Men in black

"A blonde haired man walked around to the driver's side of a sleek black car, its windows were tinted black so nothing could be seen inside. His eyes were shielded from the sun by a shinny pair of black glasses. He pulled them down and looked around the area wit his bright blue eyes with caution.

He loosened his tie as a group of girls walked by him, wearing short shorts, and entering a building. All around him people were going places, mostly to the beach, a normal day in Konoha. But this man was different from them. He had a mission, he was a spy… and his name was-"

"NARUTO!?"

The blond spun around to see a browned haired man on the other side of the car holding two coffees and a box of donuts.

He wore the same out fit as he did, black pants, black shirt, white undershirt, and a black jacket. His black sun glasses were placed on top of his head. "Stop narrating yourself and help me open the door…" he stated while giving Naruto a weird look.

"Did you get it?" he asked while walking over to the other side of the car and opening the door.

"Get what?" he asked while handing Naruto his coffee and getting in the car.

"You know…" he mumbled while nodding towards the coffee espresso shop that he had just excited.

"Sorry Naruto…but I haven't a clue what you're talking about…" he replied while shutting the door.

Naruto grunted and ran his free hand through his tangled blond locks. He walked over to the other side of the car and through open the door. He plopped in and sat his coffee on the dash bored (why he didn't use the cup holders I will never know…)) he slammed the door shut, and started the car. "Choji…please tell me you kidding…" he groaned while pulling into the busy intersection.

"Choji reached for his coffee and took a big gulp. He set it in the cup holder and reached for the box of donuts, pulling out a crispy Cream. "really Naruto…" he started before take a bit of thedonut (ate the donut is more like it…)) "I don't know what you're talking about…" he said with a mouth full.

"Yes. You. Do. "He growled though gritted teeth. He gripped the steering wheel harder and took a deep breath, trying to calm himself. "You know what I asked you to get before I sent you in there for coffeerememberthatChoji? I sent you in for coffee and you got donuts…" he chuckles darkly. "I gave you money to get it and coffeenot donutsChoji…" he spat.

Choji licked his fingers. "You can have some…" he offered while smiling brightly at him.

"Choji…" he whispered. His voice was deep, signaling that he was about to snap.

"I'm sorry Naruto but I seriously don't re-

Naruto slammed on the brakes, causing his coffee to fly forward and spill on the dash bored.

"MY RAMEN CHOJI!!!! WERE IS MY RAMEN!!!?" he screamed while punching the steering wheel.

"Oh...that…" Choji rubbed his fore head and gave Naruto an apologetic look. "You should have said that to begin with…"

"…."

"Hey look!" Choji pointed across the street at a man, in a ski mask running down the street, with a duffel bag. "I'll report it!" he stated while reaching for the radio speaker.

Naruto hit his hand away. "No…they'll just tell us to follow him cautiously and not to do anything that might get us hurt…. Then they'll send Sasuke and his whoa crew…" he stated while watching the crook with wide excited eyes. He turned to Choji and smiled.

"Ah…you mean Neji?" he corrected while looking with lost hope at the smashed donuts on the floor.

"Whatever. We can do this!" he shouted while looking behind them to see a long line of cars, waiting for them to go.

"I don't know…." Replied Choji as he looked at the coffee currently spilling onto the floor.

"GREAT!"

"WHAT!?"

Naruto ignored the bellowing horns and stepped on the gas. Choji flew back and reached for the 'oh shit' bar. ((Isn't that what it's called?)) "Naruto this is a bad idea whit if someone gets hurt? Like a pedestrian? oh god please don't do this!" he begged

"They'll move…don't be such a baby!" he replied while Naruto swerved in and out of traffic, horns were blaring, but that didn't stop him, all he could think about was catching this guy, and showing the force team that they were the greatest! He pulled onto the side walk; people were jumping out of the way, of the speeding vehicle. The man in black looked back and ran faster.

Naruto smirked, and increased his speed. "For gods sake stop!!!" screamed Choji.

Naruto slammed on the brakes just as he was right behind the man. The man turned around and was through on top of the hood as the car hit him. The car then came to a complete stop hurling the man off the car and on the ground. His limp body rolled a few feet from the car until he was lying on his stomach; the bag he once held was nowhere to be found.

"Gotcha!" yelled Naruto while throwing his hands in the air. He jumped out of the car and looked at the guy. "This the greatest day of my life!" he shouted. He jumped onto the hood of the car and made 'whooping' noises.

Choji slowly got out of the car and stumbled a bit, aware of all the people gathering around. "Is...He dead…?" he asked Naruto while peering at the man.

"I hope he is!" said Naruto while jumping up and down.

Choji's eyes grew wide as he looked at the man on the ground. "Ah…Naruto…?"

"We are SO getting promoted!!!

"N-Naruto…"

"I'm on top of the world!!! He pointed to the body and smiled. "In your face!"

"Naruto!"

"We'll be rich, screw Neji and that Sasuke bastard!"

"NARUTO!!"

"WHAT CHOJI!!!"

"YOU HIT NEJI!!!"

"WHAT!!???"

Naruto looked down and saw Neji lying on the pavement unconscious….or so he hoped….

"Shit…"

"You stupid sonofabitch"

Naruto spun around and stepped back. Sasuke was standing on the top of the car pointing a gun at his head.

"….."

Before Naruto could pull out his won gun, Sasuke hit him upside the head with his gun, causing him to fall to the ground unconscious ….or so we hope…

What did you think!??? I love this story its funny and serous at the same time, now I'm going to clear some things up that u might not have understood, Choji and Naruto are partners in the Konoha undercover police force. There are four ranks that you can be in the force which are, Genin, Chunin Jonin, and ANBU. i didn't say it in the story but Naruto and Choji are Chunin, and Sasuke and Neji are Jonin…there will be other coming up in the story, not all are on the police force but ya.,…PLZ review I need to know what you think!!!