Phoenix: Hello my readers! As you all know (or should know) I am Sailor Phoenix1997!

Cerberus: And I'm her yami, Cerberus.

Phoenix: And we are here to tell you about our new story! This one! *Snaps fingers and a bunch of colorful beanbags cover the floor and Cerberus and Phoenix plop down in two* This is going to be a story that is based off of your requests. You can ask any of the cast from our stories including Cerberus and myself and we'll answer to the best of our abilities. You can ask anyone whether it be Luke Castellan from my new story or Austin or Annabell or Kisara or Kaiba any question you want. But remember it has to be related to Yu-Gi-Oh and must have some relevance to my stories.

Cerberus: What she means by that is that you can ask anything from the speed of a spine-tailed swift to what Phoenix plans to do next in her stories. But remember, keep it appropriate and don't flame just because you've seen this kind of thing before!

Phoenix: Oh! You can also ask to see bloopers from any of the current Yu-Gi-Oh stories done by any of our characters or you could ask their opinions of their roles. But first, a sneak peak! *Snaps fingers again and Kaiba and Joey appear sitting in beanbags* *Kaiba turns to Phoenix*

Kaiba: What's going on? *Phoenix pulls out a slip of paper and hands it to Kaiba*

Phoenix: Just follow this and leave the rest to Joey.

Kaiba: I'm a little scared now.

Joey: What's dat suppoed ta mean Rich Boy?

Phoenix: Joey, come here please. *Joey obeys* Ask Kaiba who's the St. Louis baseball team. I'd do it myself but...*Fakes a yawn* I'm tired.

Joey: Uhhh...Okay. Hey Kaiba you know who's on de St. Louis baseball team?

Kaiba: Yes, yes I do. Now, this might seem a bit odd to you Wheeler but nowadays ball players are given very odd names, you know that right?

Joey: Actually, no.

Kaiba: Well, they do that in St. Louis. So there's Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third-

Joey: Well, I think dat's what we're trying ta figure out here.

Kaiba: I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Joey: You know de names of dese guys?

Kaiba: Yes.

Joey: Den who's playin' first?

Kaiba: Yes.

Joey: I mean da guy's name on first base.

Kaiba: Who. *Phoenix starts smiling in background*

Joey *somewhat annoyed*: The guy plain' first base for St. Louis.

Kaiba: Who.

Joey: The guy on first.

Kaiba: Who is on first.

Joey: Well, what're ya askin' me for?

Kaiba: I am not asking you. I am telling you: Who is on first.

Joey: I'm askin' you who's on first!

Kaiba: That's the man's name.

Joey: Who's name?

Kaiba: Yes.

Joey: Well go ahead and tell me.

Kaiba: Who.

Joey: The guy on first!

Kaiba: Who!

Joey: The first baseman!

Kaiba: Who is on first.

Joey: Is dere a first baseman on first?

Kaiba: Certainly.

Joey: Den who's playin' first?!

Kaiba: Absolutely.

Joey: When the firstbaseman is paid every month, who gets de money?

Kaiba: Every dollar of it. Why not? The man earned it, he's entitled to it.

Joey: Who is?

Kaiba: Yes.

Joey: So who gets it?

Kaiba: Is there a reason he shouldn't? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it for him.

Joey: Who's wife?

Kaiba: Yes. After all the man earns it.

Joey: Who does?

Kaiba: Absolutely.

Joey: All I'm tryin' to find out is what's de guy's name on-

Kaiba: No Wheeler, What's on second base.

Joey: I ain't askin' ya who's on second!

Kaiba: Who is on first!

Joey: That's what I'm tryin' ta find out!

Kaiba: Don't go switching the players Wheeler.

Joey: I ain't changin' nobody!

Kaiba: Take it easy.

Joey: What's de guy's name on first!

Kaiba: What's the guy's name on second base.

Joey: I am not askin' ya who's on second!

Kaiba: Who's on first.

Joey: I don' know!

Kaiba: He's on third, we're not talking about him. *Joey pauses for a second*

Joey: How did I get on third base?

Kaiba: You mentioned his name.

Joey: If I mentioned a third baseman's name, who did I say is playin' third?

Kaiba: Who's on first.

Joey: Stay offa first will ya?!

Kaiba: Well what do you want me to do?

Joey: Now what's de guy's name on third base?!

Kaiba: What's on second base.

Joey: I am not askin' ya who's on second!

Kaiba: Who's on first.

Joey: I don' know!

Kaiba: He's on third.

Joey: There I go, back on third again.

Kaiba: Well I can't change their names!

Joey: Will ya please just stay on third base Kaiba?

Kaiba: What is it you want to know Wheeler?

Joey: What is de guy's name on third base?

Kaiba: What's on second base.

Joey: I am not akin' ya who's on second!

Kaiba: Who's on first.

Joey: I don' know!

Kaiba and Joey: Third base. *Joey takes a deep breath*

Joey: Does St. Louis have an outfield?

Kaiba: Sure.

Joey: St. Louis has a good outfield?

Kaiba: Absolutely.

Joey: The left-fielder's name?

Kaiba: Why.

Joey: I don' know. I just thought I'd ask ya.

