfriend not ringing any bells.
Brock facepalmed again this time leaving a red mark on his face.
"Ash it means you love her!" Brock said frustratingly.
"Well of course Brock, I already told you that she is my best friend" Ash said wondering why Brock couldn't give him a answer that he could understand.
"IT MEANS THAT YOU WANT HER TO BE YOUR WIFE SOME DAY!" Brock shouted completely annoyed at Ash.
"What is this "wife" you speak of. Is it some sort of pokemon?"
Brock facepalmed so hard it left knocked him out unconscious. (Yep, he was that frustrated XD)
"Wow, my friends have been acting so weird every time I tell them about the problem. First I called Misty and she just started crying and saying something about ripping May's head off. Next I talked to Max who just ran off to start teasing May for some reason. And know I talk to Brock who started talking about a pokemon called a wife. I wonder if it's some sort of rare pokemon" Ash said to himself.
"Pikachu lets go try to catch a wife pokemon!" Ash said excitedly.
Pikachu sweatdropped having heard his conversation with Brock.
'Will my trainer ever learn?'
End
Me: Ash is so dense!
Giratina: I actually agree with you on that one
Me: Oh well, hope you like my second random oneshot!
Giratina: That's all folks!
