Thank you for opening my newest story! I felt like all my other ones were just too serious so I decided to make a fun one for once! So, here you go! The Host Club After Hours was born! First, allow me to explain how this works. My bestest friend in the whole wide world doesn't have a FanFiction, so he'll be described as 'Penguin' in this story since that's his nickname. Now, I'll be 'Kitty' since it's short and easy to remember. The rest of the hosts will have their regular names.

That was the easy part. Now here comes the tricky part to understand. Penguin, Kitty, and all the other hosts will be taking your questions/requests via PM and that's it. We'll also be having guests come and visit if they request via PM. You can suggest yourself, another FanFiction user, or even someone from the most off-topic show/movie/book/band/YouTuber that you think would be interesting to see what happens when the host club and them collide. So, without further ado, I give you The Host Club: After Hours!


Penguin: [sits on chair leisurely] so what are we doing? I don't fully understand.

Kitty: You never fully understand anything. [sighs dramatically] what're we gonna do with you?

Kyoya: would you just get on with this? [adjusts glasses]

Haruhi: honestly, I only stayed because senpai said over text he would get me giant tuna for supper. [shrugs, sits down on loveseat]

Hunny: [sits down in Haruhi's lap, giggling] Usachan and I want to sit with you! Is that okay?

Haruhi: [giggles quietly] sure senpai.

Mori: [watches with hint of jealousy]

Tamaki: OHHARUHIMYPRECIOUSDAUGHTER! [comes parading into room, frowns jealously at her and Hunny]

Haruhi: hi, Tamaki senpai. Something wrong?

Tamaki: [mutters angrily to himself]

Haruhi: [shrugs]

Kitty: Would one of you please go get the twins?

Penguin: I'm on it. [leaves room, comes back five minutes later with various bruise marks] so they won't be attending today. [sits down tiredly]

Kitty: [sighs dramatically again] do they want me to come in there? [leaves room, comes back two minutes later with two very bruised up twins] I told you bastards to come.

Twins: but we can't take Penguin's face seriously when he talks to us.

Kitty: [snickers] neither can I. But still, you have to be here to hear this.

Penguin: [offended] I thought we had a thing, Kitty!

Kitty: [rolls eyes]

Twins: what?! I thought we had a thing!

Kyoya: I believe Kitty and I had a thing before all of you.

Tamaki: [stops muttering to reply to all their comments] but of course Kitty and I had a thing before all of you guys!

Kyoya: are you sure?

Tamaki: I'm very sure.

Kyoya: you wanna go?

Kitty: NOPE! No, he doesn't! Okay, so I had a thing with pretty much every host.

Hunny: Haruchan, what's a thing?

Haruhi: [whispers what 'the thing' is to Hunny]

Hunny: OH! That's what that's called? Takashi and Kitty had a thing too, then!

Kitty: [blushes deeply] enough of that. Anyways, we're going to be getting requests in the mail for things we are in charge of doing to entertain our readers!

Penguin: you...dated...every single host?!

Kitty: no, I haven't dated Haruhi or Hunny senpai yet.

Hunny: KITTY-CHANNNNNN! CAN WE HAVE A THING PRETTY PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE?

Kitty: [sighs] maybe in my next fic.

Hunny: YAAAAAAAY!

Kitty: well, there you have it folks! We're all really excited for-

Kyoya: I'm not.

Kitty: most of us are excited for your questions, requests, and guests! See you all soon!

Penguin: you're a slut!

Kitty: SHUT UP PENGUIN! [smacks him so hard he whimpers]