Kaiba: Well I just thought I'd tell you.

Joey: Then tell me who's playin' left field.

Kaiba: Who's playing first!

Joey: Stay outta de infield!

Kaiba: Well don't mention their names out here! *Phoenix starts snickering*

Joey: I wanna know, what's de guy's name playin' left field!

Kaiba: What's on second.

Joey: I am not askin' ya who's on second!

Kaiba: Who's on first.

Joey: I don' know!

Kaiba and Joey: Third base! *Joey starts growling*

Kaiba: Take it easy Wheeler.

Joey: And de left-fielder's name?

Kaiba: WHY!

Joey: Because!

Kaiba: Oh he's centerfield. *Joey yells in frustration* Calm down!

Joey: Does St. Louis have a pitcher?

Kaiba: Would this team be any good without their pitcher?

Joey *Wipes face*: I don' know. Tell me de pitcher's name.

Kaiba: Tomorrow.

Joey: Ya don' wanna tell me today?

Kaiba: I am telling you!

Joey: Den go ahead.

Kaiba: Tomorrow.

Joey: What time?

Kaiba: What time what?

Joey: What time tomorrow are ya gonna tell me who's pitchin'?

Kaiba: Now listen here, Who is not pitching. Who is on-

Joey: I'll break your arm if ya say who's on first!

Kaiba: Why even bother to ask me?

Joey: I wanna know what's de pitcher's name?!

Kaiba: What's on second!

Joey: I am not askin' ya who's on second!

Kaiba: Who's on first.

Joey: I don' know.

Kaiba and Joey: Third base!

Joey: Is dere a catcher?

Kaiba: Yes.

Joey: De catcher's name?

Kaiba: Today.

Joey: Today? And Tomorrow's pitchin'?

Kaiba: Now you've got it.

Joey: Dat's all. *Turns to Phoenix* St. Louis has a couple o' days on their team.

Kaiba: Well I can't help that. *Joey lays back in his beanbag*

Joey: Nyeh. Nyeh!

Kaiba: What do you want me to do?

Joey; So St. Louis has a good catcher?

Kaiba: Yes.

Joey: I'm a good catcher myself.

Kaiba: Yes?

Joey: I would like ta play for St. Louis.

Kaiba: Well that's possibly able to be arranged.

Joey: I would like to catch. Now, me bein' a good catcher, Tomorrow's on de team and I'm catchin'.

Kaiba: Alright.

Joey: Tomorrow throws de ball and de guy up bunts de ball. Now, me bein' a good catcher, I pick up de ball get de guy out at first, so I pick up de ball and throw it to Who.

Kaiba: Now that's the first thing you've said right.

Joey: I don' even know what I'm talkin' about!

Kaiba: Well that's all you have to do!

Joey: Is to throw it to first base?!

Kaiba: Yes.

Joey: Now who's got it?

Kaiba: Naturally!

Joey: Who has it?

Kaiba: Naturally.

Joey: Naturally?

Kaiba: Naturally!

Joey: Okay.

Kaiba: Now you've got it.

Joey: I pick up de ball and throw it to Naturally!

Kaiba: No you don't. You throw the ball to first base!

Joey: Then who gets it?

Kaiba: Naturally!

Joey: Okay.

Kaiba: Alright.

Joey: I throw de ball ta Naturally!

Kaiba: No! You throw it to Who!

Joey: Naturally?

Kaiba: Well that's it. Say it that way.

Joey: Dat's what I said.

Kaiba: You did not.

Joey: I said I throw de ball ta Naturally!

Kaiba: You don't you throw it to Who.

Joey: Naturally?

Kaiba: Yes.

Joey: So I throw de ball ta first base and Naturally gets it.

Kaiba: No! You throw the ball to first base!

Joey: Den who gets it?

Kaiba: Naturally!

Joey: Dat's what I'm sayin'!

Kaiba: You're not saying it right.

Joey: I throw de ball ta Naturally!

Kaiba: You throw it to Who!

Joey: Naturally?!

Kaiba: That's it! Well say it that way!

Joey: That's what I'm sayin'!

Kaiba: Don't get so excited.

Joey: I throw de ball ta first base-

Kaiba: Then Who gets it?

Joey: He'd better get it!

Kaiba: That's it. Now don't get so excited.

Joey: Now I throw de ball ta first base and whoever it is drops de ball so de guy runs to second. Who picks up de ball and throws it ta What, What throws it ta I Don' Know; a triple play.

Kaiba: Yes. I could be.

Joey: Another guy comes up and it's a long fly-ball ta Because. Why? I don' know, he's on third. And I don' care.

Kaiba: What was that?

Joey: I said I don' care.

Phoenix: I know this one! That's a shortstop! *Joey jumps to his feet yelling* This is the first installment in our interactive reader-writer "Blog"? I guess? Remember, any question to anyone in our cast. Just leave a review. And I think now's the time to deliver my bad news. My family's moving on the 17th, so I won't be able to update this weekend because we're packing and cleaning and packing and cleaning and then we go on vacation for a week and then we move into our new home! I won't be available until the 28th at the very least. :'( Please leave some reviews so I don't feel so sad. Bye!