I have a penguin, penguin ,penguin

His name is Bob, Bob, Bob

He's part of an angry mob, mob, mob

He is weird, weird, weird, weird

Just like me, me, me

He likes to eat, eat, eat

Dog feet, feet, feet

And wear a thong, thong, thong

Which is just wrong, wrong, wrong



That's the Bob The Penguin Show theme song!

My friend, Kai Hobbit and I are the hosts of this insane fic. Read her fic, The Carwen Show!

Her muse, Fondue, and my muse NamelessEvilOne (NEO for short) work backstage. In this fic,

we kidnap BWOC characters and force them to answer questions. Send in your questions!

Thanks to:

Hikaness-For writing The Pencil Show and inspiring us to write this and The Carwen Show.

The Magical Association of Author Powers

FF.net

Insanity

And of course you, the reader, that is if you review!


Our first victim, uh, guest, is Merton J. Dingle!


Kai's notes:

By the way, folks, the first five verses of the theme will be used from now on.
Oh, and this show is named after penguins because one by one they stole our sanity! And send in your question's today!