Mario got out of his bed. It was summer and the brawls were done for the season. Mario noticed everyone was miserable, so he told them to pack their bags because they were going on a vacation. All of the smashers cheered and packed their bags. Everyone lined up at the door, they were ready to go. All of them were disappointed when they noticed that the trip was going to take 10 hours and they had to ride in a run-down bus. The smashers usually would've refused to go in that thing, but since they were so bored, they grudgingly went in it. The trip begun.

The trip started and the first ten minutes went well. The peace ended when Marth got annoyed with Ike. "Ike. Stop flicking me." Said Marth.

"Why?" Replied Ike.

"Because it's annoying."

"Not for me."

"Stop it or I'll have to hurt you."

"I'm so scared, tiara man."

At this point Marth punched Ike in the face. Ike looked at Marth with rage in his eyes. Marth knew his mistake. Ike punched Marth twice and put him in a chokehold. Marth was begging for mercy. Ike laughed, let go, and threw him on the ground. Marth, after about 10 seconds, got up, brushed himself off, and looked for a new seat, but there were none. He sat back next to Ike. Ike laughed at this.

Falco woke up from all of this excitement and couldn't go back to sleep from all of the talking, so he pulled out his tablet. He started playing Flappy Bird. People teased him for playing the outdated game, but those same people asked if they could have a turn. Falco got 63, and out of everyone who tried, the next highest was Ness, who got 27. Falco was proud until Ike wanted to try to play. Ike didn't really know much about electronics, but knew how to play a simple game. He got frustrated with the game fast. "I DIDN'T EVEN HIT THE DAMN PIPE! THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT!" exclaimed Ike as he continued playing. Ike got so angry with the "damn piss bird" that he almost threw the tablet out the window. Luckily, Marth was able to stop him.

"What are you doing? Those things are expensive."

"I'm killing this damn bird. He deserves to die."

"Ike, it's fake. Now give it back to Falco.

Ike tossed the tablet back to Falco and told him to kill the bird for him. Things soon died down and Toon link was bored. He was seated behind Fox and got so bored that he started kicking Fox's seat. He kicked and kicked until Fox woke up.

"Toon Link, stop."

"Stop what?"

"Kicking my seat."

"Why?"

"Because it's annoying."

"So? I like it."

"Stop or I'll bite your fingers off."

That remark shut Toon Link up. Toon Link sat there for a moment and yelled, "I HAVE TO TAKE A PEEPEE!" Mario, who was driving the bus, said they will be at the next stop in 10 minutes. "But I can't wait 10 minutes." said Toon Link. "Yes you can." said Mario. Toon Link felt like it took forever. He was dancing in his seat to avoid peeing. Toon Link got up and headed to the back of the bus. After a few minutes of silence, everyone heard a weird noise. It sounded like a leak. Roy said he would check it out, when he followed the noise, he saw Toon Link pissing on the bus wall in the back of the bus. "WHAT THE HELL? JESUS, TOON LINK!" yelled Roy. Everyone looked back and saw what Toon Link was doing. Everyone was stunned in silence, which was broken by Ike laughing his head off. Then, half the people laughed and the other half cringed at the sight. While all of this was happening, Mario whispered under his breath, "I'll drive off a cliff. I swear to god. I'll do it." Toon Link didn't understand what he did wrong. He was just peeing. Everyone did it. After the laughter died down. They stopped.

