"Hey Tanith what- holy crap." Valkyrie stood gawking at the giant coliseum like thing blotting out the sun with a figure waving their arms frantically on top.

"HI VAL, LIKE MY WALL OF DEATH!?" Tanith yelled.

"Your wall of what?"

"DEATH!"

Valkyrie quickly scrambled up the side of the 'Wall of Death' and stood next to her beaming friend as they gazed into the center of the Wall of Death.

"What is this?" Valkyrie asked finally.

"It's my Wall of Death."

"Yeah, I know that, just what is it?"

"It's my new motor bike course."

"Really?"

"Yep."

Valkyrie cocked her head and looked in at the giant bowl made out of large things stacked together with planks of wood nailed to them. Tanith's black motorbike sat in the very center, leaning on its kickstand.

"So, what are you planning to do exactly?" Valkyrie said slowly, not taking her eyes of the bike and, honestly, wondering if Tanith had finally snapped.

"I," Tanith said. "Am going to defy the laws of gravity and physics by riding my motor bike on the sides of the Wall of Death, there by proving Thomas Edison that people can use old plywood as an experiment."

Valkyrie gawked. Then she shut her jaw and gently patted Tanith on the shoulder. "Okay Tanith, maybe you need to have a lesson or two on history."

"What are you talking about? I know my trigonometry."

Valkyrie face-palmed. "Well, okay. Are you sure it's safe?"

Tanith laughed. "Of course not! That's what makes it fun! Now, if you'll excuse me. I have to ride some walls."

She took a step and tumbled off the edge, rolling down the sides of the inside of the bowl and landing next to her bike. She gave a thumbs up. "I'm alright!"

Valkyrie sighed and sat down. May as well get comfortable while she watched her friend commit suicide.

Tanith sat down on her bike, started it up, kicked back the kick-stand then began to ride in large circles, steadily working her way up the wall. When she reached about half-way up the wall though, the bike began to tilt downward.

Luckily Tanith bailed just in time so that she wasn't crushed by the bike as it went tumbling back to the center of the Wall of Death.

Valkyrie leaned forward, suddenly worried. And then Tanith sat up, a huge grin on her face.

"THAT WAS AWESOME!"

Valkyrie face-palmed.

Eventually, after seven broken bones and many visits to Nye, Tanith Low conquered the Wall of Death and proved Thomas Edison wrong that she could use old plywood as an experiment.

Please review! Also, I will take requests for something stupid Tanith should do, just put it in your comment or PM me! And one more thing, I don't own the Skulduggery Pleasant series and I do get some of my ideas from TV so if you watch a show and think 'hey that sounds like that one story I read online' it might be because I got the idea from that show, so please don't get mad at me for stealing an idea from a show!