Everyone got out and stretched their legs. Mario told Roy to buy some stuff for the trip. After 10 minutes, Roy came back with chips, some candy, water, and vodka. "Roy, why did you get vodka, I don't think we should all drink it." said Luigi. "No," said Roy, "the vodka is for me." Luigi looked at the small redhead with concern, but didn't want to get in the way of a man and his alcohol. Once they all got in, they started driving again. Roy struggled to open up the vodka while everyone else fought to the nail for some food and water. After almost everyone, Marth was going to get some, but was ran over by Ike, got some food and water, they noticed that Roy already drank half the bottle. "Oh shit" everyone thought collectively. Roy, who was seated next to Wolf, looked at Wold with drunken eyes. "Go back to your *hiccup* own country, you commie." This was going to be a long ride. Roy started to get up off his seat, yelled something incoherent, and then took off all of his clothes, except for his underpants. Most people looked away in disgust, but Ike started filming this. Roy made eye contact with Marth and said, "Hey, pretty lady. Want some of this?" Roy then pelvic thrusted his way to Marth and gave a lap dance to him. Marth was in disgust, Roy was having the time of his life, Yoshi was vomiting out the window, Mario was contemplating suicide, and Ike was happy he brought his camera. Marth pushed Roy to the ground, where he then started crying. Wolf got up and tried to take the vodka from Roy, but Roy wouldn't let go. Luigi started to help, along with Link. Ike probably could've done it, but he was too busy filming. However, Ganondorf accidentally stepped on the vodka bottle and broke it. Roy, looked at the broken bottle and cried even harder. He put his hands on where the vodka spilled, got his hands with the vodka, and started licking his hands while proclaiming that it wasn't fair. Mario stopped the bus and told everyone to put Roy in the trunk. Nobody argued or disagreed with this. Roy was in the trunk and the bus started moving again. "Only 5 more hours, only 5 more hours, only 5 more hours, only…" Mario kept repeating to himself. Silence fell on the bus again and was, again, interrupted with Ike laughing his head off. Marth was red with embarrassment as Ike read Marth's book over his shoulder and howled, "MARTH! YOU ACTUALLY READ ROMANCE NOVELS? I ALWAYS JOKED ABOUT IT! THIS ISN'T ANY ROMANCE, THOUGH. YOU'RE SOME WEIRD SEX THING!" Everyone looked at Marth with disgust and question. Marth tried to defend himself, but everybody was too busy laughing to hear him. Then, Ike noticed that Marth made notes in the book, explaining how the writer could've done a better job. This made Ike laugh harder. Marth slapped Ike on his head, but Ike didn't care and was rolling on the floor, laughing. Ike always knew Marth was weird fellow, but this made Marth a weirdo. After 10 minutes of everyone laughing at Marth, the laughter died down. Lucas looked out the window and screamed. Everyone looked to Lucas' window and saw Roy. He somehow got out of the trunk and was now on top of the bus looking through the window. Everyone was shouting at Lucas to open the door. Lucas couldn't take the pressure and started crying. Link sighed and got up and opened the window. Roy got in and passed out on the floor, drooling. Everyone took a picture. After an hour of everyone laughing at Roy, Roy got up and started hitting on Peach. "Hey Peach, you got a cake?"

"Ummm. No. Why?" Peach said nervously.

"Because I'm drunk."

Roy then shit his pants and passed out again.

Mario stopped the bus. Told Marth to clean Roy up.

"Why me?" asked Marth.

"We see how you look at Roy. You'll like it." Mario said.

Everyone nodded. Marth sighed and cleaned Roy up. It was the worst experience of his life. Cleaning up another man's poop. Mario called Roy a cab and told the driver to take him back to smash mansion. Roy was cleaned up, but still drunk off his ass. Before he left in the cab, everyone heard Roy asking the cab driver is he was single.

Zelda was sitting there, listening to music, when her phone died. It lasted for 6 hours, which is pretty good, and now she had nothing to do, but talk to people. She started talking to Samus, but Samus was listening to her own music and didn't listen. Zelda notices this and decided not to mess with Samus while she was listening to music. She made that mistake before. So, Zelda went to talk to Peach. Peach was normal until Zelda accidentally said "boy band". Peach started squealing. She LOVED boy bands. Many of the smashers covered their ears as Peach squealed, but it was so loud that they could still hear her clearly. She started screaming about who was the best boy band and who produced the best music and who was the hottest. Samus couldn't stand this anymore and threw a book at Peach, who then started crying. Ike laughed. Nobody else laughed, but nobody defended Peach, save for Zelda. "Why did you do that?" said Zelda while comforting Peach.

"Because she was being annoying." said Samus.

"You can't hurt people when they're being annoying."

"Says you."

Ike was still laughing. Peach looked at Ike angrily and said, "You big, fat meanie. No wonder you have no friends."

It took 6 people to hold down Ike so he didn't beat the living daylights out of Peach. Peach stuck her tongue out at Ike, which only made him madder. He was sitting near Samus, took out another book from her bag and threw it at Peach, who started crying again. "God dammit, I just calmed her down" said Zelda. Ike and Samus started talking to each other and laughing about Peach. After a few more hours they arrived at the hotel. The 10 hour bus trip was over and now they could have a vacation.